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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
blue shivering piazza
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
slimy property goal in life
  03/02/24
...
laughsome crusty wrinkle pit
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Misanthropic famous landscape painting house
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
blue shivering piazza
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Misanthropic famous landscape painting house
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
blue shivering piazza
  03/02/24
lmao
Shimmering submissive plaza corn cake
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Chartreuse Mood People Who Are Hurt
  03/03/24
...
impressive gaming laptop
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
motley forum travel guidebook
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Doobsian library telephone
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Doobsian library telephone
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Beady-eyed spruce laser beams
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
glittery point
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
violent menage codepig
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Pale adventurous ape
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Comical mad-dog skullcap
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Boyish antidepressant drug
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
fuchsia location brethren
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Gaped Tantric Step-uncle's House
  03/02/24
...
electric wagecucks
  03/02/24
...
irradiated abode hissy fit
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
electric wagecucks
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
irradiated abode hissy fit
  03/02/24
...
Shimmering submissive plaza corn cake
  03/03/24
...
infuriating temple sex offender
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
racy national
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
insane scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
insane scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Vigorous brass shitlib
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Misanthropic famous landscape painting house
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
big swollen rigpig
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
elite tanning salon
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
green trump supporter factory reset button
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
spectacular indecent giraffe
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Pale adventurous ape
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
glittery point
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
fuchsia location brethren
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Beady-eyed spruce laser beams
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
fuchsia location brethren
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
narrow-minded rehab
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
sickened immigrant national security agency
  03/03/24
"shit"
Boyish antidepressant drug
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
talented hilarious heaven
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Frozen athletic conference locale
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
chestnut macaca hospital
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Exhilarant fanboi stock car
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
sickened immigrant national security agency
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
awkward unhinged brunch lettuce
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Hideous black den
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
swashbuckling anal french chef hell
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Bateful twisted lodge
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
lake mexican
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Doobsian library telephone
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
motley forum travel guidebook
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
sickened immigrant national security agency
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
galvanic dingle berry range
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
galvanic dingle berry range
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/11/24
...
Mahogany Associate
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Beady-eyed spruce laser beams
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Bull headed red hominid hall
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
fuchsia location brethren
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
fuchsia location brethren
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Comical mad-dog skullcap
  03/11/24
...
Bull headed red hominid hall
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
galvanic dingle berry range
  03/11/24
120
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  03/11/24
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impressive gaming laptop
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/12/24
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fighting garnet set skinny woman
  03/12/24
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dark diverse chapel mother
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Pale adventurous ape
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Hairraiser white stage filthpig
  03/13/24
...
abnormal cobalt messiness resort
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Mind-boggling senate
  03/13/24
...
laughsome crusty wrinkle pit
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Hairraiser white stage filthpig
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Bull headed red hominid hall
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Crawly dashing clown
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
awkward unhinged brunch lettuce
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Hideous black den
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
lake mexican
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
abnormal cobalt messiness resort
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
glittery point
  03/13/24
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Mahogany Associate
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Hairraiser white stage filthpig
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
embarrassed to the bone cyan theater
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
glittery point
  03/16/24
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alcoholic aromatic toilet seat station
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
laughsome crusty wrinkle pit
  03/16/24
...
Mahogany Associate
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
gold adulterous dog poop
  03/16/24
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Fragrant Mildly Autistic Juggernaut
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
supple medicated jewess
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
...
Beady-eyed spruce laser beams
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Hideous black den
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
fighting garnet set skinny woman
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: blue shivering piazza

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: slimy property goal in life

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome crusty wrinkle pit



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic famous landscape painting house

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: blue shivering piazza

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic famous landscape painting house

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: blue shivering piazza

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Shimmering submissive plaza corn cake

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Mood People Who Are Hurt

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: impressive gaming laptop



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: motley forum travel guidebook

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Doobsian library telephone

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Red, not dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Doobsian library telephone

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce laser beams

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: glittery point

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: violent menage codepig

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Pale adventurous ape

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Comical mad-dog skullcap

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: fuchsia location brethren

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Gaped Tantric Step-uncle's House

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: electric wagecucks



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: irradiated abode hissy fit



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: electric wagecucks

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: irradiated abode hissy fit

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Shimmering submissive plaza corn cake



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: infuriating temple sex offender



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: racy national

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: insane scourge upon the earth

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: insane scourge upon the earth

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Vigorous brass shitlib

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic famous landscape painting house

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: big swollen rigpig

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: elite tanning salon

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: green trump supporter factory reset button

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: spectacular indecent giraffe

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Pale adventurous ape

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: glittery point

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: fuchsia location brethren

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce laser beams

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: fuchsia location brethren

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded rehab

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: sickened immigrant national security agency

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: talented hilarious heaven

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Frozen athletic conference locale

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: chestnut macaca hospital

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant fanboi stock car

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: sickened immigrant national security agency

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: awkward unhinged brunch lettuce

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Hideous black den

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling anal french chef hell

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Bateful twisted lodge

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: lake mexican

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Doobsian library telephone

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: motley forum travel guidebook

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: sickened immigrant national security agency

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry range

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry range

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Associate



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce laser beams

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Bull headed red hominid hall

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: fuchsia location brethren

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: fuchsia location brethren

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Comical mad-dog skullcap

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Bull headed red hominid hall



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry range

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: impressive gaming laptop



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: fighting garnet set skinny woman



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: dark diverse chapel mother



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Pale adventurous ape

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser white stage filthpig

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: abnormal cobalt messiness resort



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling senate

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: laughsome crusty wrinkle pit



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser white stage filthpig

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Bull headed red hominid hall

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Crawly dashing clown

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: awkward unhinged brunch lettuce

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Hideous black den

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: lake mexican

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: abnormal cobalt messiness resort

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: glittery point

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Canary angry background story native



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Henna aphrodisiac water buffalo



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Confused orchestra pit



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Mahogany Associate



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: navy lascivious psychic

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Pale adventurous ape

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser white stage filthpig

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cyan theater

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: glittery point

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: alcoholic aromatic toilet seat station



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: hairless arousing school cafeteria gaping

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome crusty wrinkle pit

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Associate



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: gold adulterous dog poop

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Mildly Autistic Juggernaut



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: supple medicated jewess

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant bearded stage marketing idea

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce laser beams



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Hideous black den

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: pearly cuckoldry weed whacker

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: fighting garnet set skinny woman

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: frum razzle-dazzle theatre pistol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling senate

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: galvanic dingle berry range

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: ungodly gunner

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Make Money Not Friends



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