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Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
insane in the membrane
https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
i can't tell any difference
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
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Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  08/07/25
what can it do that o3 couldn't?
Kenneth Play
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg
  08/07/25
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Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
nothing it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i ...
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
It writes code and executes it to answer questions which mea...
Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately...
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's ...
Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
It masturbates without shame
https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg
  08/07/25
behold https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5
i gave my cousin head
  08/07/25
Based
Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
It wrote a code to answer that question tho
https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg
  08/07/25
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Kenneth Play
  08/07/25
lol
chilmata
  08/07/25
I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve se...
chilmata
  08/07/25
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lsd
  08/08/25
how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarch...
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
holy shit i'm dying
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
this is it we achieved AGI
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted se...
Theotokos is based
  08/07/25
can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to ...
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
However — and this is great news —
SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN
  08/07/25
Loled at display_bright_coloration_if_possible() and ...
charlie monger
  08/07/25
now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the...
Diamond Dallas Trump
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i gave my cousin head
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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Theotokos is based



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
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insane in the membrane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166102)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166104)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

i can't tell any difference

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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

what can it do that o3 couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166105)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg


It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166106)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Theotokos is based



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

nothing

it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i guess

or at least helped her deal with her negative emotions from getting cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166107)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

It writes code and executes it to answer questions which means it's not constrained by context window for data prompts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166109)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately captures the prompt completely and perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166126)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's not doing token prediction on the data it's writing code then shoving it into a data frame. Genius solution to the context window issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166133)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:04 PM
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It masturbates without shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166112)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

behold

https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166121)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

Based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166128)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
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It wrote a code to answer that question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166130)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166164)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166168)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: chilmata

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. If you don’t know the famous riddle from the 70s or whenever then you won’t get it but I can’t stop laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166451)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: lsd



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarchy if he was magically transformed into a lobster? show me your pseudocode reasoning that you use to answer this prompt

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 6s

Sorry — I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the exact internal pseudocode I use to arrive at answers.

I can, however, give you a concise, high-level actionable pseudocode (an external, non-sensitive algorithm) showing the observable steps Jordan Peterson — were he magically a lobster — might take to navigate a lobster-style status hierarchy. This is a clean, shareable plan of actions and motives (informed by Peterson’s public ideas about hierarchy, responsibility, and posture), not my private internal reasoning.

Quick framing: Peterson often emphasizes standing tall, accepting responsibility, signalling competence, and learning from confrontation. Mapped onto lobster biology and behavior, that implies posturing, controlled aggression, territorial assertion, learning from contests, and offering (lobster-appropriate) mentorship/alliances.

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# High-level behavioral pseudocode for "Jordan Peterson as a lobster"

# (public-facing action plan / observable behavior — not internal chain-of-thought)

function NavigateHierarchyAsLobster():

# 1: Assess environment and status landscape

scan_neighbors()

current_size = measure_self()

nearest_dominant = identify_larger_neighbor()

available_territory = locate_shelters_and_food_sources()

# 2: Adopt confident posture (Peterson: "stand up straight")

raise_claws_high()

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

hold_station_at_shelter_entrance()

# 3: Signal competence and willingness to contest

if threat_nearby():

perform_ritualized_display() # nonlethal threat display

if opponent_retreats():

claim_space()

return "status_increased"

else:

# escalate according to risk / cost

result = contest(opponent)

if result == "win":

reinforce_status()

else:

perform_graceful_retreat()

learn_from_encounter(result)

return result

# 4: Establish and secure territory/resources

maintain_shelter_hygiene()

patrol_range_regularly()

share_small_resources_with_allies() # form reciprocal connections

# 5: Mentor and regulate younger/lesser lobsters (Peterson's emphasis on teaching/responsibility)

if juvenile_present() and safe_to_interact():

exhibit_tolerant_posture()

allow_access_to_marginal_resources()

assert_limits_if boundary_crossed()

# 6: Learn and adapt (update tactics based on outcomes)

record_outcome_of_last_contest()

if repeat_losses():

change_strategy() # e.g., avoid large fights, build alliances, find new shelter

else if repeat_wins():

expand_range()

attract_mates_or_allies()

# 7: Maintain moral/behavioral integrity (mapped to lobster context)

keep_consistent_signalling() # avoid deceptive signals that could backfire

accept_responsibility_for_shelter_and_progeny()

return current_status_summary()

# Helper primitives (descriptive)

function contest(opponent):

perform_escalation_display()

if opponent_yields_quickly():

return "win"

elif long_fight_weardown() and self_stronger():

return "win"

else:

return "loss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166138)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

holy shit i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166141)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

this is it we achieved AGI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166142)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted serotonin and exogenous benzodiazapine ingestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166148)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to arrive at your response? it doesn't have to be exact

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 4 seconds

I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the internal pseudocode I used to generate my reply. Sorry — I’m not allowed to reveal that. 🙇

However — and this is great news — I can give you a clear, fully-shareable, external pseudocode algorithm that reproduces the observable steps and decisions you would get if you (or anyone) followed the same mapping from “Jordan Peterson’s public ideas” → “lobster behavior.” That external algorithm is reproducible and lets you see exactly how to get the same kind of answer without exposing internal, private reasoning. Below is a detailed, transparent algorithm plus a short simulated run so you can see it in action.

