At my local chitpole for the past year or more when I go there’s been this shifty looking 20 year old Hispanic guy who opens the door for customers, implicitly demanding money. He has a vaguely threatening vibe and would come inside to fill up his cup of whatever for free. I always wondered what the fuck he was doing, why he would do this for his life. I figured his mom kicked him out of the house during the day and told him to get a job, but he’s too sinister and shifty and shiftless to get one so he does this. I mentally called him stabbins because I thought he could go on a stabbing spree at any minute. I wondered why chipotle would allow this situation. Anyway he appears to have finally disappeared. I was a lot more reluctant to go to chipotle with stabbins at the door