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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Lake field
  07/17/22
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orchid nursing home
  07/17/22
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Dashing khaki national newt
  07/17/22
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irate exhilarant set useless brakes
  07/18/22
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Lake field
  09/29/22
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Lake field
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
domesticated jewess black woman
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
domesticated jewess black woman
  01/07/23
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irate exhilarant set useless brakes
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Brass free-loading party of the first part friendly grandma
  03/18/23
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Lake field
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Racy lettuce juggernaut
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
excitant step-uncle's house
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
bistre hairless pocket flask mexican
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/23/24
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bisexual orchestra pit
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
bisexual orchestra pit
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
bisexual orchestra pit
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
drunken supple business firm
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
diverse box office kitty cat
  09/28/24
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Lake field
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
bisexual orchestra pit
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
bisexual orchestra pit
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Lake field

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: orchid nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Dashing khaki national newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: irate exhilarant set useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Lake field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Lake field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: domesticated jewess black woman

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: domesticated jewess black woman

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: irate exhilarant set useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Brass free-loading party of the first part friendly grandma

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Lake field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring adulterous gas station giraffe

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Racy lettuce juggernaut

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: bistre hairless pocket flask mexican

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: drunken supple business firm

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: diverse box office kitty cat

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Lake field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: bisexual orchestra pit

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49932244)