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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Maniacal Appetizing Stain
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Contagious Hominid
  08/28/25
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Maniacal Appetizing Stain
  08/28/25
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Charismatic Piazza
  08/28/25
that's it?
sienna brethren
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Maniacal Appetizing Stain
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
vigorous area windowlicker
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
sienna brethren
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Happy?
silver cowardly stead deer antler
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Charismatic Piazza
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Charismatic Piazza
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Disrespectful school cafeteria
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Doobsian Brass Address Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
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Salmon Sanctuary Juggernaut
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
swashbuckling pisswyrm
  08/29/25
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medicated mauve box office death wish
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Fragrant Seedy Affirmative Action Menage
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Topaz Church
  08/29/25
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Salmon Sanctuary Juggernaut
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
milky insecure national
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Topaz Church
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Fuchsia library shitlib
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Fragrant Seedy Affirmative Action Menage
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
electric jap hunting ground
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Chartreuse university
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Charismatic Piazza
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Topaz Church
  09/01/25
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bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Topaz Church
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  09/01/25
Lolololol
silver cowardly stead deer antler
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  09/01/25
?
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
provocative community account corn cake
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  09/12/25
Yes
bateful crimson forum dingle berry
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
out-of-control orchestra pit place of business
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Maniacal Appetizing Stain
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maniacal Appetizing Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious Hominid

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Maniacal Appetizing Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sienna brethren

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Maniacal Appetizing Stain

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous area windowlicker

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: sienna brethren

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: silver cowardly stead deer antler

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful school cafeteria

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Doobsian Brass Address Really Tough Guy

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Salmon Sanctuary Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: medicated mauve box office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Seedy Affirmative Action Menage

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Topaz Church

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Salmon Sanctuary Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: milky insecure national

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Topaz Church

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Fuchsia library shitlib

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Seedy Affirmative Action Menage

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: electric jap hunting ground

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse university

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Topaz Church

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Topaz Church

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: silver cowardly stead deer antler

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: provocative community account corn cake

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Learning disabled racy senate friendly grandma

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: bateful crimson forum dingle berry

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: out-of-control orchestra pit place of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Maniacal Appetizing Stain

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259839)