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Simple rules: I post a girl and give a short description. Y...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
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Swollen Gas Station Nibblets
  05/27/20
You are an early thirties BigLolyer living in MFH. She is a...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
180, would take this and live comfortably by making YouTube ...
Swollen Gas Station Nibblets
  05/27/20
Wise choice, friend!
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
its a 45 footer stuck in tonga on land and she is currently ...
Orchid death wish coldplay fan
  05/27/20
Don’t fight the hypo.
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
Tough one. Spin again, i'm not interested in being a woman'...
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/27/20
28 year old widow whose husband, an actuary, perished in a t...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
spin
buff medicated toilet seat
  05/27/20
Wife
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/28/20
Spin. Don’t find her attractive.
laughsome meetinghouse volcanic crater
  05/27/20
While at a sailing event with the girl above you meet the fo...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
see where this goes.
buff medicated toilet seat
  05/27/20
Mediocre but regular sex is a top 1% outcome in a marriage. ...
Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort
  05/28/20
...
jet keepsake machete
  05/28/20
Wife. I'll take accommodating in bed.
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/28/20
Sad that you and I, sloppy huge tit fiends that we are, will...
Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort
  05/28/20
why cant you re-spin indefinitely?
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
Fine, I edited. More representative of real life I suppose....
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
yes
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
You are whoever you are. She is a mid-twenties French natio...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
re-spin. way too tall, and not jewish
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
Early 30s Jewish chick who is an exercise fanatic and, of co...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
re-spin. i hate social media girls
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
Just for you brother I’m going to give a second spin. ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
wife ofs
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife https://www....
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/28/20
spin. she's busted
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/28/20
spin. not much here in terms of wife material
Nighttime wagecucks
  05/28/20
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arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/27/20
She is a semi-professional, but very talented, rock climber....
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
PAGING jim_kelly
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/27/20
if this were asya grechka i would wife up in a second. but ...
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/27/20
She is a 23 yo Australian recently arrived in your big city....
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
wife
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/27/20
wtf shouldn't these have to involve some kind of dilemma
sadistic drab chad
  05/28/20
he landed on the big winner.
tan rough-skinned stage
  05/28/20
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stirring station windowlicker
  05/27/20
She is a professional rock climbing guide, specializing in o...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
#climbingworldwide #climbing_is_my_passion #climbingphotogra...
trip theatre cuckoldry
  05/27/20
Spin.
stirring station windowlicker
  05/27/20
Revising hypo to be that you are an early 40s widower with n...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
"Sorry, this page isn't available. The link you follow...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
"She ... has zero social media presence."
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
I assume someone else posted her pic? Either way, there's s...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
...
drunken ruddy marketing idea native
  05/28/20
Dunno what happened there. Updated with a new picture from ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
Not hot enough. Spin. Can I just go back to the motherland a...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
This arrives in the mail. Surprise! The agency was running ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
Too old. Fuck this, I'm just taking the 20yo below. Good d...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
::firm handshake:: Good luck to you both, friend.
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
*begins conspiring to make her compliance officer*
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
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buff medicated toilet seat
  05/27/20
She plays video games on Twitch for a living, but does reaso...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/27/20
This is a “fuck” girl not a “marry” ...
Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort
  05/28/20
Former lawyer turned fitness instructor. She was a founding...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
Seems ok despite clear signs of aging. Would wife knowing sh...
buff medicated toilet seat
  05/28/20
Have you heard this chick's voice? Kids love her YouTube non...
ocher hall
  05/28/20
For purposes of the hypo her grating voice is part of her sc...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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Primrose Slimy Parlour
  05/28/20
20 year old soon-to-be Towson grad who is in your city for a...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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I kind of dig this one. Wouldn't wife (especially without a...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
Wife but no assets in her name
Primrose Slimy Parlour
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pungent preventive strike
  05/28/20
Super artsy, but flirts with Gothy, chick. Recorded a coupl...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
hmmm. spin.
pungent preventive strike
  05/28/20
24 yo unmotivated paralegal at your law firm who is clearly ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
180 dog
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
better hope your daughters don't inherit that jawline
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
LJL at you passing up a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to start the grea...
Swollen Gas Station Nibblets
  05/28/20
agreed. can i take the first chick?
pungent preventive strike
  05/28/20
::spins the wheel:: She responds to your apology texts an...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
I just want to take a moment to thank you for your service I...
stirring station windowlicker
  05/28/20
For more fun I’m going to provide updates on Friday wi...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
Yes please.
stirring station windowlicker
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brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond
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Haitian national who refuses to return home and so has been ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
spin again
brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond
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(racist)
sadistic drab chad
  05/28/20
Second generation Indian who modeled in college. Even appea...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
if it's between option #1, this, or killself i guess id go w...
brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond
  05/28/20
She does not care about your earnings so long as your career...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
She’s a mid-20s, Greek-born, U.S. educated, daughter o...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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unnnngghhhh is she willing to put in the effort to not be...
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
So long as she’s not tired and you make an appropriate...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
Yes, but with transparent disinterest and, if the requests a...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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hmmm seems more cost-effective and satisfying to outsource t...
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
::spins the wheel:: She goes crying to her father and a g...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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"(several) gap-year job as a super yacht stewardess&quo...
brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond
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A nice 200’ charter boat in the med, not some sheik&rs...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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stubborn trailer park gay wizard
  05/28/20
For purposes of this hypo you are 24 years old and about to ...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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will she find out if he goes cheatmo adventuring? if so, wi...
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
Double yes.
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
  05/28/20
will she cheat while at NC State?
arousing tantric step-uncle's house
  05/28/20
This, of course, unknowable. But throughout your relationsh...
mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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These girls are too hot, these are more interesting when it'...
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mind-boggling painfully honest senate
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Simple rules: I post a girl and give a short description. You choose to wife her up or to go back to Tinder and spin again. For purpose of the game I will provide only one spin but you can opt to keep on spinning (or to kill self) if you so desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288534)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: Swollen Gas Station Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288542)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

