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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:11 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Simple rules: I post a girl and give a short description. You choose to wife her up or to go back to Tinder and spin again. For purpose of the game I will provide only one spin but you can opt to keep on spinning (or to kill self) if you so desire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288534) |
Date: May 27th, 2020 8:13 PM Author: Sexy Disgusting Menage Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288542) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:22 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit You are an early thirties BigLolyer living in MFH. She is a travel shrew who has invited you to move onto her 48 ft catamaran and go sailing the world. However! She is a YouTube / social media influencer and will require you to support and participate in documenting your entire lives. But this comfortably supports your existence. She has a generally enjoyable personality but also has “strong and competent” undertones to her femininity.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jRzrOA8ZP/?igshid=y121h8pgzp67 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:23 PM Author: Sexy Disgusting Menage Persian 180, would take this and live comfortably by making YouTube videos instead of law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288584) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:25 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Wise choice, friend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288589) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: Spruce multi-colored chapel its a 45 footer stuck in tonga on land and she is currently stuck in fiji with husband in an airbnb.
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Don’t fight the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288722) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:43 PM Author: slimy mischievous roommate Tough one. Spin again, i'm not interested in being a woman's helper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288658) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit 28 year old widow whose husband, an actuary, perished in a terrible incident involving rolling file cabinets.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAqhEDWprIA/?igshid=b4q9e29oayxa |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM Author: 180 Senate spin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288754) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:54 AM Author: slimy mischievous roommate Wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291392) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:51 PM Author: floppy garrison Spin. Don’t find her attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288721) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:54 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit While at a sailing event with the girl above you meet the following girl—an Italian national who comes from great wealth. She has a bubbling personality, is emotionally stable, and evident feminine and maternal instincts. You have no clue why she’s into you, but she seems to be head over heels.
She is, however, mediocre, if mostly accommodating, in bed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6zzM5AoUPd/?igshid=1fzb01ss3vr20 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM Author: 180 Senate see where this goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288762) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:24 AM Author: Soul-stirring dull new version Mediocre but regular sex is a top 1% outcome in a marriage. This one is a snap call all in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289830) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:32 AM Author: heady institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290993) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:56 AM Author: slimy mischievous roommate Wife. I'll take accommodating in bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291409) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:52 PM Author: Soul-stirring dull new version Sad that you and I, sloppy huge tit fiends that we are, will both sign up to fuck this stickgirl 3 times a week bc our shitty, big titted wives have disappointed us both so thoroughly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293190) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:36 PM Author: hilarious karate why cant you re-spin indefinitely? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288625) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:38 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Fine, I edited. More representative of real life I suppose. But I won’t be finding new content beyond one spin.
Do you wanna go? |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: hilarious karate yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288647) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:45 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit You are whoever you are. She is a mid-twenties French national training to compete in sailing in the Olympics. She is fiercely competitive and has a real chance to medal, but is looking forward to retiring from competition to become a SAHM in ~6 years. Sweet personality but middling intelligence.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAnze_JAvWl/?igshid=i6xyilei8xw8 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:54 PM Author: hilarious karate re-spin.
way too tall, and not jewish |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:00 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Early 30s Jewish chick who is an exercise fanatic and, of course, far too into her social media presence. She fancies herself the CEO of her own lifestyle brand, but really she is a Peloton instructor who posts lots of inspirational crap. You will not be expected, or really allowed, to appear in her social media. She is bipolar and has some anxiety issues, both of which have been under control without medication for some years. She is outlandishly talented in bed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brs2PJ3Aodh/?igshid=oayrgxtretzy |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:03 PM Author: hilarious karate re-spin. i hate social media girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288792) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:22 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Just for you brother I’m going to give a second spin.
