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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!
Taking qs obviously.
Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez. |
Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: mahogany hall background story the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas or Colorado will win it |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.
If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: mahogany hall background story Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855284) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855306) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: mahogany hall background story still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855344) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855345) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: mahogany hall background story He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855357) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855394) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: cordovan stirring stage internal respiration Flyers all the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855197) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855199) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: mahogany hall background story I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855252) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855295) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: mahogany hall background story it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855312) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855316) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: cordovan stirring stage internal respiration canada never wins the cup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855307) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855313) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: mahogany hall background story the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855330) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855342) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855359) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Uhhhhh false lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855396) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855400) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Low IQ shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855408) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM Author: mahogany hall background story Wild > Northstars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855392) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour What in the absolute fuck is going on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855398) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: mahogany hall background story 1:0 at 13:37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855427) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: mahogany hall background story just look closely at the Wild logo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855437) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855533) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Orange rehab foreskin Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs. Eichel >>>> mccrybaby |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.
McJesus is the truth |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855421) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Crimson thriller cruise ship I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855430) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.
McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855539) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855608) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855664) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.
No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: electric native Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856921) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Crimson thriller cruise ship Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855433) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour *Habs fans nod nervously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855515) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856146) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad Jew Hyman kicking the puck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856149) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour GOLAZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856157) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad McPussy has 1 shot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856185) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour gorgeous shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856197) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM Author: Orange rehab foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856329) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM Author: Orange rehab foreskin https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856332) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856339) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Crimson thriller cruise ship The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856795) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856800) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Crimson thriller cruise ship Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856841) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856956) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856846) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: exciting private investor locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856933) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856960) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM Author: exciting private investor locale lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856878) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856907) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.
Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa
Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour MTL-BOS will be a great series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857205) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Boston is losing tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857232) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM Author: lime out-of-control pit Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858959) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour Montreal is cooked too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858978) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Bolts B's VGK |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit ✅ ✅ ✅ |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858347) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour Beginner's luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858977) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM Author: electric native Get on the xo Sabres Wagon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859717) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859745) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859754) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870909) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit TONIGHT
CAR vs PHI -> Canes |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Cr
Canes won't choke until CF |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859766) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859794) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860230) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM Author: lime out-of-control pit ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860871) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Orange rehab foreskin I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860086) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Wtf why.
I love those guys. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Orange rehab foreskin Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860098) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860234) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860292) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862404) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Overrated Corner Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862696) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit ❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862835) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: Crimson thriller cruise ship Heh. Dobes. Heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863546) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit ✅ Crazy fucking game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863187) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour Hair fully blown back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863193) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.
VGK vs ANA -> Ducks |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM Author: adventurous lettuce police squad Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49865144) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!
I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Dobes is coming back down to earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870902) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870921) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Flyers are toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874056) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Naked passionate parlour By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874060) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: exciting private investor locale good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874622) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM Author: lime out-of-control pit Bye bye Philly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49877468) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM Author: Naked passionate parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49879563) |
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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: good poa, b.A.A.d views Fake win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49889360) |