You are an early thirties BigLolyer living in MFH. She is a travel shrew who has invited you to move onto her 48 ft catamaran and go sailing the world. However! She is a YouTube / social media influencer and will require you to support and participate in documenting your entire lives. But this comfortably supports your existence. She has a generally enjoyable personality but also has “strong and competent” undertones to her femininity.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jRzrOA8ZP/?igshid=y121h8pgzp67

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288574)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:23 PM
Author: Swollen Gas Station Nibblets

180, would take this and live comfortably by making YouTube videos instead of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288584)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Wise choice, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288589)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: Orchid death wish coldplay fan

its a 45 footer stuck in tonga on land and she is currently stuck in fiji with husband in an airbnb.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288645)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Don’t fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288722)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:43 PM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

Tough one. Spin again, i'm not interested in being a woman's helper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288658)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

28 year old widow whose husband, an actuary, perished in a terrible incident involving rolling file cabinets.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAqhEDWprIA/?igshid=b4q9e29oayxa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288714)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM
Author: buff medicated toilet seat

spin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288754)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:54 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291392)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM
Author: laughsome meetinghouse volcanic crater

Spin. Don’t find her attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288721)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

While at a sailing event with the girl above you meet the following girl—an Italian national who comes from great wealth. She has a bubbling personality, is emotionally stable, and evident feminine and maternal instincts. You have no clue why she’s into you, but she seems to be head over heels.

She is, however, mediocre, if mostly accommodating, in bed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6zzM5AoUPd/?igshid=1fzb01ss3vr20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288742)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM
Author: buff medicated toilet seat

see where this goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288762)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort

Mediocre but regular sex is a top 1% outcome in a marriage. This one is a snap call all in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289830)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:32 AM
Author: jet keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290993)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

Wife. I'll take accommodating in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291409)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort

Sad that you and I, sloppy huge tit fiends that we are, will both sign up to fuck this stickgirl 3 times a week bc our shitty, big titted wives have disappointed us both so thoroughly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293190)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

why cant you re-spin indefinitely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288625)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Fine, I edited. More representative of real life I suppose. But I won’t be finding new content beyond one spin.

