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so rach & i are "just friends" now
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:52 AM Author: hot indian lodge and this time HE initiated it. whatever i hope he enjoys the rest of his life ALONE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052276) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: Twisted Doobsian Gunner Death Wish Seriously BEL, you're somethin' else girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052294) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: electric kitty cat crackhouse HA-HA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052302) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:54 AM Author: Flesh forum :-/
"this time" makes it sound like this has happened before, so i'll consider this a possibly-temporary thing... IMO, a break is always a good way of finding out what direction to take.
hope things work out, however this turns out! |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:56 AM Author: hot indian lodge nah, i've always been the one to say "let's take a break" or "let's just be friends" but today HE said it (for the first time ever) which offends me and makes me not want to get back with him ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052341) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:57 AM Author: Flesh forum well, either you'll realize you miss and need each other, or you'll realize that the relationship has run its course. a good thing either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052361) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:58 AM Author: Vermilion Cracking Kitty French Chef u really do have the mind and emotions of a child huh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052370) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:07 AM Author: Hairless Fluffy Stag Film so you like to use the possibility of a break up as some sort of dating tactic or toy? Then you get upset when he tires of it and does it for real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052508) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:11 AM Author: hot indian lodge yeah that's not why he broke up with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052575) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:34 PM Author: Amethyst Maniacal Step-uncle's House how do you like a taste of your own medicine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13058778) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:28 AM Author: Gold Locus Cuckold Jesus you're a cunt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052825) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:04 AM Author: arousing casino Does that mean he taking away your mod powers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053280) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:04 AM Author: hot indian lodge no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053285) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:05 AM Author: arousing casino Fuck both of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053309) |
Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: lake filthy keepsake machete did you guys ever consummate the relationship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052287) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: electric kitty cat crackhouse no, so it doesn't even count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052297) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: hot indian lodge no, & i'm glad i didn't give it up to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052299) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:54 AM Author: Vermilion Cracking Kitty French Chef wow. shitty thing to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052310) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:54 AM Author: lake filthy keepsake machete protip: stop dating beta faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052314) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:54 AM Author: puce bearded station clown he presented it as though you offered and he declined for your sake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052316) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:57 AM Author: hot indian lodge LOL right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052354) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:58 AM Author: lake filthy keepsake machete stop frontin'. you were ready for him to fuck you a long time ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052374) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:00 AM Author: spectacular tanning salon She posted a lot about how horny she was and how she wanted a cock in her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052396) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:06 AM Author: puce bearded station clown she can't erase those chapters from the story of the relationship she wrote at length on this very board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052491) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 8:13 PM Author: Well-lubricated infuriating cruise ship telephone she's a fucking tease, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13059088) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:54 AM Author: spectacular tanning salon Are you looking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052312) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:06 AM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake u nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054803) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:55 AM Author: Charismatic magenta mediation *talks shit* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052326) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:55 AM Author: bateful adulterous indirect expression hospital psuper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052333) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:56 AM Author: insanely creepy violet theater stage filthpig wanna get together? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052342) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:58 AM Author: hot indian lodge and what's more is that he did this a day after his birthday. i guess he sees this as a year to start from scratch. oh & i also took a bus to PA to be with him on his birthday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052378) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:00 AM Author: copper private investor A bus! But what about all the proles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052393) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:01 AM Author: hot indian lodge exactly! i had to ride in a bus FULL OF PROLES just for him and then he dumps me the next day! wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052415) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:02 AM Author: copper private investor I'd offer to console you but apparently you've sworn of xoxo guys. Because we're all the same.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052430) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:04 AM Author: hot indian lodge how do i find a new boyfriend? :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052463) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:07 AM Author: spectacular tanning salon List your top 5 most important boyfriend traits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052502) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:10 AM Author: hot indian lodge 1. oh god he MUST be a leftist. a libertarian socialist to be exact. i couldn't be with someone who didn't see the world the same way as me.
2. umm the usual - really intelligent, articulate, and witty
3. HOT
4. must always be there for me to listen to my problems. must hang out with me on the weekends.
5. oh & this is the most important one - he needs to be patient with me. bc i can be a brat.
