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Fucked a 19 year old hot AF redhead, these chicks are filthy today

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have ...
Saffron hairless shitlib ape
  03/30/26
State how you met said redhead.
trip domesticated psychic half-breed
  03/30/26
online chatboard. moniker "doobs".
Supple Forum Marketing Idea
  03/30/26
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Pale telephone
  03/30/26
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aphrodisiac sandwich milk
  03/30/26
nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stink...
cordovan brethren
  03/31/26
met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged the...
Saffron hairless shitlib ape
  03/30/26
Fuck her that night? Any coke?
trip domesticated psychic half-breed
  03/30/26
No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for d...
Saffron hairless shitlib ape
  03/30/26
She had a fake id or what
Cracking Range Corn Cake
  03/30/26
lol that has to be way worse for you than coke
Bisexual cruise ship coldplay fan
  03/31/26
LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026....
thriller insecure philosopher-king
  03/30/26
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sickened university old irish cottage
  03/31/26
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curious partner
  03/31/26
"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to f...
bistre temple
  03/30/26
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Offensive idea he suggested macaca
  03/30/26
If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son
Insanely creepy greedy menage
  03/30/26
AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY ...
pea-brained swashbuckling jewess
  03/31/26
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Offensive idea he suggested macaca
  03/31/26
I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew al...
Azure Gaming Laptop
  03/31/26
Pics or gtfo
Mahogany gay wizard
  03/30/26
Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon”...
henna trust fund hall
  03/30/26
Nobody says this irl especially females
marvelous hospital
  03/30/26
Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more th...
henna trust fund hall
  03/30/26
yeah I lied about my age doofus
tan main people
  03/30/26
I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women
up-to-no-good wonderful set digit ratio
  03/30/26
I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy
Free-loading gas station
  03/30/26
Or treat their ass like a face
Mahogany gay wizard
  03/30/26
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Insanely creepy greedy menage
  03/30/26
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Offensive idea he suggested macaca
  03/30/26
...
cordovan brethren
  03/31/26
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Stubborn Base
  03/31/26
Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!
bistre temple
  03/30/26
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talking hairraiser incel background story
  03/31/26
is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?
Insanely creepy greedy menage
  03/30/26
can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180
Offensive idea he suggested macaca
  03/30/26
...
bright field
  03/30/26
Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective d...
razzle lay
  03/30/26
ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!
bistre temple
  03/31/26
Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, ...
Underhanded Senate
  03/30/26
What did he say the next morning when he was looking for the...
bistre temple
  03/31/26
Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shi...
Underhanded Senate
  03/31/26
180
cordovan brethren
  04/06/26
seems life affirming
bateful pearly friendly grandma goal in life
  03/31/26
any ass play?
Mind-boggling ticket booth private investor
  03/31/26
OP still can’t walk right
abnormal address sound barrier
  03/31/26
Where are we on those pics?
Walnut Faggot Firefighter
  04/06/26


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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Saffron hairless shitlib ape

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have a huge cock - bigger than she's ever been with. She was in love. She said the following: "You wanna grab the back of my head and face fuck me?" After she let me use her face like a pussy she starts stroking it really fast and says "i like it when you goon for me. Fucking goon for me. Give me that nut all over my pretty face" and I just lost it. Hadn't jerked it in maybe 5-6 days so it was an absolutely massive load.

Gonna take pics next time and poast 'em.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781641)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: trip domesticated psychic half-breed

State how you met said redhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781651)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Supple Forum Marketing Idea

online chatboard. moniker "doobs".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781653)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Pale telephone



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sandwich milk



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:49 AM
Author: cordovan brethren

nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stinkerella" and it was just him in a tutu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782364)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Saffron hairless shitlib ape

met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged there to celebrate friend's divorce. she was there with a group of like 20+ girls from her school. the DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words ("wowww, you really just rapped the last 3 songs. clock it!"... i replied 'wanna come to our table and hit my weed pen?')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781661)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: trip domesticated psychic half-breed

Fuck her that night?

Any coke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781665)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Saffron hairless shitlib ape

No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for drinks and dinner the next night and sealed the deal

No coke for me. I have some myocardial fibrosis from all the blow I did from 14 to 35. These days I’ll eat a ton of gummies (75-100mg THC), chug 2-3 Celsius and do a double or even a triple of Zyn 12s to get a nice buzz going before I start drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781843)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Cracking Range Corn Cake

She had a fake id or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781905)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bisexual cruise ship coldplay fan

lol that has to be way worse for you than coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49783991)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: thriller insecure philosopher-king

LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026. Just fanfic from an old millennial who still thinks that sounds cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782046)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: sickened university old irish cottage



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: curious partner



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: bistre temple

"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words"

You: "CAN I GET AN ENCORE, DO YA WANT MORE, COOKIN' RAW WITH THE BROOKLYN BOY!"

Her: *Panties drenched*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782057)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Offensive idea he suggested macaca



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy greedy menage

If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782071)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: pea-brained swashbuckling jewess

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782733)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Offensive idea he suggested macaca



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Azure Gaming Laptop

I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782634)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Mahogany gay wizard

Pics or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781746)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: henna trust fund hall

Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon” means but I hope you assertively pulled her hair and told her to learn proper dirty talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781839)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: marvelous hospital

Nobody says this irl especially females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781962)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: henna trust fund hall

Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more thing to add to the list of shit to watch out for in my teens texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782030)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: tan main people

yeah I lied about my age doofus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781840)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful set digit ratio

I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781951)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Free-loading gas station

I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781958)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Mahogany gay wizard

Or treat their ass like a face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49781985)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy greedy menage



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Offensive idea he suggested macaca



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: cordovan brethren



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Stubborn Base



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: bistre temple

Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782038)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: talking hairraiser incel background story



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy greedy menage

is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782067)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Offensive idea he suggested macaca

can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782070)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: bright field



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: razzle lay

Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective dream girl and was really nervous but ended up playing it just right plus a lot of luck and got her in my living room. I’ll never forget pulling her panties off while she giggled and spreading her ass so ready to plow my face in. But it smelled like vinegar and had kinda like herpes blisters everywhere? Like all over the place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782083)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: bistre temple

ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782512)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Underhanded Senate

Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, I peeled the teal panties (not flame) off that intern and pocketed them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: bistre temple

What did he say the next morning when he was looking for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782513)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Senate

Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shit and he has to purchase them from the Temple back home in SLC. I dunno I wasn't listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49783348)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: cordovan brethren

180

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: bateful pearly friendly grandma goal in life

seems life affirming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782612)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ticket booth private investor

any ass play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49782638)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: abnormal address sound barrier

OP still can’t walk right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49784010)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:37 AM
Author: Walnut Faggot Firefighter

Where are we on those pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2],#49796920)