She just mustered out of the IDF where she saw combat during a convoy ambush. She killed three terrorists and, as a result, remains a bit of a gun nut even though she’s moved to the US for work. She is strong (not domineering) but feminine; also mean as a snake if you cross her.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_3V74ujp61/?igshid=1sivypdhjbvj1 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:32 PM Author: hilarious karate wife ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288944) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:03 AM Author: slimy mischievous roommate wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-h7XbODBjp/
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:03 AM Author: slimy mischievous roommate spin. she's busted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291448) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:57 AM Author: slimy mischievous roommate spin. not much here in terms of wife material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291413) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:53 PM Author: cocky big office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288734) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:07 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit She is a semi-professional, but very talented, rock climber. She travels a lot and has no present interest in settling down or raising kids. She is loyal, funny, smart, and stable. You know, without question, she would make an excellent best friend. She is very good, but not terrible experienced, in bed. She comes from a good family, but is living at the edge of her means.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0qGBGjcR6/?igshid=di92k0nja915 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:18 PM Author: hilarious karate PAGING jim_kelly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288866) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:28 PM Author: cocky big office if this were asya grechka i would wife up in a second. but in this case i'm spinning again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288919) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit She is a 23 yo Australian recently arrived in your big city. She just finished uni and traveled to America to get out of her tiny hometown in western OZ, see a bit of the world and have some adventures. She has been paying her way by busking and is just scraping by in bohemian poverty. Her family lives in caravans back home.
She’s enthralled by the idea of claiming her soulmate and continuing your adventures together. Hopefully adding some little babies to the family as soon as reasonable.
She is sweet, sincere, and *simple*.
https://www.instagram.com/p/1BtR2iEOFI/?igshid=ahn6fcfnjj77 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:55 PM Author: cocky big office wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289056) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:07 AM Author: histrionic angry boiling water station wtf shouldn't these have to involve some kind of dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291160) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:15 AM Author: nighttime nursing home pistol he landed on the big winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291197) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:56 PM Author: gay puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288761) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:13 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit She is a professional rock climbing guide, specializing in off-width crack climbing. She is well known in the climbing world and does well for this profession—but that basically means that the trailer she lives in is furnished and only has one roommate. She is scores very high along all of the dimensions you value from a potential wife. She wants to raise a passel of outdoorsy babies with you.
BUT! Now that we can all work remotely she wants you to relocate from NY to Moab.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbAhYSElWAG/?igshid=1kvj7pics8811 |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:16 PM Author: Talented roast beef #climbingworldwide #climbing_is_my_passion #climbingphotography #climbing_photos_of_instagram #climbinginspiration #climbing #climbinglovers #climbinggirls #climbing_is_my_life #climbing_worldwide #climbingrocks #climbingnation #climbinglife #outdoorclimbing #crackclimbing #tradclimbing #climbingpicturesofinstagram #iloveclimbing #climbing_pictures_of_instagram #climbingpics #rockclimbing #rockclimbinglife #climbon #liveclimbrepeat #climbingisbliss #climbingnation #climbingday #doyouclimb #rockclimber #climberlife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288854) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:19 PM Author: gay puppy Spin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288869) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:31 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Revising hypo to be that you are an early 40s widower with no children.
She is a huge triathlete who (despite the source material required for this game to work) has zero social media presence. Seems mentally sound, though incredibly driven, yet is still very sensual and good in bed. She’s not sure that she wants kids.
Updated with new link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BogMsjKASPE/?igshid=1f58yu63jc6nj |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:12 AM Author: gay puppy "Sorry, this page isn't available. The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed. Go back to Instagram." |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:13 AM Author: cocky big office "She ... has zero social media presence." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289753) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:18 AM Author: gay puppy I assume someone else posted her pic? Either way, there's supposed to be a pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289786) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:15 AM Author: hilarious karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289763) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:13 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit Dunno what happened there. Updated with a new picture from the same oeuvre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290921) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: gay puppy Not hot enough. Spin. Can I just go back to the motherland and purchase one like I did last time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290943) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:37 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit This arrives in the mail. Surprise! The agency was running a buy one, get one special. They are immediately taken with the grandeur of the carport and take awkward sexy shots with it. Within a week you are alternating nights between both bedrooms in your condo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmDR4tkgMTO/?igshid=17lyujur6xq1y
Within 6 months both bedrooms are nearly dead and you’re pretty sure you hear them conspiring sometimes. |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:39 AM Author: gay puppy Too old. Fuck this, I'm just taking the 20yo below. Good day, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291026) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:44 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit ::firm handshake:: Good luck to you both, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291055) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:46 AM Author: gay puppy *begins conspiring to make her compliance officer* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291062) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: 180 Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40288769) |
