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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Histrionic Round Eye Stead
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Boyish sapphire jewess
  04/01/26
...
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  04/01/26
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swashbuckling dopamine station
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Stimulating School Cafeteria
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Low-t french gaming laptop stag film
  04/01/26
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Histrionic Round Eye Stead
  04/01/26
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swashbuckling dopamine station
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
territorial temple sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
learning disabled community account
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Low-t french gaming laptop stag film
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
sadistic mildly autistic home cumskin
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Zombie-like Principal's Office
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
kink-friendly shivering parlour
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Ivory self-centered psychic
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Ivory self-centered psychic
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Titillating bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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Boyish sapphire jewess
  04/01/26
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thirsty laser beams
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Amber french chef
  04/01/26
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swashbuckling dopamine station
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Seedy private investor mother
  04/01/26
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flickering dull mental disorder
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Boyish sapphire jewess
  04/01/26
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Sable base
  04/01/26
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Passionate cream kitty
  04/01/26
...
Deranged Site
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
gay wagecucks hospital
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Seedy private investor mother
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
heady address
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Sinister hell
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
swashbuckling dopamine station
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
gay wagecucks hospital
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
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  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Vivacious Mustard Range
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
mewling fantasy-prone location legal warrant
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
cerebral fiercely-loyal fanboi
  04/01/26
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gay wagecucks hospital
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Passionate cream kitty
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Brass Jap
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Deranged Site
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Round Eye Stead

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Boyish sapphire jewess

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Low-t french gaming laptop stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Stimulating School Cafeteria

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Low-t french gaming laptop stag film

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Round Eye Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: territorial temple sneaky criminal

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: learning disabled community account

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Low-t french gaming laptop stag film

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: sadistic mildly autistic home cumskin

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Principal's Office

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly shivering parlour

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Ivory self-centered psychic

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Ivory self-centered psychic

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Titillating bawdyhouse

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Boyish sapphire jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: thirsty laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Amber french chef

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Seedy private investor mother

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: flickering dull mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Boyish sapphire jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Sable base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Passionate cream kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Deranged Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: gay wagecucks hospital

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: arrogant trip gay wizard national security agency

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Seedy private investor mother

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: heady address

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Sinister hell

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling dopamine station

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: gay wagecucks hospital

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: light razzmatazz famous landscape painting market

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Mustard Range

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: mewling fantasy-prone location legal warrant

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: cerebral fiercely-loyal fanboi

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: gay wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Passionate cream kitty

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Brass Jap

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Deranged Site

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2],#49787327)