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Cop friend arrested a pedo at local HS track meet but they couldn't charge him

We were having beers last night and he told us how this guy ...
Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy
  05/29/26
This is bullshit. There's no way a Cop is making a call t...
...,....,,........
  05/29/26
They wanted to charge him with luring a minor or something
Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy
  05/29/26
Cop told one of the girl's dads to just physically *fuck his...
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
  05/29/26
Please edit ur thread title, no evidence he was a pedo. Sinc...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  05/29/26
reading comp?
Mo Bamba
  05/29/26
Retard shtick? If you tell a tall kid "you'll be a grea...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  05/29/26
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which is what makes time travel possible
  05/29/26
yeah those aren't analogous. "if you were older I'd tel...
Mo Bamba
  05/29/26
acorn
butt cutlets and poo poo sauce
  05/29/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  05/29/26
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which is what makes time travel possible
  05/29/26
was the cop diddling his clitdick while telling the story? ...
Darnell
  05/29/26
The poster’s moniker?
zombie azn princess
  05/29/26
zeke morris has been silent since this thread dropped
Mo Bamba
  05/29/26
wow
zombie azn princess
  05/29/26


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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy

We were having beers last night and he told us how this guy went to a HS track meet and was telling the girls (aged 15 and up) Stuff like "if you were 18 I'd tell you how amazing your body is" "I bet you wish you were 18 so you could make love to me." And he was trying to get their snapschat. They arrested him but after consulting with the DA or whatever they couldn't charge him with any crimes because of the age disclaimers he was adding.

Cop told one of the girl's dads to just physically kick his ass if they see him at any school events again and they'll look the other way, which I support too. "Lawyers" are utter scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906737)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

This is bullshit.

There's no way a Cop is making a call to the DA's office on a simple loitering charge.

They probably told the guy to leave the property or else they'd bust him for harrassment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906742)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy

They wanted to charge him with luring a minor or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906760)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

Cop told one of the girl's dads to just physically *fuck his ass if they see him at any school events again

FTFY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906791)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Please edit ur thread title, no evidence he was a pedo. Since when is it pedo to be attracted to 18yos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906787)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Mo Bamba

reading comp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906878)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Retard shtick? If you tell a tall kid "you'll be a great NBA player when you grow up!" are you saying that he's currently in the NBA? If you are tossing pizza dough and say "this pizza will taste great" does it mean ur eating the raw dough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49907047)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49907050)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Mo Bamba

yeah those aren't analogous. "if you were older I'd tell you how much I think you'd be a great NBA player" is closer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49907084)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: butt cutlets and poo poo sauce ((zurich is stained))

acorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906806)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906857)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49907038)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Darnell

was the cop diddling his clitdick while telling the story? did you suck off teh cop at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906854)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: zombie azn princess (catching flights, not feelings)

The poster’s moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906896)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Mo Bamba

zeke morris has been silent since this thread dropped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906898)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: zombie azn princess (catching flights, not feelings)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869930&forum_id=2],#49906912)