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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:15 PM Author: lavender stag film https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/201121.U.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483141) |
Date: March 11th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account And Spinelli can't understand basic federal court jurisdiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483146) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:23 PM Author: lavender stag film Reminds me of this thread: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5311159&mc=12&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483165) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs LMAO. LMAO. Seeing the kind of "law" this clown freak does it's a wonder he has the balls to call himself a lawyer at all. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: Bisexual church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483282) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:24 PM Author: Violet maniacal stage This guy is a public menace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483167) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:25 PM Author: Vivacious orchestra pit blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483172) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gsYWxIRv34&t=7865s He needs to cut down on his verbal pauses. He says "uh" and "um" far too often for an experienced lawyer. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: startling gold azn burst out laughing at "Mr. Spinelli, whenever you're ready"
and it's all downhill from there for chris |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: startling gold azn UHHH, UHHHH, THEN UHHH, UMMM, UHHHH, THE TRUCK, UHHHHH, UMMM
holy shit this guy sucks. he needs to be disbarred and thrown in prison for scamming "clients" out of money for his "legal services" |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:19 PM Author: dun ticket booth I think he sounds eloquent, almost like an esteemed poet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483700) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: Cyan Cerebral Volcanic Crater They already know what happened because they read the briefs and their clerks prepared bench memos. Don't spend your first 90 seconds telling them the facts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483373) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: Lascivious Chapel Keepsake Machete Why does he admit in his opening sentence that the facts of the cast would be "entertaining" but for his client's eggshell skull? Client should kill him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483711) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building Holy fucking shit
I've seen high school moot court students that would blow this guy out of the water |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:15 PM Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse To be fair,
LMAO
Chris, you child-raping pedo retard. JFC. |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 2:56 AM Author: maize diverse rigpig locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485695) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:50 PM Author: soggy yarmulke Why is he suing the poast office for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47563915) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48460719) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs "It was a negligent act of horseplay" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483205) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:35 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account "They were just horsing around, as men do with boys, and the horn made rhythmic slapping sounds that were too loud." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483210) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483261) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:01 PM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483635) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483726) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: chestnut lodge kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485525) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:50 AM Author: harsh house-broken theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485814) |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: nighttime citrine stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48413960) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48460717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: Cracking Gaming Laptop Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48501324) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:32 PM Author: Godawful hell I am lmao just lmaoooooo at how the judges just completely destroy him. It seems like he was not prepared to answer even the most basic and obvious questions with any type of confidence...questions that should have been easily predictable. One thing is for sure though, SP really, really "appreciates" all of these questions; he is very, very "thankful" to his interlocutors.
My favorite part is where SP comes up with some frivolous argument steeped in state tort law and the judge basically asks if he would be "more comfortable" with his case being dismissed on federal law instead. And SP just helplessly sputters around.
Also, I don't do shitlaw, don't know shitlaw and torts at all, don't know what falls within the FTCA, but why the fuck didn't SP at least try to argue that the consequences of the act (injuries) weren't intended? Can't an intentional act with unintended consequences be negligence? And wouldn't that normally be a fact issue that would often survive a MTD? Something like these cases:
https://plaintiffmagazine.com/recent-issues/item/accidents-and-intentional-conduct
How did SP, who devoted dozens or hundreds of hours to this case and is a "specialist" in this field, not come up with an argument that took 3 seconds of thinking and 10 seconds of googling from someone with passing knowledge of torts? |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:45 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs SP would lose Moot Court rounds to college students IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483351) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:29 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building Dude he would lose to a quarterfinals level high school student
I know because I've judged them lmfao |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: Bateful heaven You creepily dunning Kruger every single thing I do on here. It would be funny except that it’s just obsessive and creepy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483938) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:16 PM Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse To be fair,
You used that term incorrectly here, but that's not surprising given that you're a total fucking retard who got blown the FUCK out in this oral argument. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:09 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484484) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:13 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484512) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 10:16 PM Author: yooper (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49453063) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:57 PM Author: Bateful heaven Just saw this. More outting I guess.
First, the performance was fine. It was already played here and commented on here months ago as fine. Stop being ridiculous. It’s a Hail Mary pass on a point of law that could theoretically get some traction as it is OR open a door for a new plaintiffs cause of action in my state.
Second, I didn’t do the briefs, I didn’t do the pleadings or the arguments in lower court. I didn’t write the appeal. I was arguing an appeal for work done by another atty who took the case in and identified the potential grounds for appeal in his mind but was unable to argue it himself. So the hours and hours bit is a little unfair. I simply had the record and the appellate briefs to work with, and an open scheduling slot with the fourth circuit that had better be filled with one of us.
