The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Slippery Metal Nibblets Base | 10/06/25 |
| Concupiscible territorial dopamine | 10/06/25 |
| Awkward church ceo | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| beady-eyed crotch space | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| aromatic bull headed national | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage | 10/06/25 |
| beady-eyed crotch space | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| aromatic bull headed national | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| Puce Sinister Azn | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| Awkward church ceo | 10/06/25 |
| Crawly charismatic giraffe | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| beady-eyed crotch space | 10/06/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| sable cracking private investor rehab | 10/07/25 |
| Vibrant cruise ship partner | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| beady-eyed crotch space | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| swashbuckling theatre | 10/06/25 |
| smoky laughsome death wish | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| wonderful menage | 10/06/25 |
| sable cracking private investor rehab | 10/11/25 |
| Puce Sinister Azn | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| avocado bbw pit | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| Yapping shrine | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| talented drab kitchen | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| Glittery mint property | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| sepia massive stead hissy fit | 10/06/25 |
| smoky laughsome death wish | 10/06/25 |
| Razzmatazz piazza | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film | 10/06/25 |
| scarlet flirting yarmulke clown | 10/06/25 |
| poppy organic girlfriend | 10/06/25 |
| Ruddy fighting station | 10/06/25 |
| Comical Stage Philosopher-king | 10/06/25 |
| soul-stirring bossy volcanic crater knife | 10/06/25 |
| Tan Dashing Tank Pistol | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| Abnormal personal credit line | 10/07/25 |
| unholy motley locus | 10/06/25 |
| Ruddy fighting station | 10/06/25 |
| Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film | 10/06/25 |
| unholy motley locus | 10/06/25 |
| exciting really tough guy | 10/06/25 |
| Supple parlour national security agency | 10/06/25 |
| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | 08/15/26 |
| Twisted Temple Telephone | 10/06/25 |
| exciting really tough guy | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| talking karate ticket booth | 10/06/25 |
| rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin | 10/06/25 |
| lascivious toilet seat site | 10/06/25 |
| Aqua messiness community account | 10/06/25 |
| fragrant center mood | 10/06/25 |
| vigorous hilarious dilemma internal respiration | 10/06/25 |
| smoky laughsome death wish | 10/07/25 |
| heady coral immigrant | 10/06/25 |
| sable cracking private investor rehab | 10/07/25 |
| flushed haunting school black woman | 10/07/25 |
| Yapping shrine | 10/07/25 |
| Arousing bonkers people who are hurt | 10/07/25 |
| painfully honest hateful market | 10/11/25 |
| cowgod | 08/15/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328896) |
 |
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330497) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330523) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330536) |
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328898) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328901) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Slippery Metal Nibblets Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328905) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Concupiscible territorial dopamine Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329538) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Awkward church ceo *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329556) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330499) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330513) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: beady-eyed crotch space I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328902) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328908) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330501) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: aromatic bull headed national guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328904) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328906) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328911) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328917) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328935) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328941) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328944) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328948) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328954) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: avocado bbw pit ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328963) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330510) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328971) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328980) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328990) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329007) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: beady-eyed crotch space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329013) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329287) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: aromatic bull headed national always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329294) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329445) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329467) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329470) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330526) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329485) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza 🤡🤡🤡📸 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329493) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330524) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329449) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330517) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Puce Sinister Azn Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329039) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329453) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329552) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329584) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330515) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330508) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330506) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330505) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330502) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Awkward church ceo I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328907) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Crawly charismatic giraffe As if (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328913) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: avocado bbw pit i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: beady-eyed crotch space there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328929) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328936) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: avocado bbw pit i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film "it's a lot, but doable"
he's azn |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: avocado bbw pit he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Both are ugly hapas.
So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: avocado bbw pit 180 monikor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329363) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: sable cracking private investor rehab Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49332549) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328933) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: avocado bbw pit oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328951) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: beady-eyed crotch space me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329009) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329327) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: swashbuckling theatre Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328973) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: smoky laughsome death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329424) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329498) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: wonderful menage My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329000) |
|
Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: sable cracking private investor rehab This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49342357) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Puce Sinister Azn Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329042) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329306) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329372) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: avocado bbw pit life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
|
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329431) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: avocado bbw pit if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329456) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: avocado bbw pit (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329464) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329481) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: avocado bbw pit fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329483) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329397) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329465) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Yapping shrine He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329473) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329482) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329576) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: talented drab kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330016) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330491) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330528) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330522) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Glittery mint property When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329452) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329475) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
|
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329484) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329491) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329520) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329529) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329535) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329543) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330488) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330530) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330521) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: sepia massive stead hissy fit *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329500) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: smoky laughsome death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329502) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329522) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329523) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329979) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329532) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: poppy organic girlfriend no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329561) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Ruddy fighting station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329801) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Comical Stage Philosopher-king she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329640) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: soul-stirring bossy volcanic crater knife to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329665) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Tan Dashing Tank Pistol You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329798) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: Abnormal personal credit line OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49331136) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: unholy motley locus posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Ruddy fighting station http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329936) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329981) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: unholy motley locus now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330128) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: exciting really tough guy Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330153) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Supple parlour national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330489) |
|
Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#50069334) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Twisted Temple Telephone i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330125) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: exciting really tough guy No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330146) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330525) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: talking karate ticket booth If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330165) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330339) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lascivious toilet seat site 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330527) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Aqua messiness community account There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330514) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: fragrant center mood nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330533) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: vigorous hilarious dilemma internal respiration 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330535) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: smoky laughsome death wish pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49331124) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: heady coral immigrant I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330758) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: sable cracking private investor rehab Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49332542) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: flushed haunting school black woman I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49331141) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Yapping shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49332522) |
|
Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Arousing bonkers people who are hurt Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49332561) |
|
Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: painfully honest hateful market I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
|
Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: cowgod OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#50069362) |