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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: motley depressive 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: motley depressive Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: pontificating range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858174) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: beady-eyed glassy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: orange stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: orange stage you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: shaky toaster Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Mind-boggling field death wish https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Vivacious cuckold Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: pontificating range hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: blathering trailer park What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: misunderstood corner friendly grandma What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: misunderstood corner friendly grandma How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Mahogany Galvanic Goal In Life Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: misunderstood corner friendly grandma I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: shaky toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Mahogany Galvanic Goal In Life How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: misunderstood corner friendly grandma I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Bisexual school half-breed My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452) |
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