Third, the whole name of the game here was to find insurance. As an intentional act, the postman’s private car insurance wouldn’t cover it. So would the USA? As a “Negligent act” performed by its agent the postal service? There’s a federal statue that excludes US liability for acts sounding in battery. But Virginia law doesn’t recognize loud noises as battery. So why not consider it negligent horseplay on the part of the postman, which is what it was. Otherwise plaintiff is essentially remedyless. He’s deaf now and remedyless. All of this may explain why the appeal was pursued. My job is to try to help people in difficult situations, and sometimes that means pressing arguments for the expansion of the law on a point.
The oral argument was fine, and all the work done on the case including the appellate briefs, was also very good. Unfortunately, and in a move surprising no one, the fourth circuit didn’t agree.
(Did they create the possibility of a new tort in Virginia? Generally speaking, as a plaintiffs lawyer, that, at least, is a good thing.) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:02 PM Author: lavender stag film So did the guy ever get paid for being subjected to the HONK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483385) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Bateful heaven No! There’s no entity to pay him! And he’s now legitimately deaf in the one ear and lost hearing in the other ear as well. A deaf doctor. Because a postman was screwing around with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483396) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM Author: Godawful hell UPHELD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483421) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:15 PM Author: lavender stag film Well on the plus side at least he couldn’t hear that oral performance you gave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483434) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:16 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs *SP Jr shudders upon hearing the phrase “oral performance”* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483444) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:49 AM Author: naked casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485918) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM Author: Bateful heaven He heard it and was satisfied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483459) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: Laughsome fantasy-prone background story so you were lying about him being deaf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483490) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: Bateful heaven Did you see what I wrote. … full hearing loss in one ear and limited hearing in the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483492) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Excitant pink parlor nowag did he position his "good" ear to the side of the room where u were talking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483605) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:07 PM Author: Bateful heaven It was by zoom so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483659) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building You literally had your fucking laptop in front of you and you still fucked it up like this? This is a fucking incredible admission. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485277) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Godawful hell lol no it wasn't fine...a man went completely deaf and got nothing because u weren't able to give even the slightest pushback to the judges on the easiest questions. Again, why didn't you argue that even if sounding the horn was intentional, the consequences/injuries were not intended or forseeable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483417) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM Author: Cyan Cerebral Volcanic Crater You'd want to be careful in arguing that the consequences were not foreseeable champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483427) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:09 PM Author: Godawful hell I know nothing about shitlaw but I've learned that it apparently doesn't work because of the difference between general and specific intent torts. I am still lolling at SP's overall performance though. He was about as skillful as I would have expected of him, which is about the worst thing I could say about a lawyer here. Even tsinah would wreck him. All the judges and opposing counsel were literally LAUGHING after his argument. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483925) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Bateful heaven It was fine. Just as a heads up, these appeals aren’t like law school where you get two roughly equal opposing positions. Read over the response I gave earlier. I’m not sure you read it. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: Godawful hell I'm not lolling because you lost, I'm loolling because your performance was terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484331) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:14 PM Author: Bateful heaven That argument does nothing to advance the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483429) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Godawful hell nor did yours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483446) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:20 PM Author: Bateful heaven I want you to think why one of these was not like the other. In fact your point is so badly taken it was not even argued in lower federal court. I should add that one of the allegations in lower court was that the postman had actually altered his horn to be much louder than standard, which was part of the “prank”. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: Excitant pink parlor nowag did you consider suing the postman individually, or would that be a waste of time bc he's judgment proof? not a shitlawyer, so don't judge me for asking such a stupid question that a real lawyer wouldn't ask. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483602) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:13 PM Author: Bateful heaven It’s actually a proper question asked in good faith. To answer it, yeah it’s pointless. You’d have an uncollectible judgment
The thing about appeals judges in federal court is a lot of times they have better sense than to devote a large portions of their careers to PI plaintiff side work … so the intricacies of finding coverage are often minor considerations for them. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM Author: Sooty Well-lubricated Shrine Lettuce Wouldn’t his personal car insurance apply since the incident arose out of the use of the auto? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485048) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM Author: Bateful heaven Intentional acts are excluded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485217) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:38 PM Author: Sooty Well-lubricated Shrine Lettuce Isn’t the better argument that he was careless in doing the prank bc he didn’t check to make sure the horn wouldn’t damage someone’s ears? It is foreseeable that if you blow a loud noise in someone’s ears, it could damage them, so you have a duty to ensure if you’re going to do a prank, you don’t do it so as to blow out someone’s ears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485040) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs All of that can be true - and none of that is responsive to the fact that you have one of the worst verbal performance I’ve ever heard for oral argument.
