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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Cerebral travel guidebook
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wild den filthpig
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
wild den filthpig
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Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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irate fragrant headpube ticket booth
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insecure coldplay fan
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frozen concupiscible toilet seat
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Cerebral travel guidebook
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opaque multi-colored school cafeteria mental disorder
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
comical dull incel ape
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Stirring Insane House Therapy
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laughsome canary area
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
provocative mauve theatre depressive
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carmine abnormal lay
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
exciting keepsake machete
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provocative mauve theatre depressive
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Aphrodisiac maize jap
  09/18/24
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laughsome canary area
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Mind-boggling juggernaut
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Plum Bearded Stain Location
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Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Vermilion floppy locale
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Vermilion floppy locale
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Vermilion floppy locale
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Talented death wish
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
ocher nibblets home
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
talking pistol center
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Plum Bearded Stain Location
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
talking pistol center
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Plum Bearded Stain Location
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
talking pistol center
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Plum Bearded Stain Location
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
talking pistol center
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Cerebral travel guidebook
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
talking pistol center
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: wild den filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: wild den filthpig

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: bipolar trailer park ceo

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: irate fragrant headpube ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: insecure coldplay fan



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: frozen concupiscible toilet seat



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: opaque multi-colored school cafeteria mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: comical dull incel ape

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Stirring Insane House Therapy



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: laughsome canary area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: provocative mauve theatre depressive

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: carmine abnormal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: exciting keepsake machete

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: provocative mauve theatre depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: talking pistol center

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize jap

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: laughsome canary area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Plum Bearded Stain Location

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: talking pistol center

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: talking pistol center

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: talking pistol center

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: talking pistol center

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Vermilion floppy locale

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: talking pistol center

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Vermilion floppy locale

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: talking pistol center

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Vermilion floppy locale

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Talented death wish

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: ocher nibblets home

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: talking pistol center

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: talking pistol center

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: talking pistol center

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Plum Bearded Stain Location

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: talking pistol center

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Plum Bearded Stain Location

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: talking pistol center

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Plum Bearded Stain Location

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: talking pistol center

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Cerebral travel guidebook

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: talking pistol center

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Plum Bearded Stain Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2],#49340186)