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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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boyish principal's office
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Jet locus
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
boyish principal's office
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Jet locus
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Razzle Elite State Multi-billionaire

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Galvanic prole



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Aqua Gas Station Ape

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle Elite State Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: underhanded really tough guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: boyish principal's office

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta coffee pot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Galvanic prole

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: boyish principal's office

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: nighttime irate karate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Stubborn apoplectic stag film hairy legs

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Naked International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Charismatic white travel guidebook corn cake



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Jet locus

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: boyish principal's office

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Jet locus

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: boyish principal's office

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: claret chapel

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: underhanded really tough guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Comical vermilion philosopher-king step-uncle's house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Hateful dead pervert associate

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Jet locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: claret chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: nighttime irate karate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic prole

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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