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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
mildly autistic psychic faggotry
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Startled kitty
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Startled kitty
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
mildly autistic psychic faggotry
  01/05/26
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mildly autistic psychic faggotry
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
mildly autistic psychic faggotry
  01/06/26
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hideous french stage hissy fit
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Crimson Submissive Factory Reset Button Resort
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
curious old irish cottage
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
smoky electric furnace
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/06/26
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Comical nursing home lettuce
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
smoky electric furnace
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Razzle-dazzle community account
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker
  01/06/26
Lmao
mildly autistic psychic faggotry
  01/06/26
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Amethyst Irate Cuckoldry
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Provocative Cerise Box Office Patrolman
  01/06/26
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Startled kitty
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic psychic faggotry

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Startled kitty

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Startled kitty

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic psychic faggotry

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic psychic faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: mildly autistic psychic faggotry

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: hideous french stage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Crimson Submissive Factory Reset Button Resort

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: curious old irish cottage

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: smoky electric furnace

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Comical nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: smoky electric furnace

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle community account

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Seedy alcoholic candlestick maker

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic psychic faggotry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Irate Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Provocative Cerise Box Office Patrolman

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Startled kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)