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accepted to top CS PhD program, taking q's.

top 10 program overall, probably #1 or 2 in my sub-field. ...
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
No one gives a shit about your shitty phd program. Enjoy a l...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
big law school debt and no job pwned?
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
No. How does it feel knowing 17 year olds can do the same sh...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
...
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
I don't know, YOU'LL DO GREAT THINGS!!!
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
ur a mor0n
Boyish honey-headed set
  02/19/10
How am I a moron? Or do you consistently spout blanket asser...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
u don't know what he's "going to school for" beyon...
Boyish honey-headed set
  02/19/10
He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can ...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
"He's likely going to school to learn theory" N...
Boyish honey-headed set
  02/19/10
The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advanc...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
So, did your V10 offer vaporize right after you got pwned by...
fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner
  02/19/10
How did I get pwned. His critical reading ability is way off...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
yfwgi. very few, if any 17 year olds has the math/stat know...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
lol. explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up w...
fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner
  02/19/10
you got brutally pwned bro. you were exposed as knowing abs...
Crimson boistinker orchestra pit
  02/19/10
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that this Top...
Heady azure theatre
  02/19/10
very likely.
Crimson boistinker orchestra pit
  02/19/10
Your great at reading others' conversations and claiming pwn...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
You were wrong, stupid and got brutally pwn3d.
Gay Jew Hell
  02/20/10
170
aggressive piazza
  02/19/10
I haven't read all the responses to this, so someone might h...
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  02/20/10
...
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
Right, but that was 20 years ago, and now people don't need ...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with t...
fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner
  02/19/10
also, and this is coming from a professional software develo...
floppy school
  02/19/10
that's like saying a math PhD is useless because high school...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
Can you fucking read?
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
sure can. but it looks like you don't understand computer s...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
What reasearching other peoples' innovations?
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
ok, i went to a random CS dept (berkeley) and clicked on the...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: Mr. Steroid Small...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
in other words, you got fucking pwned. (if you don't even k...
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
No, you got pwned when that 17 year old created a sweet app ...
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
this flame was well played. for a while it was believable.....
carnelian irradiated point cumskin
  02/19/10
I actually had to Google what CS stood for.
provocative blue box office toilet seat
  02/19/10
this is a standard cost minimization process with little p...
exhilarant amber azn national
  02/20/10
there are 4 "top" CS programs. don't mislead with...
mauve concupiscible pit partner
  02/19/10
CMU, MIT, Berkeley, Stanford?
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that's 'em
mauve concupiscible pit partner
  02/20/10
Career goal?
shaky space
  02/19/10
...
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  02/19/10
what did this say?
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  02/19/10
why would anyone do this?
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  02/19/10
some people like math and shit dude, dunno why
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
Just asking questions to get the thread moving.
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  02/19/10
oic ty ty
Charcoal community account garrison
  02/19/10
The pay is decent coming out ($100K+) and you can get some g...
Gay Jew Hell
  02/20/10
if this was! 1992, you'd be fuckin set, bro!
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  02/19/10
explain.
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  02/19/10
timing the tech boom
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lol bro. silcon valley tards are pulling $100K+ ITE
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yeah 8 years ago wouldn't have been a far better time to be ...
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wrong bro. they're almost making the same amount of money at...
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  02/19/10
have you ever heard of a stock option?
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  02/19/10
have you heard of sustainable engineering positions bro?
iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm
  02/19/10
tell me about carbon footprints affecting software!
lilac property son of senegal
  02/19/10
google, apple, facebook, adobe, ebay and 99% of other engine...
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100K in silcon valley isn't shit buddy.
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but buddy, 100K+ earns more than 95% of everybody else in th...
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  02/19/10
Median family income in Palo Alto is $153,000, so not really...
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Do you understand what "median family income" mean...
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merced tards are enjoying a 20% unemployment rate.
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merced is 3 hours away from the valley bro
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Aren't they pretty much a bellweather for what's going on in...
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Sure, a bellweather right after CSU Fresno.
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merced = farms, farms and farms. Yeah we import food from fa...
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'grats. :) any chance you could fix xo-search, plsthx?
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How much hair do you have left?
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not a nontrad if that is what you are getting at
Charcoal community account garrison
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Naw, there are undergrads in CS who have bald spots and shit...
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...
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Have you been to a LS lately?
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do you remember the first moment you realized you might be e...
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What % of applicants were admitted to your program? What cha...
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  02/19/10
I don't know, probably about 5-10% to phd. I don't think t...
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You should get an MS in CS from a top school before applying...
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Good job man. :)
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which one are you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugP...
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how do you feel if after 4-5 years you get your phd, you fee...
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A ton of these guys don't go back to regular programming job...
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*opens thread* *ctrl + f* "pensive" *closes thr...
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LOL @ all the jealous law school lemmings in this thread. ...
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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

