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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Fragrant Drab Fortuitous Meteor

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: mustard confused sandwich

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Fragrant Drab Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Costumed heaven



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Chest-beating native queen of the night

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Spruce razzle-dazzle center ladyboy



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Opaque gunner



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Magical potus



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: violet ticket booth

he’s such a dunce

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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: glassy razzle market

This is actuality extremely 180

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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Curious Twisted Yarmulke



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: violet ticket booth

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Curious Twisted Yarmulke

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Awkward Half-breed

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Spruce razzle-dazzle center ladyboy

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: ruby racy affirmative action wagecucks

Like the Ramones

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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: startling death wish dilemma



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Opaque gunner

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Motley vermilion antidepressant drug

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: violent famous landscape painting location

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: comical macaca parlor

LJL.

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Awkward Half-breed



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: rose rebellious kitchen

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: self-centered hell digit ratio



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Curious Twisted Yarmulke



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Contagious headpube stage

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: ocher laughsome corner cuckold

Donald Trump

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Copper Coldplay Fan Nibblets

That's actually really alpha

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: big overrated brunch

lol 180

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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: bateful idiotic azn point

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian Spectacular Corn Cake

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Vibrant citrine university tattoo

Tim D'Apple

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: cyan passionate party of the first part field



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Translucent cruel-hearted house patrolman

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: floppy sanctuary

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Awkward Half-breed



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Claret Roast Beef



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Opaque gunner



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Topaz philosopher-king



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Fragrant Drab Fortuitous Meteor

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Mad Cow Disease

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Dashing Abode

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: indecent lavender knife dopamine

180

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Disgusting Library International Law Enforcement Agency

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: aromatic home hominid

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: cyan passionate party of the first part field

the mlk quote is so faggot

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: provocative plum state

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Claret Roast Beef



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: bateful idiotic azn point

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: ruby racy affirmative action wagecucks

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Pale Codepig Casino

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: deep bistre gay wizard

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Drab Fortuitous Meteor

Having a good day so far?

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Motley vermilion antidepressant drug

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Garrison

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37915994)