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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: irl goy I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way. So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge? |
Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,.., there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49482999) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: irl goy is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483005) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: cerebral https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483007) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt) they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.
it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.
seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: kike needle aids nigger What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483081) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt) ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483109) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: somali christmas A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483020) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Juan Eighty you should provide her a "bailout" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483113) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: derek pajeeter This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483100) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.
much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: irl goy nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483120) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM Author: kevin spacey Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2#49483123) |