Basically you were unconfident and got owned. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:19 PM Author: Bateful heaven Nah. It was fine. Some appeals you just have to get thru. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483453) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building This is peak delusion. It was objectively terrible.
The fact that you think this was fine is really implicitly damning to any claim you make about being a good attorney. If you think this was fine, everything you touch must be absolute fucking garbage. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:19 PM Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse To be fair,
Oh you don't even want to get into what else he "touches" |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:08 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484477) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483730) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse To be fair,
"I did great, I was just stymied in obtaining justice for my clients because the EVIL CONSERVATIVES ON THE 4TH CIRCUIT SUCK!"
Lol Chris, I can only hope you're as incompetent at actually sodomizing children as you are at every other facet of your gay and pathetic "life." |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485877) |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:16 AM Author: nighttime citrine stain "First, the performance was fine."
[LAUGH TRACK BLARES] |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: nighttime citrine stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48413962) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:36 PM Author: Light talking indian lodge puppy π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483219) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 12:37 PM Author: startling gold azn this guy is a straight up menace to society
also he's a literal child rapist |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:22 PM Author: Autistic 180 Cuckold School Cafeteria HONK HONK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483273) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: lemon hospital it took x posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483576) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:10 PM Author: Autistic 180 Cuckold School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483927) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:05 PM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483655) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM Author: maize diverse rigpig locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485870) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account "Your honors, the district court opinion was obviously written by Zappin." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483294) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: lavender stag film Your honor, prove you aren’t Zappin before I answer your question (that I am thankful for) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483384) |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:21 AM Author: nighttime citrine stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48413987) |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 7:22 PM Author: Vigorous flickering locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48416827) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: claret comical house ratface holy shit, this is terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483345) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:07 AM Author: maize diverse rigpig locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485872) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: Poppy Rigor Spaceporn bringing giant clown horn into court to demonstrate the sound (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483346) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: bronze appetizing step-uncle's house As an impartial third party, my immediate reaction is that this puts spaceporn's reputation as a skilled and experienced attorney into jeopardy.
I am eager to see how spaceporn responds to these revelations. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account You already know how spaceporn will respond.
"Every poaster in this thread is Zappin."
"How many cases have you taken to court?" [ignoring his own incompetence]
"I handled that case better than any xo poaster would have."
"I'm too smart for you to follow what I was arguing." |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:13 PM Author: bronze appetizing step-uncle's house It sounds like he "parachuted in" as a sort of elite federal appeals strike force and wasn't responsible for the mess in the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483423) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:21 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account Of course. If something went wrong, it wasn't his fault. For his part, he was brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483469) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:23 PM Author: Bateful heaven I wouldn’t characterize it like that. The atty who had the case and chose to appeal and drafted the appeal wasn’t around to argue it. The basis for appeal may be considered too precious by half, but that’s less my concern than trying to get some relief for a remedyless plaintiff. Also You get sanctioned if you mess around with the fourth circuits scheduling calendar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483474) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:31 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building irl lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483737) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:16 PM Author: Bateful heaven I’m not sure you even understand the basic argument here dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483942) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:22 PM Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse To be fair,
Unfortunately for you, after listening to that pathetic "oral argument" the rest of us are absolutely certain that you don't either, bud.
And unlike Hegemon, you're a trained attorney who was hired to make good arguments to convince judges in a court of law.