top 10 program overall, probably #1 or 2 in my sub-field.

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173116)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

No one gives a shit about your shitty phd program. Enjoy a life of poverty faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173129)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

big law school debt and no job pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173186)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

No. How does it feel knowing 17 year olds can do the same shit you're going to school for without ever taking a class in this bullshit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173200)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173251)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

I don't know, YOU'LL DO GREAT THINGS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173286)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed set

ur a mor0n

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173253)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

How am I a moron? Or do you consistently spout blanket assertions because you're uncomfortable with any substantive attack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173274)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed set

u don't know what he's "going to school for" beyond that it involves computers. u are correct that 17 year olds can operate computers, but 17 year olds do not engage in substantive research on quantum computing theory or anything else that this guy is going to be researching. the fact that you conflate the two does not speak well to your intelligence, but then again neither does the fact that your a polisci shithead relegated to a life of indentured servitude (that incidentally a 17 year old WOULD be able to d0) to pay off the loans you took out to subsideize some ivory tower faggot's new 7 series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173331)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can used to advance computer technology. 17 year olds don't need this theoretical approach, especially considering any indoctrinated theory will likely stifle any significant advances in computer technology. The best computer innovators of all time never got a fucking phd in CS. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173388)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed set

"He's likely going to school to learn theory"

No shit retard. Thanks for that scintillating response.

So now you've flip-flopped, and 17 year olds DON'T do what this guy will be doing? Well which is it, Mr. Polisci Shithead? Or did your toilet law school skip logical reasoning and just move directly into how to decide between clicking "responsive" and "non-responsive"? I know that class can be taxing on you retards.

Date: February 19th, 2010 6:02 PM

Author: Mr. Steroid Small Balls

He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can used to advance computer technology. 17 year olds don't need this theoretical approach, especially considering any indoctrinated theory will likely stifle any significant advances in computer technology. The best computer innovators of all time never got a fucking phd in CS. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173435)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advance computer technology. 17 year olds can do this without paying tens of thousands of dollars for some shitty structured academic program. It's not that hard. There is no point to these programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173453)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner

So, did your V10 offer vaporize right after you got pwned by jewdoodman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173462)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

How did I get pwned. His critical reading ability is way off. He threw out a strawman. I'm convinced this board is only filled with prelaw faggots who have no idea how to stay within the facts of what I said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173483)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

yfwgi. very few, if any 17 year olds has the math/stat knowledge to do research in CS. you probably think CS grad students sit around doing html all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173520)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner

lol. explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with the basis for RSA encryption, or evaluate computational complexity of, say, optimal sorting algorithms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173523)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Crimson boistinker orchestra pit

you got brutally pwned bro. you were exposed as knowing absolutely nothing about computer science and relied instead on the argument that since a few 17 year old prodigies are responsible for some of the advances in computer science, all CS phd programs are worthless. lol @ your tiny pink logical reasoning skills bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173605)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Heady azure theatre

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that this Top 10 CS PhD program doesn't *cost* its students money but actually pays them to attend and TA or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173637)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: Crimson boistinker orchestra pit

very likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173660)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

