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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Citrine Out-of-control Hospital Clown
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi
  05/01/26
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Big Church Mad Cow Disease
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Citrine Out-of-control Hospital Clown
  05/01/26
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histrionic candlestick maker
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
blue 180 pit community account
  05/01/26
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Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
brass slippery turdskin
  05/01/26
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Mewling medicated home
  05/02/26
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Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Frum pea-brained shitlib
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Chest-beating sapphire trump supporter
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
wonderful drab chapel ceo
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Mewling medicated home
  05/02/26
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Hairless Juggernaut Macaca
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Citrine Out-of-control Hospital Clown

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big Church Mad Cow Disease



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Citrine Out-of-control Hospital Clown

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: histrionic candlestick maker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: blue 180 pit community account

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: brass slippery turdskin

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Mewling medicated home



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Opaque hairraiser box office fanboi



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Frum pea-brained shitlib

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire trump supporter

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful drab chapel ceo

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Mewling medicated home

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Hairless Juggernaut Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49859039)