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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
slimy dysfunction
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
floppy associate library
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Comical Church
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry
  05/22/26
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umber toaster legal warrant
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
amethyst hairraiser shitlib range
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
aromatic forum
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
histrionic garnet theater goyim
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Heady Base
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Out-of-control school
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Yellow Gaping Hall
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Heady Base
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Comical Church
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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floppy associate library
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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floppy associate library
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
floppy associate library
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
orange people who are hurt masturbator
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan
  05/24/26
mods
contagious stage jewess
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
embarrassed to the bone gay brunch national security agency
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Dashing Heaven Generalized Bond
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
floppy associate library
  05/22/26
lol
slimy dysfunction
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
multi-colored nighttime station queen of the night
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Lemon gas station
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
floppy associate library
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
floppy associate library
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
floppy associate library
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Lemon gas station
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
bossy new version
  05/27/26
Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Out-of-control school
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: floppy associate library

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Talking Passionate Roast Beef Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: floppy associate library

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: slimy dysfunction

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Salmon digit ratio

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Filthy Trailer Park Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Heady Base



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke Mediation Kitty Cat



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control school

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Comical Church

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: umber toaster legal warrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Infuriating boyish tanning salon cuckoldry

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser shitlib range

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: floppy associate library

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic forum

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: histrionic garnet theater goyim

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Heady Base

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Out-of-control school

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Yellow Gaping Hall

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: floppy associate library

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Heady Base

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Comical Church

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: slimy dysfunction

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: floppy associate library



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored nighttime station queen of the night

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: floppy associate library



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt masturbator

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: contagious stage jewess

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay brunch national security agency

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay brunch national security agency

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Crystalline crotch

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: pearl bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease fanboi

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Dashing Heaven Generalized Bond

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: floppy associate library

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: slimy dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored nighttime station queen of the night

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Lemon gas station

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Lemon gas station

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: floppy associate library

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Lemon gas station

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: indigo odious pisswyrm

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: floppy associate library

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: floppy associate library

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: floppy associate library

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: painfully honest theatre trump supporter

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: floppy associate library

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lemon gas station

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Bateful Native

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: bossy new version

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: floppy associate library

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control school

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Harsh Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: puce coiffed immigrant

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899877)