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To any billionaires: keeping me in your home brings great wealth and success
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Date: January 9th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: jaray And will likely bring prosperity to you and your family I will work in this capacity and perform rituals and rites on your property that will bring you much success and safety. All I require is a spare bedroom or guest bungalow and pool/kitchen access This could be the offer of a lifetime. Consider it. I can even tutor your children in liberal arts (not actually a potty mouth IRL) and come equipped with a colossal home library filled with exotic texts from all over |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: jaray Please amplify and boost this friends and once I am some rich lady or wise old family man's pet, safe and far away from this usurped territory, I will share my meager wealth and treasures of knowledge with my bort allies xothrow@proton.me |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: jaray Rach sticky this. I need a helicopter or ThielCorp hovercraft to exfil me. It's bad. Really bad. I can't go into detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536761) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:23 PM Author: jaray (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538717) |
Date: January 9th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536443) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: jaray "Exotic prince-in-exile" is the undervalued asset class of the century and a true Veblen good that I guarantee you none of your friends will own I give counsel, can give training in Liberal Arts, archery, or firearms, make for witty and engaging dinner conversation, can pass for a distant relative here to visit and generally just bring good fortune as the favored of some bizarre, nameless, and extremely powerful primordial deity lurking beyond the veil. I will win elections and sports bets. I can detect and nix your daughter's bad boyfriends. When I'm not needed, you won't even know I'm there. Non-smoking. This is one investment/luxury pet that will not fail you |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr Unfortunately im a poor prole, otherwise id put you up in my guest house and pretend youre a distant cousin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536493) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: jaray If there are any "angel investors" out there in your neck of the woods who want the most deliberately value-suppressed asset in America atm to live in their property's ancillary 1/1 guest house (I have experience with this exact arrangement---my former patron will give a sterling reference!) please let me know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536503) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536526) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: fire diaper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536485) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48536528) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: a cleansing fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538723) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: a cleansing fire "A thousand ThielBucks in my pocket is a million in yours" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538721) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: jaray Someone needs to arrange me a face to face meeting with my no. 1 ni🅱️🅱️a Peter. I've never received a paycheck from him or even talked to him but I am eager to start! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538726) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: OldHLSDude CSLG needs a butler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538809) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: jaray For what house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538813) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: OldHLSDude The new one he will build. If the butler is skilled in architectural design it's a plus. Edit: can you hold a hose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2#48538820) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: jaray I've only had bad (read: terrible) experiences with Jewish employers so I can't (edit: not supposed to celebrate your blessings publicly) |