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:11 AM Author: appetizing clear rigor parlor Good fucking luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052570) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:11 AM Author: lake filthy keepsake machete LMFAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052574) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:12 AM Author: Flesh forum I want to dislike you, but you're either extremely self-aware and honest or you're effective flame -- most likely all of the above -- and those are respectable traits! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052592) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:15 AM Author: hot indian lodge i find myself wanting to dislike you too.
& i'm a combination of all. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:23 AM Author: Flesh forum I mean, I decided I liked you a few days ago (after the advice thing). Not sure where you stand; I just assumed we were cool.
Anyways, I wish the best for you, out of XO female solidarity at the least! |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:19 AM Author: puce bearded station clown rach is more right than left lib, though, right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052698) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:20 AM Author: hot indian lodge i converted him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052710) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:21 AM Author: puce bearded station clown is he actually left-lib now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052728) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:40 AM Author: hot indian lodge yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053022) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:07 AM Author: copper private investor Requirements? Do you wear the whole muslim costume in public? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052509) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:11 AM Author: hot indian lodge lol not my type. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052580) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:13 AM Author: copper private investor I'm not?
I'll have you know I'm a leftist libertarian socialist who is hot and witty and my hobbies include listening to bratty women -- because what could be more important? |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:14 AM Author: hot indian lodge oh i meant muslims are not my type, typically. at least not religious ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052626) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:17 AM Author: copper private investor I was wondering if you were a veil or anything. That would make it significantly harder to get a bf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052670) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:19 AM Author: hot indian lodge wtf. i definitely don't wear it! i take it you haven't seen my pix??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052705) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:21 AM Author: copper private investor I've only seen one and I didn't know if you wore it in public. I assumed that was the equivalent of you posting a naked pic online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052723) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:39 AM Author: hot indian lodge wtf dude. no. just no. i'm appalled you would think of me as some oppressed religious woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052996) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:40 AM Author: electric kitty cat crackhouse tbf, many of your brethren are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053012) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:42 AM Author: copper private investor I thought that's why you and rach never banged? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053049) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:43 AM Author: hot indian lodge no. we never banged bc he liked keeping me as his "virgin princess" and didn't want to "hurt" or "taint" me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053060) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:52 AM Author: copper private investor If you want a bf advertise on cl as a virgin princess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053165) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:53 AM Author: hot indian lodge lol why the hell would go online much less cl to look for a bf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053177) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:56 AM Author: copper private investor I dunno, why would you air all your relationships dirty laundry on the internet?
Haha just saying. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:59 AM Author: hot indian lodge bc i'm an attention whore, duh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053235) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:04 AM Author: copper private investor You should get a bf who will call you at out on it so you get to be a better person -- not the other direction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053289) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:59 AM Author: haunting wine state 180180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053241) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:00 AM Author: hot indian lodge get a hold of yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053247) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:03 AM Author: Milky address lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053276) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:19 AM Author: big territorial mental disorder LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054882) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:09 AM Author: Geriatric Learning Disabled Nibblets Trailer Park Go to your nearest computer lab for single Asian men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052536) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:00 AM Author: twinkling travel guidebook you wouldn't fuck him
why would he date you |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:59 AM Author: Aqua Galvanic Ape International Law Enforcement Agency you should have sex with five mechanical lions and eduardo especial just to get back at him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052390) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:00 AM Author: hot indian lodge i think i've learned my lesson with regard to dating xo posters. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052397) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:08 AM Author: insanely creepy violet theater stage filthpig yes but i am especial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052520) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:14 AM Author: Aqua Galvanic Ape International Law Enforcement Agency and we know rach has learned it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052623) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:02 AM Author: spectacular tanning salon no thanks. i was just asking for curiosity's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052426) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:15 AM Author: Charismatic magenta mediation *eats a cheeseburger* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052636) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:18 AM Author: Charismatic magenta mediation *notices belt is starting to tighten. pretends not to care.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13052675) |
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Everyone, stop commenting. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:15 AM Author: hot indian lodge it's annoying how you always comment on BEL threads and they're always dull, unfunny comments too. just GTFO your posts are not needed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053427) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:45 AM Author: Exciting temple love of her life I like skinny girls, but I dont think it would work out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13053100) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:05 AM Author: Exciting temple love of her life I could deal with most things, but probably not being so judgmental about everything. I could probably ignore everything else.