Your great at reading others' conversations and claiming pwnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173695)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:32 AM
Author: Gay Jew Hell

You were wrong, stupid and got brutally pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176908)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:13 PM
Author: aggressive piazza

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173493)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:21 AM
Author: brass karate

I haven't read all the responses to this, so someone might have beaten me to it, but "The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advance computer technology" is so far from the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176799)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173479)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

Right, but that was 20 years ago, and now people don't need these programs for innovative purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173539)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal silver dragon gunner

explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with the basis for RSA encryption, or evaluate computational complexity of, say, optimal sorting algorithms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173587)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: floppy school

also, and this is coming from a professional software developer, software engineering requires a lot of domain knowledge, including hard facts like how many APIs work. A 17-year-old with no formal education cannot do this work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175124)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

that's like saying a math PhD is useless because high school kids and do arithmetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173430)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

Can you fucking read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173461)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

sure can. but it looks like you don't understand computer science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173469)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:13 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

What reasearching other peoples' innovations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173501)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

ok, i went to a random CS dept (berkeley) and clicked on the first CS grad student listed. here's a link to the first paper in his publication list (that's not a draft).

http://www.learningtheory.org/colt2008/111-Abernethy.pdf

can you understand that? do you think you might have to take a class or two to even come close to understanding that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173563)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173602)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM

Author: Mr. Steroid Small Balls

Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173610)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

in other words, you got fucking pwned. (if you don't even know real world applications of ai, then i'm wasting my time).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173618)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

No, you got pwned when that 17 year old created a sweet app for my iphone and received money for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173635)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated point cumskin

this flame was well played. for a while it was believable...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173664)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

I actually had to Google what CS stood for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173676)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 8:53 AM
Author: exhilarant amber azn national

this is a standard cost minimization process with little practical value. the authors acknowledge it works only for the trivial cases. this is why i'd eventually kill myself as a phd in cs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14178715)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: mauve concupiscible pit partner

there are 4 "top" CS programs. don't mislead with your thread titles...

and congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175554)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: motley bipolar bbw elastic band

CMU, MIT, Berkeley, Stanford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175622)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:43 AM
Author: mauve concupiscible pit partner

that's 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176986)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: shaky space

Career goal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173123)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:44 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173164)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: motley bipolar bbw elastic band

what did this say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174539)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating famous landscape painting

why would anyone do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173124)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

some people like math and shit dude, dunno why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173199)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating famous landscape painting

Just asking questions to get the thread moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173279)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

oic ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173288)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:21 AM
Author: Gay Jew Hell

The pay is decent coming out ($100K+) and you can get some great jobs out of programs like these if you like the work. If you don't like the work then I presume you're not doing this anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176800)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:43 PM
Author: lilac property son of senegal

if this was! 1992, you'd be fuckin set, bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173141)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173171)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: lilac property son of senegal

timing the tech boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173184)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

lol bro. silcon valley tards are pulling $100K+ ITE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173198)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: lilac property son of senegal

yeah 8 years ago wouldn't have been a far better time to be getting a phd in cs at mit,caltech,stanford than right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173211)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

wrong bro. they're almost making the same amount of money at the bubble's peak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173228)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: lilac property son of senegal

have you ever heard of a stock option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173240)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

have you heard of sustainable engineering positions bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173281)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: lilac property son of senegal

tell me about carbon footprints affecting software!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173293)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

google, apple, facebook, adobe, ebay and 99% of other engineering firms in the valley don't primarily focus on the carbon footprint business buddy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173327)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: provocative blue box office toilet seat

100K in silcon valley isn't shit buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173234)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

but buddy, 100K+ earns more than 95% of everybody else in the valley bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173267)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:48 PM
Author: Titillating Aqua Parlor

Median family income in Palo Alto is $153,000, so not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174636)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: light digit ratio office

Do you understand what "median family income" means?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175057)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating famous landscape painting

merced tards are enjoying a 20% unemployment rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173258)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: iridescent volcanic crater pisswyrm

merced is 3 hours away from the valley bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173287)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant pontificating famous landscape painting

