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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
appetizing school
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
glittery garnet step-uncle's house
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
appetizing school
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
appetizing school
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Learning Disabled Flesh State
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
appetizing school
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Tan stead
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret
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Thriller Goal In Life
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
fragrant volcanic crater love of her life
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret
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Ruby mediation abode
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Tan stead
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
scarlet coiffed whorehouse skinny woman
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
appetizing school
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Violent death wish liquid oxygen
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man's BEST friend
infuriating electric furnace stock car
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
balding godawful cuckold knife
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
appetizing school
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
histrionic institution ceo
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
swashbuckling brass box office pozpig
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
appetizing school
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
balding godawful cuckold knife
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
fragrant volcanic crater love of her life
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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appetizing school
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Fishy Sweet Tailpipe
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appetizing school
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
appetizing school
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
mustard provocative plaza mental disorder
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Tan stead
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mods
Wonderful topaz locale
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Trip hell
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Trip hell
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
appetizing school
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lol
Learning Disabled Flesh State
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Fishy Sweet Tailpipe
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
bespoke harsh library
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
appetizing school
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
appetizing school
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Tan stead
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: appetizing school

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: glittery garnet step-uncle's house



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: appetizing school

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: appetizing school

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Flesh State

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: appetizing school

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: appetizing school

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Tan stead



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested

His moniker?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: appetizing school

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: vibrant shrine



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: balding godawful cuckold knife



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Thriller Goal In Life



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: histrionic institution ceo

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: fragrant volcanic crater love of her life

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Ruby mediation abode



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Tan stead

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Lavender Pit Regret

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: scarlet coiffed whorehouse skinny woman

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing school

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Violent death wish liquid oxygen

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: infuriating electric furnace stock car

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: balding godawful cuckold knife

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: appetizing school

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic institution ceo

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass box office pozpig

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing school

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: balding godawful cuckold knife

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: fragrant volcanic crater love of her life

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Flesh State

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: appetizing school



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Fishy Sweet Tailpipe

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing school



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: appetizing school

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: mustard provocative plaza mental disorder

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Tan stead

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Wonderful topaz locale

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Trip hell

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: High-end Mexican

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Trip hell

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: High-end Mexican

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Gold curious newt ticket booth

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Trip hell

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: House-broken very tactful faggot firefighter dilemma

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: appetizing school

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Flesh State

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Fishy Sweet Tailpipe

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: bespoke harsh library

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: appetizing school

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: bespoke harsh library

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: appetizing school

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: bespoke harsh library

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed corner

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: appetizing school

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing school

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: appetizing school

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: appetizing school

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: citrine disrespectful spot

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: appetizing school

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bespoke harsh library

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: blathering turquoise set

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz navy property scourge upon the earth

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control Adventurous Center

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: appetizing school

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: histrionic institution ceo

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Tan stead

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: red crackhouse pisswyrm

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899877)