Also since I am never having sex again, even that wouldn't be a problem. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:21 AM Author: big territorial mental disorder OH NOES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054901) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:19 AM Author: Trip aggressive genital piercing stage ugh... so bratty and self-centered. at least you're self-aware. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054884) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:21 AM Author: cream rehab community account No, she's only partially self-aware, which is almost worse. If she were fully self-aware, she would either change or kill herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054899) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:23 AM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake So CR. Someone who thinks they are self aware but aren't are WAY worse than just someone who isn't aware at all.
She's less predictable and more volatile.
She's a loose cannon and a pyscho and I guarantee she is going to ruin this board.
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:20 AM Author: cream rehab community account Subject: This was foretold by the prophecy of BEL and the Condor After GTO was laid with his fathers, Rachmiel the Jew succeeded to his kingdom.
Whokebe was the king's favorite and was held in higher esteem than any of the friends of the king.
The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world had an idol called BEL, and every day they provided for it six barrels of fine cornflakes, forty porkchops shaped like Africa, and six cases of Vivi Smart Soda.
Rachmiel worshiped it and went every day to adore it; but Whokebe adored only his God.
When the king asked him, "Why do you not adore BEL?" Whokebe replied, "Because I worship not idols made with hands, but only the living God who made heaven and earth and has dominion over all mankind."
Then the king continued, "You do not think BEL is a living god? Do you not see how much she eats and drinks every day?"
Whokebe began to laugh. "Do not be deceived, O king," he said; "it is only fishy-smelling clay inside and a bronze outside; it has never taken any food or drink, and will never be more than a cocktease."
Enraged, the king called his mods and said to them, "Unless you tell me who it is that consumes these provisions, you shall die. But if you can show that BEL consumes them, Whokebe shall die for blaspheming BEL." Whokebe said to the king, "Let it be as you say!"
There were seventy mods of BEL, and Rowan besides. When the king went with Whokebe into the temple of BEL, the mods of BEL said, "See, we are going to leave. Do you, O king, set out the food and prepare the Vivi Smart Soda; then shut the door and seal it with your ring. If you do not find that BEL has eaten it all when you return in the morning, we are to die; otherwise Whokebe shall die for his lies against us."
They were not perturbed, because under the table they had made a secret entrance through which they always came in to consume the food, and they planned to bring Rowan and some bottles of nigger semen with them.
After they departed the king set the food before BEL, while Whokebe ordered his servants to bring some ashes, which they scattered through the whole temple; the king alone was present. Then they went outside, sealed the closed door with the king's jew-gold ring, and departed.
The mods entered that night as usual, with Rowan and the bottles of nigger semen, and they ate and drank everything.
Early the next morning, the king came with Whokebe.
"Are the seals unbroken, Whokebe?" he asked. And Whokebe answered, "They are as unbroken as BEL's hymen will always be to you, O king."
As soon as he had opened the door, the king looked at the table and cried aloud, "Great you are, O BEL; there is no trickery in you."
But Whokebe laughed and kept the king from entering. "Look at the floor," he said; "whose footprints are these?"
"I see the footprints of mods and Rowan! And drops of nigger semen!" said the king.
The angry king arrested the mods and Rowan. They showed him the secret door by which they used to enter to consume what was on the table.
He put them to death, and handed BEL over to Whokebe, who destroyed it and its temple.
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There was a great Condor which the poasters of xoxo worshiped.
"Look!" said the king to Whokebe, "you cannot deny that this is a living god, so adore it."
But Whokebe answered, "I adore the Lord, my God, for he is the living God. Give me permission, O king, and I will kill this Condor without sword or club."
"I give you permission," the king said.
Then Whokebe took some pitch, fat, and hair; these he boiled together and made into cakes. He put them into the mouth of the Condor, and when the Condor ate them, he burst asunder. "This," he said, "is what you worshiped."
When the poasters heard this, they were angry and turned against the king. "Remember that the king is a Jew," they said; "he has destroyed BEL, killed the Condor, and put the mods to death."
They went to the king and demanded: "Hand Whokebe over to us, or we will out and threaten your family seventy times more than SonicYouth."
When he saw himself threatened with outings, the king was forced to hand Whokebe over to them.
