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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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Concupiscible emerald gas station
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
Frum love of her life principal's office
  07/28/25
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Chestnut Jet-lagged Business Firm Affirmative Action
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Frum love of her life principal's office
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Frum love of her life principal's office
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
Cerebral twinkling uncleanness
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
walnut histrionic sandwich house
  07/28/25
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Balding Space Son Of Senegal
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
Chestnut Jet-lagged Business Firm Affirmative Action
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
racy deranged pit toaster
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
Cyan gunner address
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
racy deranged pit toaster
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
Irradiated cocky regret
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
Concupiscible emerald gas station
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible emerald gas station



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Frum love of her life principal's office
Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES)

NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Chestnut Jet-lagged Business Firm Affirmative Action

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Frum love of her life principal's office



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Frum love of her life principal's office



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Cerebral twinkling uncleanness

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: walnut histrionic sandwich house

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Balding Space Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Chestnut Jet-lagged Business Firm Affirmative Action

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: racy deranged pit toaster

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Cyan gunner address

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: racy deranged pit toaster

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Irradiated cocky regret

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible emerald gas station

Piles of shoes

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