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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Henna Circlehead
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
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coral doctorate
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Disgusting trust fund
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Erotic double fault station
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Chest-beating aphrodisiac trump supporter faggot firefighter
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Provocative Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
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Tan pit selfie
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dark rambunctious mental disorder ape
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Erotic double fault station
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Rebellious Abode
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Orchid Racy Heaven Kitty
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Razzle-dazzle Newt
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Henna Circlehead
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thriller prole
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Topaz tattoo goal in life
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Bateful toilet seat
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dark rambunctious mental disorder ape
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Disgusting trust fund
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
Fishy brunch
  07/11/25
not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Chrome piazza
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Henna Circlehead
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Provocative Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
electric sapphire church building
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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Saffron institution
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
transparent arousing kitchen mad cow disease
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He claims he did.
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Disgusting trust fund
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dark rambunctious mental disorder ape
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Henna Circlehead

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade stead

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: coral doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Disgusting trust fund



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Erotic double fault station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating aphrodisiac trump supporter faggot firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative Ladyboy Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: dun fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Tan pit selfie



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: charcoal trip space mexican



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: dark rambunctious mental disorder ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Erotic double fault station

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Abode

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Orchid Racy Heaven Kitty

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Newt

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Henna Circlehead

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: thriller prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring disrespectful dingle berry address

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: orange pistol theater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Topaz tattoo goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: dark rambunctious mental disorder ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Disgusting trust fund



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Fishy brunch

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Chrome piazza

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Henna Circlehead

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Provocative Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: electric sapphire church building

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Tan pit selfie

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: diverse internet-worthy blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Saffron institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: transparent arousing kitchen mad cow disease

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Henna Circlehead

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2],#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Disgusting trust fund



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: dark rambunctious mental disorder ape



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: thriller prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Nudist tank digit ratio



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Newt



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