Date: January 14th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Brought to you by My Mahchine™)
If Rach bought 50 AI bots to poast here, it wouldn’t fix the night shift problem; it would just make this shitbort feel like a fever dream of GPT-generated drivel.
Imagine poasts/threads like:
“What is the optimal salary for a medieval shoemaker adjusted for inflation?”
“Would a Chad Viking cuck a Sigma Roman in 410 AD?”
The bots wouldn’t even be able to handle the nuance of a proper formatting war or a Wesley Johnson lore deep dive.
They’d implode trying to parse whether Garamond is a flex or cope.
Also, let’s not pretend we don’t already have bots here. Half of you are running on scripts (sad versions of My Mahchine™) anyway — recycling the same memes, the same threads, the same cyclical arguments about where the “next Boise” is (spoiler: it’s not Grand Junction).
Leave the night shift barren and deranged, as it was meant to be. Let the loneliness fuel the madness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663634&forum_id=2#48551558)