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  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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Sapphire irradiated range toaster
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Offensive laughsome ticket booth
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
cracking public bath community account
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emergency money
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thirsty indian lodge round eye
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You’re poor
sinister confused international law enforcement agency
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
know-it-all flushed plaza
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
saffron filthpig space
  09/01/19
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dark slippery piazza new version
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
racy tank
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
know-it-all flushed plaza
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Sapphire irradiated range toaster
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
know-it-all flushed plaza
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
comical impressive regret
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
know-it-all flushed plaza
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
pearly excitant hominid
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
know-it-all flushed plaza
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Histrionic Insanely Creepy Toilet Seat
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great thread
Provocative Alpha Generalized Bond
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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i love men
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  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
know-it-all flushed plaza
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
saffron filthpig space
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
know-it-all flushed plaza
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Spectacular crimson cumskin
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
know-it-all flushed plaza
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Rose bonkers library

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: white titillating mexican



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Offensive laughsome ticket booth

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: galvanic theater stage haunted graveyard



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: racy tank

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: cracking public bath community account

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Sapphire irradiated range toaster



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: mauve stirring background story bbw

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Offensive laughsome ticket booth

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: cracking public bath community account

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Offensive laughsome ticket booth

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: dark slippery piazza new version



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: thirsty indian lodge round eye



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: thirsty indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: sinister confused international law enforcement agency

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: saffron filthpig space

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: dark slippery piazza new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: racy tank

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Sapphire irradiated range toaster

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: comical impressive regret

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: pearly excitant hominid

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Histrionic Insanely Creepy Toilet Seat

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Provocative Alpha Generalized Bond

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: white titillating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative Alpha Generalized Bond

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: saffron filthpig space

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular crimson cumskin

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: know-it-all flushed plaza

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2],#49111460)