Whoops. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:37 PM Author: mind-boggling puce spot SP: creates possibility of new tort in VA You: purell at desk |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Provocative public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485055) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Trip Glassy Temple Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47486519) |
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Date: March 19th, 2024 6:47 AM Author: Slate Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47506404) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:43 PM Author: Frum cuckoldry I am trying to figure out why the prankster here would have to cut out a hole in the venetian blinds to watch this guy get soundbatteried. Couldn't you just lift one of the venetian blind slats? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483542) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:46 PM Author: Bateful heaven He’d have his co-workers come into his office and watch the prank proceed along with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483559) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM Author: Frum cuckoldry See, this is important to me to invision this. Even if he had coworkers come in to watch, just gather around and either: lift the blinds a little to peek out; or move the blinds apart with your fingers. Regular blinds? Maybe you cut a hole. But venetians? Seems weird and WRONG. Cf. https://media.istockphoto.com/id/671140426/photo/surveillance.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=8XCZ3tGqZFkWl-9eITaYEhebWhhB0PSucDLPQAh8Rlo= |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: Lascivious Chapel Keepsake Machete I had some snap off the end and make s little rectangle at the bottom that was perfect for a houseplant. People think I did it on purpose so I could put a plant of the shelf, close the blinds and still see the plant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483724) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:52 PM Author: lemon hospital they were trying to be cartoonish like a 80s sex comdey a la porky's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483580) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:58 PM Author: soul-stirring pungent windowlicker the majesty of the law. lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483611) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: bronze appetizing step-uncle's house Why would one bend down to examine the grill of an automobile that had honked its horn? It's very difficult to visualize this, because it's not at all what a person typically does when an automobile in a parking lot honks its horn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483613) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM Author: Frum cuckoldry The whole fact set is weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483642) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:08 PM Author: Bateful heaven I agree. Apparently there was a funny noise honk option which would draw the victim in and then he could let loose a blast after he got the attention of the victim. Candid camera style. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: lavender stag film Can you describe this postman? He sounds like Scumbag clique. Was the truck a lifted coal-roller? Did it have truck nuts? Did the poastman have a goatee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483731) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:36 PM Author: Poppy Rigor Ashton Kutcher walks out in full USPS uniform (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483760) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: Bateful heaven No idea. It really wasn’t my case except for the oral argument at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483774) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:01 PM Author: bronze appetizing step-uncle's house The opinion says that the initial sound was a "loud horn blast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483854) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: Bateful heaven Yeah. Maybe. I can’t remember what was in the original complaint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483943) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:21 PM Author: Excitant pink parlor nowag horse cum blast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483955) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484840) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:08 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs I am crying laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484155) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47486521) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:02 PM Author: Excitant pink parlor nowag plaintiff was an autistic retard like his lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483644) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Contagious overrated chad base G. Zachary Terwilliger, United States Attorney, OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY, Alexandria, Virginia, for Appellee. Terwilliger, same family name as Sideshow Bob |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:09 PM Author: Bateful heaven Good atty and did a great job obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483664) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:13 PM Author: Bistre Whorehouse CLOWN SHOWDOWN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483936) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:09 AM Author: maize diverse rigpig locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485873) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:21 PM Author: electric friendly grandma Alpha dog shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483707) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: stirring magical business firm Pg. 10:
J. Thackar, concurring:
I join the majority's opinion in its entirety. I write separately to express my concern that everyone involved in this case is a fucking retard. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:19 PM Author: Bateful heaven That’s sort of boilerplate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483950) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 4:28 PM Author: Dead Sanctuary Faggot Firefighter LMAO this is just horrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47483971) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 6:53 AM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485815) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: emerald forum indirect expression π€‘π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484171) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:32 PM Author: Peach State I am literally at a semi-formal dinner party right now, playing this thing aloud from my phone which is centered on the table. There's a couple of noteworthy people here including a former senior VP at BOA and the previous CTO at Pinterest. The crowd is on their fucking knees dying of laughter.
