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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
haunting corner
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Soul-stirring ruddy sandwich pervert
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
100%
Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25
FAG
laughsome clear chapel dragon
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
swollen garrison brethren
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
burgundy excitant incel abode
  07/14/25
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Talented cyan lodge potus
  07/14/25
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Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
stirring voyeur
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
haunting corner
  07/14/25
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razzmatazz chestnut mental disorder weed whacker
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
stirring voyeur
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
haunting corner
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
stirring voyeur
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
haunting corner
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
stirring voyeur
  07/14/25
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Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Charismatic Depressive
  07/15/25
Lol
stirring voyeur
  07/15/25
jfc 180
laughsome clear chapel dragon
  07/15/25
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Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Ruby curious hall
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Talented cyan lodge potus
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
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Soul-stirring ruddy sandwich pervert
  07/14/25
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stirring voyeur
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
haunting corner
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
haunting corner
  07/14/25
wut
Maniacal dog poop
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
haunting corner
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Cheese-eating Crotch
  07/14/25
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Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag
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rusted appetizing trailer park
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
adventurous puppy
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
multi-colored hospital
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swollen garrison brethren
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passionate blood rage
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razzmatazz chestnut mental disorder weed whacker
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galvanic chest-beating bawdyhouse
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passionate blood rage
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
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Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
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Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Elite razzle becky shrine
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Cerise Irradiated Boistinker School
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
hilarious high-end range rigor
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
blue sadistic volcanic crater home
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
rebellious trump supporter ape
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
lascivious kink-friendly native
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
slippery jap
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Autistic national
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
hairraiser offensive windowlicker
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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laughsome clear chapel dragon
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stirring voyeur
  07/15/25
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Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
haunting corner
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: haunting corner

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ruddy sandwich pervert

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome clear chapel dragon

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: swollen garrison brethren

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: burgundy excitant incel abode

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Talented cyan lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: stirring voyeur

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: haunting corner

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut mental disorder weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: stirring voyeur

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: haunting corner

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: stirring voyeur

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: haunting corner

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: stirring voyeur

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Depressive

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stirring voyeur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome clear chapel dragon

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ruby curious hall

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Talented cyan lodge potus

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ruddy sandwich pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: stirring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: haunting corner

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sinister indian lodge multi-billionaire

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: haunting corner

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Maniacal dog poop

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: haunting corner

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Crotch

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Amber misunderstood theater messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: multi-colored hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Misanthropic rigpig public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: rusted appetizing trailer park



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: adventurous puppy

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: multi-colored hospital

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: swollen garrison brethren



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: passionate blood rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut mental disorder weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Seedy library



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stirring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cocky gold gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: galvanic chest-beating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: passionate blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Elite razzle becky shrine

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cerise Irradiated Boistinker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: hilarious high-end range rigor

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Stead Nowag

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: blue sadistic volcanic crater home

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: rebellious trump supporter ape

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: lascivious kink-friendly native

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: slippery jap

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic national

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hairraiser offensive windowlicker

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Depressive

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: white degenerate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: laughsome clear chapel dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: stirring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Zombie-like Clown Candlestick Maker

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: haunting corner

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)