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45 years ago we found out who shot J.R. Ewing
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Date: August 1st, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Sportfucking cats for... sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038676) |
Date: August 1st, 2026 9:55 AM Author: cowgod Haven’t run across a single person who’s seen that show irl except olds. It’s lost to time like the Godfather will be. Someone poasted Victoria principal pics from the 70s here once and I was like she’s a tramp and her daddy is a drunk and no one knew wtf I was talking about iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038718) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:36 AM Author: nude redditor you should watch it, very XO show. JR is awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038756) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: cowgod I watched it iirc. that's why I quoted it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50039046) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Covid was a Hoax the godfather will not be lost to time lol. how are you a curator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038758) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: cowgod that's an inside joke about millennial Women and possibly ORMs/URMs not being able to get through it without Sleeping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50039047) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:01 AM Author: in minecraft i recognize that "Who shot JR?" was a huge deal before my time, but i still dont know who actually shot him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038724) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:22 AM Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,....,,.,,.,...,,.. same person who shot boom - mainlining tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50038738) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: cowgod It doesn't matter imho. What matters is Clique.
Jock Ewing was the original ScumJock, the Patriarch, the land-taking oil brute who beat men directly, took what he wanted and let money age the whole ugly business into legend. Then his two sons split the inheritance.
Bobby, J.R.’s younger brother, got the Jock half. Handsome, physical, direct, naturally liked, able to walk into a room and command it without first destroying somebody’s credit. He could punch J.R., condemn J.R., leave the ranch in disgust and remain the beloved son because that is Jock privilege. The body, the confidence, the automatic legitimacy.
J.R. got the Scummy impulse but became Prep Clique. He put Jock’s dirt in a suit. Jock took your oil field. J.R. called your banker, read your contract, slept with your relative and arranged matters so you thanked him on the way out.
They were brothers but they were hardly the same species. Bobby inherited the force and somehow kept the innocence. J.R. inherited the filth and learned to administer it.
J.R. had spent the season scheming, backstabbing, philandering, gutting his partners, turning every relationship into leverage and every rule into a weapon. Shooting him appeared reasonable af for numerous Suspects. |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo "Who shot JR?" was before the time of XOers.
But it was ~15 years from "Who Shot JR?" to "Who Shot Mr. Burns?".
And it's 31+ years and counting since "Who Shot Mr. Burns?". |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:52 PM Author: cowgod both were the peak of the series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2],#50039164) |