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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Chestnut 180 Stage
  04/05/26
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electric field
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Chestnut 180 Stage
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
arrogant church building pocket flask
  04/05/26
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laughsome theatre
  04/05/26
Lol
Exhilarant Pit
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Big-titted house jewess
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Big-titted house jewess
  04/05/26
...
Chestnut 180 Stage
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
yapping bearded shitlib
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
electric field
  04/05/26
...
adulterous titillating ticket booth gay wizard
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Trip magenta hissy fit doctorate
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Metal hospital
  04/05/26
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lilac diverse crackhouse ladyboy
  04/05/26
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abnormal associate market
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
vivacious crawly preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/26
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Twinkling liquid oxygen theater stage
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
vivacious crawly preventive strike twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
outnumbered copper mental disorder dragon
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
crystalline mind-boggling hall brethren
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
talented fantasy-prone boistinker
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
avocado motley senate
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
outnumbered copper mental disorder dragon
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
crystalline mind-boggling hall brethren
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
avocado motley senate
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
lilac diverse crackhouse ladyboy
  04/05/26
...
Chestnut 180 Stage
  04/05/26
...
floppy quadroon library
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
avocado motley senate
  04/05/26
...
laughsome theatre
  04/05/26
...
laughsome theatre
  04/05/26
...
Garnet Naked Immigrant Theater
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Garnet Naked Immigrant Theater
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
odious resort becky
  04/05/26
...
Chestnut 180 Stage
  04/05/26
...
arrogant church building pocket flask
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Bearded concupiscible keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann
  04/05/26
...
avocado motley senate
  04/05/26
...
Learning disabled abode alpha
  04/06/26
Pls respond
lascivious greedy base goal in life
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
arrogant church building pocket flask
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
burgundy marvelous forum
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Chestnut 180 Stage

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Chestnut 180 Stage

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: arrogant church building pocket flask

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Big-titted house jewess

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Big-titted house jewess

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Chestnut 180 Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: yapping bearded shitlib

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: electric field

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: adulterous titillating ticket booth gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Trip magenta hissy fit doctorate

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Metal hospital

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: lilac diverse crackhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: abnormal associate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: vivacious crawly preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Twinkling liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: vivacious crawly preventive strike twinkling uncleanness

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: outnumbered copper mental disorder dragon

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: crystalline mind-boggling hall brethren

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: talented fantasy-prone boistinker

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: avocado motley senate

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: outnumbered copper mental disorder dragon

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: crystalline mind-boggling hall brethren

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: avocado motley senate

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: lilac diverse crackhouse ladyboy

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: floppy quadroon library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: avocado motley senate

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Garnet Naked Immigrant Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Garnet Naked Immigrant Theater

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: odious resort becky

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: arrogant church building pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible keepsake machete

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Duck-like Space Boltzmann

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: avocado motley senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled abode alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: lascivious greedy base goal in life

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: arrogant church building pocket flask

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: burgundy marvelous forum

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2],#49812165)