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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
wwop
Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
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Slippery Metal Nibblets Base
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Concupiscible territorial dopamine
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Awkward church ceo
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
beady-eyed crotch space
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
aromatic bull headed national
  10/06/25
How old was she
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
19
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
mfcr
Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  10/06/25
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beady-eyed crotch space
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
aromatic bull headed national
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
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scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Puce Sinister Azn
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Awkward church ceo
  10/06/25
As if
Crawly charismatic giraffe
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
beady-eyed crotch space
  10/06/25
Yes
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
180 monikor
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
sable cracking private investor rehab
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Vibrant cruise ship partner
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
me too
beady-eyed crotch space
  10/06/25
...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
swashbuckling theatre
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smoky laughsome death wish
  10/06/25
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scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
wonderful menage
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
sable cracking private investor rehab
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Puce Sinister Azn
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
avocado bbw pit
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Yapping shrine
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
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talented drab kitchen
  10/06/25
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lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
Glittery mint property
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
Ok
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
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Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
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lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
Liar!
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
sepia massive stead hissy fit
  10/06/25
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smoky laughsome death wish
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Razzmatazz piazza
  10/06/25
21 actually.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
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Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
scarlet flirting yarmulke clown
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
poppy organic girlfriend
  10/06/25
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Ruddy fighting station
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Comical Stage Philosopher-king
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
soul-stirring bossy volcanic crater knife
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Tan Dashing Tank Pistol
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Abnormal personal credit line
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
unholy motley locus
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Ruddy fighting station
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
unholy motley locus
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
exciting really tough guy
  10/06/25
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Supple parlour national security agency
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Twisted Temple Telephone
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
exciting really tough guy
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
talking karate ticket booth
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
lascivious toilet seat site
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
Aqua messiness community account
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
fragrant center mood
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
vigorous hilarious dilemma internal respiration
  10/06/25
pics?
smoky laughsome death wish
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
heady coral immigrant
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
sable cracking private investor rehab
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
flushed haunting school black woman
  10/07/25
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Yapping shrine
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Arousing bonkers people who are hurt
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
painfully honest hateful market
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

你這個騙子

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Slippery Metal Nibblets Base



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible territorial dopamine

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Awkward church ceo

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch space

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: aromatic bull headed national

guys in my high school did this all the time

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

Wow, how did you manage that

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Clear Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch space



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic bull headed national

always keep your pubes presentable tp

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

It was all in the hotel.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Well...yeah.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

🤡🤡🤡📸

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Puce Sinister Azn

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Awkward church ceo

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic giraffe

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch space

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: sable cracking private investor rehab

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Vibrant cruise ship partner

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed crotch space

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling theatre

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: smoky laughsome death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: wonderful menage

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sable cracking private investor rehab

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Puce Sinister Azn

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: avocado bbw pit

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Yapping shrine

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: talented drab kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Glittery mint property

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: sepia massive stead hissy fit

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: smoky laughsome death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: scarlet flirting yarmulke clown

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: poppy organic girlfriend

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Ruddy fighting station



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Comical Stage Philosopher-king

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring bossy volcanic crater knife

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Tan Dashing Tank Pistol

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Abnormal personal credit line

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: unholy motley locus

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Ruddy fighting station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine Floppy Famous Landscape Painting Stag Film

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: unholy motley locus

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Supple parlour national security agency



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Twisted Temple Telephone

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: talking karate ticket booth

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned brass garrison turdskin

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat site

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Aqua messiness community account

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: fragrant center mood

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: vigorous hilarious dilemma internal respiration

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: smoky laughsome death wish

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2],#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: heady coral immigrant

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: sable cracking private investor rehab

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: flushed haunting school black woman

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Yapping shrine



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers people who are hurt

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: painfully honest hateful market

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

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