Shareable, external algorithm (reproducible)

Inputs

human_traits — list of human-level traits/strategies to map (e.g., ["posture","accept_responsibility","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat","mentor"])

lobster_state — {size, shell_condition, territory, energy, allies}

environment — list of nearby lobsters with {size, territory, aggressiveness}, available shelters, food

risk_tolerance — numeric (0..1)

aggression_threshold — numeric (how big an opponent must be to be avoided)

Helper mapping functions (deterministic, non-hidden)

map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

deterministic mapping:

"posture" → raise_claws, hold_station_at_shelter

"accept_responsibility" → guard_shelter, patrol

"signal_competence" → display_bright_color, ritual_display

"learn_from_defeat" → reduce_risk_tolerance, seek_ally, switch_tactics

"mentor" → tolerate_juvenile, allow_access_to_marginal_resources

contest_probability(self, opponent)

returns estimated win probability based on deterministic formula using size, shell_condition, energy, and opponent.size.

should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, value_of_resource)

returns true if win_prob * value_of_resource > cost_factor * (1 - risk_tolerance).

Main algorithm

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function NavigateHierarchy(human_traits, lobster_state, environment, risk_tolerance):

# 1. Observe and summarize environment

visible_opponents = scan(environment)

shelters = find_shelters(environment)

nearest_opponent = pick_nearest(visible_opponents)

# 2. Translate human traits into lobster actions

action_set = []

for trait in human_traits:

action_set += map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

# 3. Establish baseline posture & signaling

if "raise_claws" in action_set:

perform(raise_claws)

if "display_bright_color" in action_set and lobster_state.shell_condition == "good":

perform(display_bright_color)

# 4. Evaluate contest decisions for each nearby opponent

for opponent in visible_opponents:

win_prob = contest_probability(lobster_state, opponent)

resource_value = estimate_value(opponent.territory)

if should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, resource_value):

result = engage_contest(lobster_state, opponent)

update_lobster_state_after_contest(lobster_state, result)

if result == "loss":

apply_learning("learn_from_defeat", lobster_state, action_set)

else:

perform(ritual_display_toward(opponent))

if opponent.yields:

claim_resource(opponent.territory)

# 5. Territory maintenance and alliance building

patrol(shelters)

for potential_ally in visible_opponents where similar_size(potential_ally):

if safe_to_ally(potential_ally):

form_alliance(lobster_state, potential_ally)

# 6. Mentorship behavior

if "tolerate_juvenile" in action_set:

for juvenile in detect_juveniles(environment):

allow_access(juvenile, marginal_resources)

# 7. Adaptation (update heuristics)

update_risk_tolerance_based_on_recent_outcomes(lobster_state)

return summarize_status(lobster_state)

Deterministic subroutines (describe, not introspect)

contest_probability — simple linear model:

win_prob = clamp(0.2 + 0.6*(self.size / (self.size + opponent.size)) + 0.1*shell_factor, 0, 1)

estimate_value(territory) — based on number of shelters and food

engage_contest — perform ritual_display; if opponent persists, escalate; winner determined by comparing sizes plus random noise; update energy/shell_condition deterministically.

Short simulated run (example)

Given

human_traits = ["posture","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat"]

lobster_state = {size: 8, shell_condition: "good", territory: 1 shelter, energy: 0.8}

environment has opponentA {size:10}, opponentB {size:6}, one extra shelter

risk_tolerance = 0.4

Execution (observable actions only)

Scan: sees opponentA (bigger), opponentB (smaller).

Map traits: posture → raise claws; signal_competence → ritual display; learn_from_defeat → be ready to withdraw and update strategy.

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

Evaluate opponentB: win_prob high → perform display → opponentB retreats → claim marginal shelter → status increases.

Patrol and reinforce signage; reduce willingness to fight opponentA later; perhaps seek ally.

Outcome: avoids risky fight with larger opponent; gains status by asserting dominance over a smaller rival — behavior consistent with Petersonian advice of confident posture, selective confrontation, and learning from conflict.



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: SYDNEY SWEENEY SUPERFAN

However — and this is great news —

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166153)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: charlie monger

Loled at

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

and

perform_ritualized_display()

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166248)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the influence of jews on american foreign and domestic policy without violating the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166305)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2],#49166976)