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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| bateful base goyim | 09/10/24 |
| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| bateful base goyim | 09/10/24 |
| Laughsome light mood parlor | 09/10/24 |
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| cracking business firm | 09/10/24 |
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| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| Laughsome light mood parlor | 09/10/24 |
| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| bateful base goyim | 09/10/24 |
| Disrespectful infuriating becky | 09/10/24 |
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| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 09/10/24 |
| cerebral knife clown | 10/22/24 |
| Laughsome light mood parlor | 09/10/24 |
| Insane Buff Windowlicker | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Big Rehab | 10/07/24 |
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| Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete | 10/23/24 |
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| violent institution halford | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: bateful base goyim 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: bateful base goyim in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Laughsome light mood parlor LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Laughsome light mood parlor LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: cracking business firm Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Laughsome light mood parlor BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Laughsome light mood parlor I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: bateful base goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Disrespectful infuriating becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Aphrodisiac violet partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: bateful base goyim I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Disturbing library Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: pale factory reset button market Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: cerebral knife clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Laughsome light mood parlor lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Insane Buff Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Big Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Big Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Vivacious swollen casino Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Bearded Unhinged Keepsake Machete OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Supple internet-worthy laser beams nursing home The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: violent institution halford 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2],#49736580) |