Do you wanna go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288636)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288647)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

You are whoever you are. She is a mid-twenties French national training to compete in sailing in the Olympics. She is fiercely competitive and has a real chance to medal, but is looking forward to retiring from competition to become a SAHM in ~6 years. Sweet personality but middling intelligence.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAnze_JAvWl/?igshid=i6xyilei8xw8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288670)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

re-spin.

way too tall, and not jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288736)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Early 30s Jewish chick who is an exercise fanatic and, of course, far too into her social media presence. She fancies herself the CEO of her own lifestyle brand, but really she is a Peloton instructor who posts lots of inspirational crap. You will not be expected, or really allowed, to appear in her social media. She is bipolar and has some anxiety issues, both of which have been under control without medication for some years. She is outlandishly talented in bed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brs2PJ3Aodh/?igshid=oayrgxtretzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288781)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

re-spin. i hate social media girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288792)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Just for you brother I’m going to give a second spin.

She just mustered out of the IDF where she saw combat during a convoy ambush. She killed three terrorists and, as a result, remains a bit of a gun nut even though she’s moved to the US for work. She is strong (not domineering) but feminine; also mean as a snake if you cross her.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_3V74ujp61/?igshid=1sivypdhjbvj1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288880)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:32 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

wife ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288944)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-h7XbODBjp/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291446)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

spin. she's busted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291448)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:57 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks

spin. not much here in terms of wife material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291413)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288734)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She is a semi-professional, but very talented, rock climber. She travels a lot and has no present interest in settling down or raising kids. She is loyal, funny, smart, and stable. You know, without question, she would make an excellent best friend. She is very good, but not terrible experienced, in bed. She comes from a good family, but is living at the edge of her means.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0qGBGjcR6/?igshid=di92k0nja915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288814)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native

PAGING jim_kelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288866)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

if this were asya grechka i would wife up in a second. but in this case i'm spinning again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288919)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She is a 23 yo Australian recently arrived in your big city. She just finished uni and traveled to America to get out of her tiny hometown in western OZ, see a bit of the world and have some adventures. She has been paying her way by busking and is just scraping by in bohemian poverty. Her family lives in caravans back home.

She’s enthralled by the idea of claiming her soulmate and continuing your adventures together. Hopefully adding some little babies to the family as soon as reasonable.

She is sweet, sincere, and *simple*.

https://www.instagram.com/p/1BtR2iEOFI/?igshid=ahn6fcfnjj77

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288996)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289056)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: sadistic drab chad

wtf shouldn't these have to involve some kind of dilemma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291160)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: tan rough-skinned stage

he landed on the big winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291197)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM
Author: stirring station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288761)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She is a professional rock climbing guide, specializing in off-width crack climbing. She is well known in the climbing world and does well for this profession—but that basically means that the trailer she lives in is furnished and only has one roommate. She is scores very high along all of the dimensions you value from a potential wife. She wants to raise a passel of outdoorsy babies with you.

BUT! Now that we can all work remotely she wants you to relocate from NY to Moab.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbAhYSElWAG/?igshid=1kvj7pics8811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288843)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: trip theatre cuckoldry

#climbingworldwide #climbing_is_my_passion #climbingphotography #climbing_photos_of_instagram #climbinginspiration #climbing #climbinglovers #climbinggirls #climbing_is_my_life #climbing_worldwide #climbingrocks #climbingnation #climbinglife #outdoorclimbing #crackclimbing #tradclimbing #climbingpicturesofinstagram #iloveclimbing #climbing_pictures_of_instagram #climbingpics #rockclimbing #rockclimbinglife #climbon #liveclimbrepeat #climbingisbliss #climbingnation #climbingday #doyouclimb #rockclimber #climberlife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288854)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

Spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288869)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Revising hypo to be that you are an early 40s widower with no children.

She is a huge triathlete who (despite the source material required for this game to work) has zero social media presence. Seems mentally sound, though incredibly driven, yet is still very sensual and good in bed. She’s not sure that she wants kids.

Updated with new link:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BogMsjKASPE/?igshid=1f58yu63jc6nj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288940)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

"Sorry, this page isn't available.