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Date: May 27th, 2020 9:17 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit She plays video games on Twitch for a living, but does reasonably well because she wears skimpy clothing. While prepossessing, she is smarter and far more down-to-earth than is shown in her public persona. But she will have to continue playing this character indefinitely. She has alluded to some mental health issues but is fuck-all amazing in bed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_aqon5j6iB/?igshid=4eoz5vzajrbj |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:27 AM Author: Soul-stirring dull new version This is a “fuck” girl not a “marry” girl and depending on the eventual reveal of mental health issues may downgrade to a “kill.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289850) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit Former lawyer turned fitness instructor. She was a founding instructor at Peloton and negotiated for an equity grant that paid off handsomely. She’s now solidly upper-middle class or better even by MFH’s insane standards. She grew up on Martha’s Vineyard where mom runs a cafe and dad does small engine maintenance. She’s an avid gardener.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_5A1K0pZIX/?igshid=6dx1mp4nlg4o |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:52 AM Author: 180 Senate Seems ok despite clear signs of aging. Would wife knowing she wouldn't get fat, ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291091) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:01 AM Author: olive excitant cruise ship hunting ground Have you heard this chick's voice? Kids love her YouTube nonsense and it makes me want to shove steak knives in my ears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291439) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:04 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit For purposes of the hypo her grating voice is part of her schtick. She only uses it when on camera, but you will occasionally hear it as her office isn’t well sound insulated. In private life she speaks with normal Millennial vocal fry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291459) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 12:28 AM Author: Vermilion alcoholic principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40289852) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:32 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit 20 year old soon-to-be Towson grad who is in your city for an internship. Average intelligence but lazy and clearly doesn’t want to work in the corporate world. Feminine and fun, but an extreme introvert who has few friends but is very close to her family.
Is an aspiring YouTube star and, ,while that’s clearly not going anywhere, it does provide her with the meager funds required to make a college student feel rich.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0jl_BsHTqA/?igshid=e429z7ke26xw |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:35 AM Author: gay puppy I kind of dig this one. Wouldn't wife (especially without a pre-nup) but she's hot and introverted. Maybe I could fashion a COMPLIANCE OFFICER out of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291010) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:11 PM Author: Vermilion alcoholic principal's office Wife but no assets in her name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292428) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:28 AM Author: cerebral plaza private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40290970) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:49 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit Super artsy, but flirts with Gothy, chick. Recorded a couple of good albums in her late teens/early twenties and did well from a major record label deal and several small venue tours. Bought a wooded homestead in the UK and lives frugally off of the royalties and income from her new, but less successful, projects. Emotionally volatile, but not clinically mentally ill, and so of course fantastic in bed. Wants to add a soulmate and some babies to the homestead and homeschool them. The kids will have outlandish names.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5L-U6Xg3vy/?igshid=1om891a5ng3h7 |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:57 AM Author: cerebral plaza private investor hmmm. spin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291114) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:01 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit 24 yo unmotivated paralegal at your law firm who is clearly just fishing for a husband.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlzPBPoje-H/?igshid=oin0puq41lnk |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:02 AM Author: gay puppy 180 dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291139) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:08 PM Author: cocky big office better hope your daughters don't inherit that jawline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292926) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:20 AM Author: Sexy Disgusting Menage Persian LJL at you passing up a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to start the greatest Cure cover band touring pubs in the English Midlands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291228) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:04 AM Author: cerebral plaza private investor agreed. can i take the first chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291453) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:07 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit ::spins the wheel::
She responds to your apology texts and agrees to try things again. In the wake of your breakup, however, she adopted three bichon puppies to complement her four cats. |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:19 PM Author: gay puppy I just want to take a moment to thank you for your service ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292457) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit For more fun I’m going to provide updates on Friday with where these couples ended up 15-20 years in the future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292466) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:24 PM Author: gay puppy Yes please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292483) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:50 AM Author: Wonderful sable pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291081) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 9:59 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit Haitian national who refuses to return home and so has been sailing around the world since finishing an engineering degree in the U.S. Super competent and strong, but quiet about it and maintains a bubbly feminine personality. Wants to open a boat yard/marina somewhere in the Northeast and then sail in the Caribbean during the winter months.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPYfHCVBpmE/?igshid=zcxy6jcxp9ru |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:10 AM Author: Wonderful sable pisswyrm spin again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291178) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 10:11 AM Author: histrionic angry boiling water station (racist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291182) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:02 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit Second generation Indian who modeled in college. Even appeared in the SI Swimsuit Issue (which was huge news and makes her well-known in the Indian community). Now she’s finishing a radiology residency. Wants a successful husband and three kids. Her family lives on the opposite coast but will come for one multi-week visit a year and stay in your house.
