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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
concupiscible pit sound barrier
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Cyan famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
concupiscible pit sound barrier
  07/14/25
100%
Adventurous ape
  07/15/25
FAG
frozen duck-like kitty cat
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
out-of-control indigo pisswyrm
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Talking knife
  07/14/25
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Supple iridescent institution background story
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Adventurous ape
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Mildly autistic roast beef corner
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
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Contagious angry range
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Mildly autistic roast beef corner
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Mildly autistic roast beef corner
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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irradiated step-uncle's house puppy
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Wine masturbator rehab
  07/15/25
Lol
Mildly autistic roast beef corner
  07/15/25
jfc 180
frozen duck-like kitty cat
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Adventurous ape
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
splenetic station jewess
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Supple iridescent institution background story
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
concupiscible pit sound barrier
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Cyan famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
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Mildly autistic roast beef corner
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
concupiscible pit sound barrier
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
wut
Balding abode
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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irradiated step-uncle's house puppy
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soggy wild kitty church building
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
disgusting opaque brethren
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Curious Painfully Honest Shitlib Public Bath
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out-of-control indigo pisswyrm
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godawful market
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hot idea he suggested tanning salon
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godawful market
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we all have brother
Adventurous ape
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Adventurous ape
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irradiated step-uncle's house puppy
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Vibrant mint old irish cottage garrison
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aphrodisiac vermilion multi-billionaire foreskin
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
very tactful box office
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
irradiated step-uncle's house puppy
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Provocative Business Firm
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
multi-colored judgmental candlestick maker
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
appetizing whorehouse karate
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
hideous fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse halford
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
silver chapel marketing idea
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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frozen duck-like kitty cat
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Mildly autistic roast beef corner
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Adventurous ape
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Adventurous ape
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
motley goyim fortuitous meteor
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: concupiscible pit sound barrier

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: concupiscible pit sound barrier

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: frozen duck-like kitty cat

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: out-of-control indigo pisswyrm

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Talking knife

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Supple iridescent institution background story



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Contagious angry range



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Wine masturbator rehab

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: frozen duck-like kitty cat

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: splenetic station jewess

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Supple iridescent institution background story

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: concupiscible pit sound barrier

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cyan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: concupiscible pit sound barrier

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Balding abode

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser nubile national security agency site

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hateful house psychic



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Curious Painfully Honest Shitlib Public Bath



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Fighting exciting point mediation



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: soggy wild kitty church building



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: disgusting opaque brethren

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Curious Painfully Honest Shitlib Public Bath

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: out-of-control indigo pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: godawful market



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Contagious angry range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: learning disabled milky coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: hot idea he suggested tanning salon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: jet swashbuckling space wrinkle



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: godawful market



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house puppy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Vibrant mint old irish cottage garrison

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac vermilion multi-billionaire foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: very tactful box office

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house puppy

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Provocative Business Firm

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: multi-colored judgmental candlestick maker

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse karate

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse halford

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Puce school cafeteria

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: silver chapel marketing idea

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Wine masturbator rehab

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: stimulating white stain selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: frozen duck-like kitty cat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic roast beef corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Adventurous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: motley goyim fortuitous meteor

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)