Aren't they pretty much a bellweather for what's going on in SV? The last time I heard, SV had a rate much higher than the national average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173365)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Titillating Aqua Parlor

Sure, a bellweather right after CSU Fresno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174648)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: floppy school

merced = farms, farms and farms. Yeah we import food from farms, but we will always import food from farms. Nobody really commutes there or even vacations there. It really has nothing to do with Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175143)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded aphrodisiac personal credit line

'grats. :)

any chance you could fix xo-search, plsthx?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173214)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: submissive rigor

How much hair do you have left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173336)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

not a nontrad if that is what you are getting at



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173363)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:04 PM
Author: submissive rigor

Naw, there are undergrads in CS who have bald spots and shit. A lot of the grad students also just look in poor health in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173413)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173542)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:22 AM
Author: Gay Jew Hell

Have you been to a LS lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176810)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting pearly blood rage

do you remember the first moment you realized you might be exceptionally good at math compared to your peers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173423)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173584)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy Brunch Potus

What % of applicants were admitted to your program? What chance does an HYP physics ugrad major w/ 3.7gpa in difficult courses (including a good number of cs courses) & not much research experience have at getting in in your opinion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173449)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

I don't know, probably about 5-10% to phd. I don't think they post numbers.

good research experience is almost mandatory for cs majors.

probably even more important for you.

a publication in a good conference will greatly help.

then get a good score on cs gre, and try and get a cs prof to do a reference.

domestic status helps alot. these schools get deluged with indian and chinese applicants, and I wouldn't be surprised if they separate out and consider the domestics separately.

Here is one school which does post numbers.

http://cs.illinois.edu/graduate/academics?quicktabs_5=3

Each year the Department of Computer Science at Illinois receives around 1300 applications and admits around 110 students between the PhD, MS, MS Bioinformatics, and MCS for the summer/fall term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173665)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: motley bipolar bbw elastic band

You should get an MS in CS from a top school before applying to the PhD. They should fund you.

You definitely fit the profile of someone who would do well, but you just need some more experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174456)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: comical cobalt toaster

Good job man. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173456)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Hideous stirring roommate state

which one are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173673)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

bmp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174088)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: floppy school

how do you feel if after 4-5 years you get your phd, you feel too jaded to do any real software engineering, which are 1/100 as exciting as your research, and someone who graduated from community college can do the same shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175152)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: Gay Jew Hell

A ton of these guys don't go back to regular programming jobs. They take research and management positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176922)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Burgundy theater dysfunction

*opens thread*

*ctrl + f*

"pensive"

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175060)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser university liquid oxygen

LOL @ all the jealous law school lemmings in this thread.

Congrats OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175747)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: diverse quadroon psychic

Congrats. What is your area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176710)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Charcoal community account garrison

would probably out the school were I to say, but it is one of the more practical areas(not graphics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176730)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: Vivacious magenta rehab

please create something brilliant with your other smart friends to get this faggot economy moving again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176721)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:24 AM
Author: Gay Jew Hell

Congrats, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176832)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM
Author: flatulent stag film wagecucks

why are you such a douche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177015)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly wonderful regret casino

How will the threadmaker be making more money than a BigLawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177781)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Charismatic hilarious resort

Probably not. OTOH, big-lawyers seem to be on the decline so getting the biglaw job might be harder and harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177917)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly wonderful regret casino

The answer is that he will most likely not be making more money than a BigPartner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14330511)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Charismatic hilarious resort

Suspect flame given such an arrogant tone. That or OP actually thinks he's hot shit. If you posted that you got the Hertz, then you're prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177915)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: Boyish honey-headed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14329761)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:10 AM
Author: brindle dashing crotch locale

solid bump ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14330514)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 5:06 AM
Author: Cream Center

SUK MAH DIK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14340210)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 7:49 AM
Author: umber den mediation

High five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14340348)