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Had a dream that cucumbers posted his phenotype and people weren’t impressed

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cowgod
  03/21/26
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decades long battle with food
  03/21/26
You seem to think a lot about Me while you don't even cross ...
cucumbers
  03/21/26
Post it. Not words.
cowgod
  03/21/26
Absolutely Devastating
Nude Karlstack
  03/21/26
I'm sorry, but we tried this before. I posted a picture of m...
cucumbers
  03/21/26
Naturally, the Bald cowgod disappeared.
cucumbers
  03/21/26
i also dream about cucumbers tp
Kenneth Play
  03/21/26


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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758906)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: decades long battle with food



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758910)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: cucumbers

You seem to think a lot about Me while you don't even cross my mind unless I see one of your Poasts.

But let me feed your obsession: I'm 6' 2", around 205 lbs, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Natural Norwood 0, no graying. Due to this combination of traits I'm able to get Dates easily when I'm on the market.

I believe you're Bald. I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758914)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: cowgod

Post it. Not words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758915)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

Absolutely Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758920)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: cucumbers

I'm sorry, but we tried this before. I posted a picture of my full head of hair (the "vertex," as you Bald folks call it) taken a few minutes before sharing it. You, on the other hand, shared a picture from Six years ago and refused to poast a more recent picture. Until you can reliably confirm you're not Bald, this is a no-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758922)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: cucumbers

Naturally, the Bald cowgod disappeared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49758983)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i also dream about cucumbers tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848169&forum_id=2],#49759030)