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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Cordovan curious area
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
sick irate digit ratio
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Cordovan curious area
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
sick irate digit ratio
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Cordovan curious area
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Cracking address potus
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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  07/06/25
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
diverse party of the first part
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
sick irate digit ratio
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
diverse party of the first part
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Cordovan curious area
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
diverse party of the first part
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
sick irate digit ratio
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Cordovan curious area
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
diverse party of the first part
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Adventurous pervert
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
diverse party of the first part
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Disturbing Business Firm
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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fishy ape
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Razzle-dazzle rose son of senegal institution
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
white titillating friendly grandma sanctuary
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
bistre theatre hissy fit
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
fluffy clear fat ankles orchestra pit
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Cordovan curious area
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Adventurous pervert
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Cordovan curious area
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Adventurous pervert
  07/07/25
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soul-stirring church building
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
bistre theatre hissy fit
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Adventurous pervert
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
soul-stirring church building
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
soul-stirring church building
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
soul-stirring church building
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Cordovan curious area
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Cordovan curious area
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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Cordovan curious area
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: sick irate digit ratio

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sick irate digit ratio

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Cracking address potus

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Mint Beady-eyed Elastic Band Cruise Ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: salmon newt

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: diverse party of the first part



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Cracking address potus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Insane corner messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rose son of senegal institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Appetizing Locale Codepig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: fluffy clear fat ankles orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hyperactive abusive fortuitous meteor crackhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Tank



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Henna Dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: primrose rebellious cuckold whorehouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: exciting lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: judgmental gaping



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fishy ape



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: sick irate digit ratio

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: sick irate digit ratio

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Disturbing Business Firm

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: walnut heaven psychic

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: fishy ape



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rose son of senegal institution

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: white titillating friendly grandma sanctuary

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bistre theatre hissy fit

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: fluffy clear fat ankles orchestra pit

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cordovan curious area

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cordovan curious area

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: bistre theatre hissy fit

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Unhinged masturbator haunted graveyard

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rose son of senegal institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Motley stage background story

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: diverse party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: tantric cocky trust fund internal respiration

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: primrose rebellious cuckold whorehouse

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Cordovan curious area



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: nofapping aqua stead weed whacker

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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