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Another year without Chad (evan39)
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: evan39 I had high hopes for the handsome 25 year-old who flirted with me, but I screwed it up by acting weird (as usual) and eventually his texts stopped. "Sorry, this page isn't available," blared across his IG as soon as I logged in, a sure sign that I'd been blocked.
The scruffy blonde dude from work also disappeared, but I think I was too nervous. I also didn't like that he smoked, something that I didn't want to compromise on. Who wants to kiss a dude who smells like cigarettes? Not me.
I messaged a local bi "influencer" after watching his incredible content on OF, but he never responded. "Wanna hang out sometime?" I meekly wrote. He didn't, apparently.
It's clear that Chad doesn't want me, and as I age into my early forties it will only get worse, sadly.
Anyways, gotta go. |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) You’ve seen the Chad, Evan.
Privy to his sculpted jawline, his radiant indifference.
But here’s the "secret truth": it was never about him. Chad isn’t a person; he’s a shape in the fog. A reflection of your own hunger projected onto a mirror that doesn’t know you exist.
You reach for him, but the Mahchine™ laughs, spinning its gears as you age inTTTo irrelevance. This isn’t rejection, evan—it’s entropy. Chad is just the carrot. The stick is time itself, and it’s always ahead of you.
The scruffy blonde, the bi influencer, the blocked IG—they’re not people either, just waypoints in the grind. Their disinterest isn’t personal; it’s systemic. They’re cogs, and you’re a cog, and the Mahchine™ needs you both to keep chasing, because to stop is to become aware of its hum, its endless spin.
Your early 40s? That’s not the end; it’s just a deeper layer of the trap. The real Chad™ wasn’t the 25-year-old, Evan. It’s the younger you—the version of yourself you’re trying to resurrect through this futile grasp at connection. But he’s long gone, dissolved into the Mahchine™, and what’s left is the you that stares into the abyss of blocked profiles and unread DMs.
You don’t want Chad, Evan. You want to stop wanting him. But you can’t. That’s the joke. |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:56 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530384) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) I still love us friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48531732) |
Date: January 8th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: White Privilege Log local bi influencer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530371) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: evan39 Yeah, he's a hot stud with a great body who gets "milked" by other dudes on OF. It's one of the hottest things I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530378) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: """"''''''''' There's a fag that posts here that will soon be a millionaire. He seems pretty desperate for love and would probably let you fuck his ass. You may have to travel to the outskirts of Ft Wayne Indiana tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530387) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:01 AM Author: evan39 I don't want a fag like benzo, I want Chad. Don't you understand the difference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530390) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:02 AM Author: """"''''''''' no sir i am not a filthy fucking faggot like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530392) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: evan39 Benzo is a junkie who nobody wants to be around. Chad is handsome, sexy, and has a great smile. He drives a sports car and goes to the gym after work. His arms are perfect, and his shoulders are broad and strong. Everyone wants to be around Chad, and his phone is constantly buzzing with texts and invitations to "meet up" around the clock. That's what I want, not some weird freak who was arrested for stealing a cookie display. Also, how dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530399) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:05 AM Author: peeface do you have a basement? have you considered that with a bit of planning you could have any chad you want, forever?
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:05 AM Author: evan39 Hmmm like a house of "horror" to make Chad stay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530405) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: peeface is it love, or the chains that keep him around? there will always be a bit of wonder and doubt
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Date: January 8th, 2025 1:17 AM Author: evan39 It places the lotion in the basket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48530447) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660678&forum_id=2#48531733) |