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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
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u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Sickened gay wizard

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Abnormal area partner

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Sickened gay wizard

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bronze temple

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Turquoise laser beams public bath

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: spectacular impressive indian lodge ratface

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: lemon motley abode



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fluffy jap location

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: fluffy jap location

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: fluffy jap location

How did she respond?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fluffy jap location

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: mahogany indirect expression



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Contagious parlour liquid oxygen

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: fluffy jap location

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bronze temple

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Excitant senate

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lemon motley abode

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sickened gay wizard

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Abnormal area partner



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: fluffy jap location



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sickened gay wizard

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Disgusting double fault

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

I’m married with kids part?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: galvanic base brethren

you lost the plot right there

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: mahogany indirect expression



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Plum wild internal respiration



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: wonderful balding plaza newt



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz spot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic laughsome stag film toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Offensive adulterous round eye

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: wonderful balding plaza newt

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Turquoise laser beams public bath



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Crawly meetinghouse potus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Clear Ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fluffy jap location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rusted native macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Abusive address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Crawly meetinghouse potus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution

we all have brother

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: mahogany indirect expression



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Mustard titillating range

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy space mother



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cocky infuriating school

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: mahogany indirect expression

Good poast moniker synergy

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Flickering selfie

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vigorous place of business

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cream talking stage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic sexy box office

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: demanding locus

Incredible thread

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sapphire rehab karate

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Contagious parlour liquid oxygen

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: domesticated jewess mediation



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Bronze temple



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fluffy jap location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver institution

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Dashing transparent theater electric furnace

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)