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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Razzmatazz Dun Spot Kitty Cat
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/14/22
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Talented sooty ticket booth weed whacker
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Deranged space
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/14/22
...
Deranged space
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
exhilarant locale
  04/14/22
...
cyan french milk
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Titillating crystalline juggernaut
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/28/22
...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  07/04/23
...
cyan french milk
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
trip walnut home cumskin
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Coiffed stead faggotry
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/27/24
?
Coiffed stead faggotry
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Coiffed stead faggotry
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Coiffed stead faggotry
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
flushed insane set
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Coiffed stead faggotry
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
flushed insane set
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
buff gas station
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
pale sex offender
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Excitant mewling becky office
  04/24/26
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Overrated trump supporter
  04/27/24
180
Vermilion Turdskin Potus
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Titillating crystalline juggernaut
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Vermilion Turdskin Potus
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
flushed insane set
  04/27/24
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hyperventilating beady-eyed hunting ground
  04/27/24
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Overrated trump supporter
  10/08/24
...
cerebral filthpig
  10/08/24
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rose vivacious pistol
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Navy Half-breed
  06/06/24
...
White odious sanctuary
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Spectacular french chef
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
aggressive slimy karate brunch
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Spectacular french chef
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
aggressive slimy karate brunch
  06/06/24
...
blathering indian lodge
  04/24/26
...
cerebral filthpig
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Drunken property pisswyrm
  09/14/25
...
mind-boggling pontificating stage
  03/31/26
flame?
copper den
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Drunken property pisswyrm
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Bronze house feces
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Supple sticky library
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Bronze house feces
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
thriller tanning salon stock car
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
blathering indian lodge
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Dun Spot Kitty Cat

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Talented sooty ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Deranged space

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: exhilarant locale

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: cyan french milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Titillating crystalline juggernaut

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: cyan french milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: trip walnut home cumskin

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Coiffed stead faggotry

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Coiffed stead faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Coiffed stead faggotry

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Coiffed stead faggotry

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: flushed insane set

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Coiffed stead faggotry

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: flushed insane set

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: buff gas station

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: pale sex offender

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant mewling becky office

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Overrated trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Turdskin Potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Titillating crystalline juggernaut

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Turdskin Potus

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: flushed insane set

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Overrated trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: cerebral filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: rose vivacious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Navy Half-breed

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: White odious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Spectacular french chef

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: aggressive slimy karate brunch

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular french chef

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: aggressive slimy karate brunch

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: blathering indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: cerebral filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling pontificating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: copper den

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Drunken property pisswyrm

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Bronze house feces

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Supple sticky library

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Bronze house feces

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon stock car

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: blathering indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50021007)