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Date: March 11th, 2024 5:39 PM Author: irate ruby hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484243) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:36 PM Author: Khaki shaky community account At the semi-formal dinner party I'm currently attending, Justice Alito and Justice Sotomayor are in full agreement that the Fed.R.App.P. should have an anti-clown provision. At least they were until they just started loudly yelling "HONK" at each other across the table while in fits of laughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484386) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:12 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484504) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Provocative public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485057) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:26 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48460720) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 6:52 PM Author: cordovan heady home I assume you are using Pinterest CTO’s phone to post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484420) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:01 PM Author: Peach State No. I am standing on the table, in the middle where the chocolate fondue fountain was, with my phone, which is playing this audio on repeat. |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484501) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Amber Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49331545) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:11 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47484496) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:04 PM Author: lavender stag film For a guy who works construction and lives out of his truck you sure do attend a lot of these semi formal dinner parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485181) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:18 AM Author: Peach State LOL I have friends who are upper-upper class that like having me in their social circle like a token scumbag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485634) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Peach State Update: Everyone and their wife was doing over-the-top "uuuhh" "ummm" "uhhh" impressions. One of the waitstaff (Latina) eeked something out in broken English, I didn't capture all of it but she was basically explaining that the burden of proof is on "Meester uuuhhh uuuummmm" to show why lasers are not comparable to sound waves. I legit lost it then and there. |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 1:29 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485643) |
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Date: March 12th, 2024 8:13 AM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 12:27 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48460721) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base amazing branch of sub-threads, 180 to everybody (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49331581) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM Author: autoadmit twitter posse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49449910) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2025 1:18 AM Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49453267) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: Passionate pit athletic conference We agree that Billups’s claim, at its core, "sounds" in battery and therefore affirm. - Seems like they were having fun with it - But this sucks for the plaintiff. I'm happy SP took a swing at getting this guy some justice |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Provocative public bath lol I just got it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485059) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: pearl fluffy trust fund psychic totally agree. if you're a plaintiff-side lawyer you have to step and take some massive rips at the ball even when the odds are long. so what if hour-billers snicker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485151) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:19 PM Author: Bateful heaven Thanks brother. Sounds like you guys got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485219) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: lilac stead This is pathetic. Learn to speak you stammering idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485029) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:22 PM Author: Bateful heaven I usually get warmed into the argument after 2-3 minutes. I wasn’t exactly rushing to get all my points across this time … You should listen to it in its entirety. Pretend it’s not me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485231) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485273) |
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Date: March 11th, 2024 10:30 PM Author: Violent Associate historic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47485245) |
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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:39 PM Author: nighttime citrine stain fuck, what the chad us attorney steps up it's just so fucking sad. sp didn't even unmute his mic before he began his rebuttal. even though this is such a sps slam dunk appeal he was able to speak eloquently and confidently.
also, sp is probably blaming this on being a loser case. but you can still confidently answer and anticipate questions there. everyone here who has argued in court has probably had to argue some loser arguments. i'm sure sp would stammer about even if the sides were reversed. |
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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:43 PM Author: Peach State Now imagine the stammering if TBF ever does cross SP on the witness stand in their defamation case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47504796) |
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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:45 PM Author: nighttime citrine stain would love to know if tbf is capable of belting out screeds irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47504800) |
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Date: March 18th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Peach State The speed with which he hammers out his written screeds is suggestive of that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47504816) |
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Date: March 19th, 2024 5:14 AM Author: Adventurous costumed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47506364) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 11:30 PM Author: lavender stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47563878) |
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Date: April 8th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: soggy yarmulke The court hanged spaceporn on "sound waves" and other minutia and he didn't come prepared to actually argue the case afaik. Ffs, he could've at least done something to argue that sovereign immunity is qualified and does not absolve the agency of liability under the FTCA. Iirc, 28 U.S.C. § 1346(b)(1) (2010) specifically holds that agencies are culpable in the same manner and to the same extent as a private individual under like circumstances. See also F.D.I.C. v. Meyer, 510 U.S. 471, 477 (1994). In layman's terms, the USPS is negligent af and is managed terribly. The supervisor and others probably knew about the prank, as well as the Hole in the Blinds, and did nothing. If this were a private business, they could've sued the owner for sure, full stop, and been Indemnified. Discuss. |
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Date: April 8th, 2024 11:34 AM Author: soggy yarmulke https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47564676) |
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Date: April 8th, 2024 3:50 PM Author: Confused rebellious candlestick maker Why would anyone argue your first paragraph? OF course USPS was culpable. That was never at issue in the case. Your cites aren’t even remotely on point.
The question is whether an action could be brought. It doesn't do any good to argue "culpability" when the case was struck at the trial level on a sovereign immunity defense. What you are saying *sounds cool* to people who don't law, but it doesn't make any sense. |
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Date: August 15th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: lavender stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#47970854) |
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Date: December 5th, 2024 9:17 AM Author: flushed fighting famous landscape painting 'sounds in battery"-- honk, honk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48413969) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:51 PM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48471458) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:53 PM Author: nighttime citrine stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48471461) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:54 PM Author: Spectacular garrison We get it. You aren’t a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48471464) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 11:58 PM Author: nighttime citrine stain as this thread proves, neither are you, really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48471469) |
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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48501293) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 12:59 AM Author: Excitant pink parlor nowag This was spaceporn’s randomized moniker when I clicked on this thread: : pea-brained histrionic locale boistinker
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Date: December 30th, 2024 12:18 PM Author: Cracking Gaming Laptop Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48501331) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:03 PM Author: yooper (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49449912) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#48960075) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:38 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49129908) |
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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Carmine bespoke theater stage Seems like a clear cut RICO situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49129975) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Contagious overrated chad base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49331518) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502637&forum_id=2],#49449896) |