The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed. Go back to Instagram."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289745)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

"She ... has zero social media presence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289753)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

I assume someone else posted her pic? Either way, there's supposed to be a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289786)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: drunken ruddy marketing idea native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289763)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Dunno what happened there. Updated with a new picture from the same oeuvre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290921)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

Not hot enough. Spin. Can I just go back to the motherland and purchase one like I did last time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290943)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

This arrives in the mail. Surprise! The agency was running a buy one, get one special. They are immediately taken with the grandeur of the carport and take awkward sexy shots with it. Within a week you are alternating nights between both bedrooms in your condo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmDR4tkgMTO/?igshid=17lyujur6xq1y

Within 6 months both bedrooms are nearly dead and you’re pretty sure you hear them conspiring sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291017)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

Too old. Fuck this, I'm just taking the 20yo below. Good day, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291026)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

::firm handshake:: Good luck to you both, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291055)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:46 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

*begins conspiring to make her compliance officer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291062)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:57 PM
Author: buff medicated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288769)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She plays video games on Twitch for a living, but does reasonably well because she wears skimpy clothing. While prepossessing, she is smarter and far more down-to-earth than is shown in her public persona. But she will have to continue playing this character indefinitely. She has alluded to some mental health issues but is fuck-all amazing in bed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_aqon5j6iB/?igshid=4eoz5vzajrbj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288859)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal resort

This is a “fuck” girl not a “marry” girl and depending on the eventual reveal of mental health issues may downgrade to a “kill.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289850)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Former lawyer turned fitness instructor. She was a founding instructor at Peloton and negotiated for an equity grant that paid off handsomely. She’s now solidly upper-middle class or better even by MFH’s insane standards. She grew up on Martha’s Vineyard where mom runs a cafe and dad does small engine maintenance. She’s an avid gardener.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_5A1K0pZIX/?igshid=6dx1mp4nlg4o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290945)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: buff medicated toilet seat

Seems ok despite clear signs of aging. Would wife knowing she wouldn't get fat, ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291091)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:01 AM
Author: ocher hall

Have you heard this chick's voice? Kids love her YouTube nonsense and it makes me want to shove steak knives in my ears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291439)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

For purposes of the hypo her grating voice is part of her schtick. She only uses it when on camera, but you will occasionally hear it as her office isn’t well sound insulated. In private life she speaks with normal Millennial vocal fry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291459)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: Primrose Slimy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289852)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

20 year old soon-to-be Towson grad who is in your city for an internship. Average intelligence but lazy and clearly doesn’t want to work in the corporate world. Feminine and fun, but an extreme introvert who has few friends but is very close to her family.

Is an aspiring YouTube star and, ,while that’s clearly not going anywhere, it does provide her with the meager funds required to make a college student feel rich.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0jl_BsHTqA/?igshid=e429z7ke26xw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290992)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

I kind of dig this one. Wouldn't wife (especially without a pre-nup) but she's hot and introverted. Maybe I could fashion a COMPLIANCE OFFICER out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291010)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:11 PM
Author: Primrose Slimy Parlour

Wife but no assets in her name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292428)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: pungent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290970)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Super artsy, but flirts with Gothy, chick. Recorded a couple of good albums in her late teens/early twenties and did well from a major record label deal and several small venue tours. Bought a wooded homestead in the UK and lives frugally off of the royalties and income from her new, but less successful, projects. Emotionally volatile, but not clinically mentally ill, and so of course fantastic in bed. Wants to add a soulmate and some babies to the homestead and homeschool them. The kids will have outlandish names.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5L-U6Xg3vy/?igshid=1om891a5ng3h7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291076)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: pungent preventive strike

hmmm. spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291114)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

24 yo unmotivated paralegal at your law firm who is clearly just fishing for a husband.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlzPBPoje-H/?igshid=oin0puq41lnk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291131)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

180 dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291139)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

better hope your daughters don't inherit that jawline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292926)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:20 AM
Author: Swollen Gas Station Nibblets

LJL at you passing up a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to start the greatest Cure cover band touring pubs in the English Midlands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291228)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:04 AM
Author: pungent preventive strike

agreed. can i take the first chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291453)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

::spins the wheel::

She responds to your apology texts and agrees to try things again. In the wake of your breakup, however, she adopted three bichon puppies to complement her four cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291469)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

I just want to take a moment to thank you for your service ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292457)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

For more fun I’m going to provide updates on Friday with where these couples ended up 15-20 years in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292466)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: stirring station windowlicker

