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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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cheese-eating elastic band kitty
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
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180 night
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Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying ...
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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180
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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Not me
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so much this
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heroic
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29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.
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the MC
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ergo it’s true
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Vibrant Violet Famous Landscape Painting Internal Respiration

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Sick stage codepig

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Pea-brained Property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy tanning salon

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded lilac queen of the night market



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: bistre alcoholic french chef gas station



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Chrome Big-titted Macaca Dragon



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: henna big people who are hurt parlour



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Sick stage codepig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Carmine wagecucks sandwich

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Carmine wagecucks sandwich

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: cowardly ratface base



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Silver Trailer Park



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: excitant unholy hissy fit shitlib



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: laughsome slimy garrison

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Bright Giraffe Roast Beef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Casino Gunner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing Tan Fanboi Corn Cake



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: electric brunch toaster



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Silver Trailer Park



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: vivacious stock car pocket flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: crimson soul-stirring ladyboy

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: crimson soul-stirring ladyboy

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: crimson soul-stirring ladyboy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Galvanic principal's office

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Nubile Black Woman

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: cerebral tripping center

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: crimson soul-stirring ladyboy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Dashing Tan Fanboi Corn Cake



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Flushed stimulating juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Canary 180 Step-uncle's House Toilet Seat



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Silver Trailer Park



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood autistic piazza



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Shaky site useless brakes



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling angry gaping state

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Dashing Tan Fanboi Corn Cake

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Carmine wagecucks sandwich



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Galvanic principal's office

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: impressive pervert church building

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated aggressive roommate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: ebony field clown

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria cuckoldry

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: crimson soul-stirring ladyboy

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Galvanic principal's office

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded lilac queen of the night market



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Violet Famous Landscape Painting Internal Respiration



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Carmine wagecucks sandwich



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: electric brunch toaster



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated aggressive roommate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Silver Trailer Park



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Dashing Tan Fanboi Corn Cake

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Maroon hideous crackhouse

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed iridescent degenerate

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Charismatic carnelian patrolman range

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay wizard

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating elastic band kitty

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: electric brunch toaster

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: pungent emerald affirmative action abode

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: diverse kitchen



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: bronze pozpig



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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