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BAM! You have been issued one (1) hacksaw.
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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Misunderstood Thriller Associate Resort BAM! You are given one (1) rust-covered hacksaw and placed in a locked room with a perfect, weeping replica of your greatest personal failure.
The replica has your father’s eyes and begs you to reconsider your life choices.
You have 24 hours to sever its neck.
Succeed, and you receive $7M tax-free, lump-sum.
Fail, and the replica becomes your new roommate. Indefinitely.
GUN TO HEAD. U MUST CHOOSE. |
Date: July 24th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: glittery soggy ticket booth I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2],#49128491) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Misunderstood Thriller Associate Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2],#49128517) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2],#49146406) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2],#49151192) |