Yes please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292483)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291081)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Haitian national who refuses to return home and so has been sailing around the world since finishing an engineering degree in the U.S. Super competent and strong, but quiet about it and maintains a bubbly feminine personality. Wants to open a boat yard/marina somewhere in the Northeast and then sail in the Caribbean during the winter months.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPYfHCVBpmE/?igshid=zcxy6jcxp9ru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291126)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond

spin again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291178)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: sadistic drab chad

(racist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291182)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Second generation Indian who modeled in college. Even appeared in the SI Swimsuit Issue (which was huge news and makes her well-known in the Indian community). Now she’s finishing a radiology residency. Wants a successful husband and three kids. Her family lives on the opposite coast but will come for one multi-week visit a year and stay in your house.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ReJbk/?igshid=l0ycgrhlf1z0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291441)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond

if it's between option #1, this, or killself i guess id go with her. hopefully she's okay with making several times what i make in this marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291508)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She does not care about your earnings so long as your career presents as passably successful in her middle class Indian circles.

But if you really want to spin again on a swimsuit model doctor from a good family, be my guest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291594)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

She’s a mid-20s, Greek-born, U.S. educated, daughter of a senior executive for the Maersk shipping conglomerate. She’s travelled most of the world, most recently in her (several) gap-year job as a super yacht stewardess.

She’s tired of living in a cramped cabin and toting fruity beverages to inebriated German tourists and wants to settle down with a nice man in a place overlooking the sea. She also expects that you’ll have a nice sail boat so that you can spend weekend and long holidays out on the water. These are, however, her only major material demands. She’s otherwise a sweet and simple girl. She will never earn much of an income but will likely receive family help and inherit enough money to help keep your family among the working-class rich.

She is vanilla, but otherwise very good in bed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvrF8vwnUHR/?igshid=3zbeag3pdpil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292535)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:11 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

unnnngghhhh

is she willing to put in the effort to not be vanilla in bed even if it doesn't specifically turn her on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292939)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

So long as she’s not tired and you make an appropriate contribution to her pleasure during foreplay, then she’s generally down to do whatever you ask. But you will always have to ask. She will never do anything dirty spontaneously.

Blowjobs do not count as dirty for these purposes and you generally receive an enthusiastic one every few weeks out of the blue. She is good at eye contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292964)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

ljl blowjobs come on man

will she eat my ass while we're both dressed up as sailor moon characters or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292977)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Yes, but with transparent disinterest and, if the requests are too weird, vocal exasperation. Her tolerance for perversion will be 1:1 correlated with your financial indulgence of her sailing hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293164)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:51 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

hmmm seems more cost-effective and satisfying to outsource the depraved sex acts then

will she at least enthusiastically accept being handcuffed and analed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293182)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

::spins the wheel::

She goes crying to her father and a group of Lebanese deck workers kidnap you from your sailboat and load you onto a Maersk freighter. Your ears are cut off and you're tossed into shark infested waters several miles off of Cape Horn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293432)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:47 PM
Author: brass well-lubricated school cafeteria generalized bond

"(several) gap-year job as a super yacht stewardess"

no red flags there, sounds like wife material!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293163)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

A nice 200’ charter boat in the med, not some sheik’ s floating pleasure commode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293169)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: stubborn trailer park gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292575)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

For purposes of this hypo you are 24 years old and about to graduate law school at UVA.

She is a bicycle racimg senior at UVA. She's accepted into a veterinary medicine program at NC State, so you would spend the next three to four years living apart. However, she is head over heels and wants you to put a ring on it before starting long distance. You met organically two years ago when her sorority crashed Bar Review. You were her second boyfriend and her sexual appetites have evolved to match your own.

If you instead dump her, you will be loosed upon the MFH Tinder scene as a freshly minted models and bottles BigLolyer. For purposes of this hypo, you are full of youthful hope and exuberance and do not yet fully appreciate your situation. Answer honestly from this POV.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1MPCsklZEK/?igshid=oqm11woilxs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292633)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

will she find out if he goes cheatmo adventuring? if so, will it kill the relationship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292984)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

Double yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293139)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:51 PM
Author: arousing tantric step-uncle's house

will she cheat while at NC State?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293187)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate

This, of course, unknowable. But throughout your relationship she has proven to be a trustworthy and heroic girl. You do not believe that she would ever cheat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293274)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: trip theatre cuckoldry

These girls are too hot, these are more interesting when it's more realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292982)



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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293406)