https://www.instagram.com/p/ReJbk/?igshid=l0ycgrhlf1z0 |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:13 AM Author: Wonderful sable pisswyrm if it's between option #1, this, or killself i guess id go with her. hopefully she's okay with making several times what i make in this marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40291508) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 11:28 AM Author: bistre sadistic pit She does not care about your earnings so long as your career presents as passably successful in her middle class Indian circles.
But if you really want to spin again on a swimsuit model doctor from a good family, be my guest! |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit She’s a mid-20s, Greek-born, U.S. educated, daughter of a senior executive for the Maersk shipping conglomerate. She’s travelled most of the world, most recently in her (several) gap-year job as a super yacht stewardess.
She’s tired of living in a cramped cabin and toting fruity beverages to inebriated German tourists and wants to settle down with a nice man in a place overlooking the sea. She also expects that you’ll have a nice sail boat so that you can spend weekend and long holidays out on the water. These are, however, her only major material demands. She’s otherwise a sweet and simple girl. She will never earn much of an income but will likely receive family help and inherit enough money to help keep your family among the working-class rich.
She is vanilla, but otherwise very good in bed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvrF8vwnUHR/?igshid=3zbeag3pdpil |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:11 PM Author: cocky big office unnnngghhhh
is she willing to put in the effort to not be vanilla in bed even if it doesn't specifically turn her on? |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:15 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit So long as she’s not tired and you make an appropriate contribution to her pleasure during foreplay, then she’s generally down to do whatever you ask. But you will always have to ask. She will never do anything dirty spontaneously.
Blowjobs do not count as dirty for these purposes and you generally receive an enthusiastic one every few weeks out of the blue. She is good at eye contact. |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:17 PM Author: cocky big office ljl blowjobs come on man
will she eat my ass while we're both dressed up as sailor moon characters or what |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:47 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Yes, but with transparent disinterest and, if the requests are too weird, vocal exasperation. Her tolerance for perversion will be 1:1 correlated with your financial indulgence of her sailing hobby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293164) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:51 PM Author: cocky big office hmmm seems more cost-effective and satisfying to outsource the depraved sex acts then
will she at least enthusiastically accept being handcuffed and analed? |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:58 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit ::spins the wheel::
She goes crying to her father and a group of Lebanese deck workers kidnap you from your sailboat and load you onto a Maersk freighter. Your ears are cut off and you're tossed into shark infested waters several miles off of Cape Horn. |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:47 PM Author: Wonderful sable pisswyrm "(several) gap-year job as a super yacht stewardess"
no red flags there, sounds like wife material! |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:48 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit A nice 200’ charter boat in the med, not some sheik’ s floating pleasure commode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293169) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:45 PM Author: Passionate Address Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292575) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 2:59 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit For purposes of this hypo you are 24 years old and about to graduate law school at UVA.
She is a bicycle racimg senior at UVA. She's accepted into a veterinary medicine program at NC State, so you would spend the next three to four years living apart. However, she is head over heels and wants you to put a ring on it before starting long distance. You met organically two years ago when her sorority crashed Bar Review. You were her second boyfriend and her sexual appetites have evolved to match your own.
If you instead dump her, you will be loosed upon the MFH Tinder scene as a freshly minted models and bottles BigLolyer. For purposes of this hypo, you are full of youthful hope and exuberance and do not yet fully appreciate your situation. Answer honestly from this POV.
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:18 PM Author: cocky big office will she find out if he goes cheatmo adventuring? if so, will it kill the relationship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292984) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:44 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit Double yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293139) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:51 PM Author: cocky big office will she cheat while at NC State? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293187) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit This, of course, unknowable. But throughout your relationship she has proven to be a trustworthy and heroic girl. You do not believe that she would ever cheat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293274) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 4:17 PM Author: Talented roast beef These girls are too hot, these are more interesting when it's more realistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40292982) |
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Date: May 28th, 2020 5:49 PM Author: bistre sadistic pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4543517&forum_id=2#40293406) |