They threw Whokebe into the Garbage Board, where he remained six days.
In the Garbage Board were seven niggerthreads, and two porkchops shaped like Africa had been given to them daily. But now they were given nothing, so that they would devour Whokebe.
In Autoadmit there was a prophet, xboxdood; he had just come back from Taco Bell where he got a fucking large BAJA BLAST mountain dew, 6 chicken gorditas, 6 chicken chalupas, a fuckin spicy chicken crunchwrap supreme, chicken fiesta taco salad, one of those big fucking enchilada-burrito things, 4 crunchy taco supremes, 4 chicken ranchero soft tacos, a fuckin quesadilla, 99 cent nachos, a steak grilled stuffed burrito, and a few choco-tacos, and was going to eat about half of it while playing Xbox when a clerk of the Supreme Court told him, "Take the lunch you have to Whokebe in the Garbage Board at xoxo."
But xboxdood answered, "xoxo, sir, I have never seen, and I do not know the Garbage Board!"
The clerk of the Supreme Court seized him by the crown of his head and carried him by the hair; with the speed of the wind, he set him down in xoxo above the Garbage Board.
"Whokebe, Whokebe," cried xboxdood, "take the lunch God has sent you."
"You have remembered me, O God," said Whokebe; "you have not forsaken those who love you."
While Whokebe began to eat, the clerk of the Supreme Court at once brought xboxdood back to his Xbox.
On the seventh day the king came to mourn for Whokebe. As he came to the den and looked in, there was Whokebe, sitting there!
The king cried aloud, "You are great, O Lord, the God of Whokebe, and there is no other besides you!"
Whokebe he took out, but those who had tried to destroy him he threw into the Garbage Board, and they were devoured in a moment before his eyes.
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:36 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Orchestra Pit OK this deserved like a million 180s by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055792) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:00 PM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake The only thing it deserved was TLDR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13058563) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:27 PM Author: naked yarmulke candlestick maker I've seen this posted several times but have never read it because of the length. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13058746) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:23 PM Author: fragrant saffron sanctuary 1 Million 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13058728) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:33 PM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake Ok, I read the post and I award it exactly 1 million 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13058771) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:23 AM Author: insecure razzle-dazzle corner god damn BEL is awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13054917) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:41 AM Author: supple lay good for rach, i'm shocked that he's put up with you for as long as he has. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055043) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:46 AM Author: rose abode cosign.
Rach is way too good for her. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:57 AM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake not really. I say this as a huge BEL hater as well. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:58 AM Author: insecure razzle-dazzle corner everyone is too good for BEL, she is terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055146) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 12:03 PM Author: know-it-all wagecucks corn cake Actually I concede this. Carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055186) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 11:46 AM Author: insecure razzle-dazzle corner yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055071) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:37 PM Author: irradiated cowardly site not very FRIENDly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055802) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:39 PM Author: Mustard Painfully Honest Water Buffalo Mad-dog Skullcap Sand Nig + Jew = incompatible, who would have ever thought? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055834) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Adventurous Canary Tank *Pulls up in his 750Li among the seven other 750Li's escorting the KOR in his Maybach K.O.R.E.A. convoy*
*Right rear window rolls down*
*Sticks head outside window and yells all kinds of random shit*
*Window rolls up and the convoy continues to roll* |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Ivory misunderstood dilemma can I have a 8 ball of coke? there are some hot blondes at the club I want to pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055983) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:01 PM Author: chartreuse school gaping Does this mean BEL can get banned now please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055997) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:01 PM Author: Adventurous Canary Tank VIP Banned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13055999) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:02 PM Author: disrespectful flushed kitchen You guys have been together for over 3 years and never had sex. PSA: You guys were always just friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13056002) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:03 PM Author: insecure razzle-dazzle corner tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13056006) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:07 PM Author: Ivory misunderstood dilemma damn, I could never do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13056025) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 2:12 PM Author: disrespectful flushed kitchen It still doesn't make sense to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13056063) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 8:05 PM Author: sable foreskin ticket booth are you still going to poast? I was hoping you'd come shopping with me some day and help me pick out clothes :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13059023) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 8:12 PM Author: racy mewling resort sup bel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116974&forum_id=2#13059083) |