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SEEKING UPDATE PART 2
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:33 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: We're so back brothers.
Went home for a few days but I'm back and married 25 yr old chick I met with last week is coming over now, grabbing a casual dinner and then coming back here. Wouldn't be surprised if she stays the night.
The married tattooed zoomer (the hot one with the zoomer tats) is feeling better and can't wait to meet up and wants to hang all winter. We've already agreed on all relevant terms.
And there's another one that i shared previously i think who was out of town last week and is back and wants to get together. Will post photos tmw. Virtually all of them wanting something casual but ongoing on a ppm basis and 2 are married and at least one im pretty sure has a husband with a cuck fantasy. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:38 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: This is the one from last night that I've seen once before and we're now doing sort of an ongoing thing.
This is the other married one with the zoomer tats.
And here is the third that I've been talking to for a few weeks but was out of town last week...
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:40 AM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Friend you need to give us new pics to keep the thread going. Recycled content will dry things up.
At a minimum turboslut text messages will do. Thnx. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: that's fair, however, the texts haven't really been over the top, it's pretty casual. She's just a super nympho when we meet up. I suspect in several weeks depending on what stage of her cycle she's in she may turn into a sex depraved lunatic at which point i expect the good stuff will come.
I'm hoping with these other two things will ramp up a bit more and am really looking forward to the other zoomer married chick whose husband seems to have some type of cuckold fantasy.
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Yeah she’s my favorite of the bunch you’ve posted, looks wise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581351) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) first one looks evil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581265) |
Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:26 PM Author: true stories Enjoy getting brutally murdered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48580143) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:30 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Looking forward to it friend. Should be a PEAK experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48580545) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:28 PM Author: slam dunk you're indonesian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48580147) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581018) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Original zoomer chick just left. I think she’s in love with me bros, she was begging me to cum inside her and telling me that she was my dirty little cumslut. Oh she was Mormon until like 2 years ago also.
She also forgot to take her money, didn’t look for it, didn’t grab it even though it was right in front of her face. I ran it out to her when I noticed and she said “I didn’t need that, your cum was enough.”
Another absurd experience. She blew me for a solid 30 mins then spent several mins cuddling stroking my dick and gleefully eating my precum. She said I was a precum machine and absolutely loved it. Never heard that one before.
Finally when the 2hr degeneracy fest was coming to a close I was pumping away full mast pushing her legs back and she said put my legs on your shoulders and shoot ur cum in me as deep as u can. She was gleefully shrieking.
I’m shocked the neighbors didn’t call the cops.
Then she fell asleep on me for a couple hrs before I got up to turn lights off and she took off.
Oh we ate ramen before that and she told me about growing up Mormon. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:33 AM Author: true stories dear penthouse,
you'll never believe what happened to me tonight |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:49 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Brother… my mind is equally blown that there are youthful cheery ex Mormon 25 yr olds who are gleefully willing to do the most depraved sex acts for the bargain basement sum of $400 but here we are.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences brother.
But I have no kids and a vasectomy so am planning on continuing with this path till my dick falls off. Perhaps at some I’ll seek Christ. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:49 AM Author: ...,....,,........ "my mind is equally blown that there are youthful cheery ex Mormon 25 yr olds who are gleefully willing to do the most depraved sex acts for the bargain basement sum of $400 but here we are. "
Brother, once you go down this road of depravity, you'll never come back. You'll just start to think of more things you can make them do for your carnal benefit. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:51 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: what's the problem here?
I also have a long history of sexual depravity. Previously its been with more organic FWB situations or nympho gfs, this is just a new variation that requires less time and seems to attract three pretty specific types.
Straight up Pros, stuck up fake looking chicks who probably aren't a lot of fun, and then some turbo nympho girl next door types that are just into the whole depraved fantasy of it all. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 10:02 AM Author: David Lynch's Mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48580957) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:52 AM Author: Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion precum machine tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48580937) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:59 AM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) lmao this is the type of bpd risk I referenced before.
180 brother. Keep your distance and don't fall in love. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Hard to get too attached when there’s 3 more lined up behind her.
She basically told me last night there’s times during her cycle when she’s just insatiably horny and she’s planning on calling me whenever that happens. I asked if anything was off limits. Response: just like piss and shit stuff I don’t think I’m into otherwise u can do whatever you want to me.
I think I said something along the lines of “perfect then I’ll just rape u next time u come over” and she responded “I love the sound of that” |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: government employee being deported I love the sound of rape in the morning tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581270) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581312) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Darnell what kind of depraved shit do you have lined up? does she eat your ass? or is that too close to shit stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581951) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:21 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: nothing like that, she gleefully sucks my balls and licks my taint but im also not really into her eating my ass. I've definitely eaten her ass and she was a huge fan so I'm suspecting she's also down to let me cum in her ass, just trying to work my way up to it.
So far it's mainly just been hours of fucking intermixed with her blowing me, deep throating, eating my precum and 69ing. Occasionally we take little breaks where we drink water or whatever and she plays with my dick till we both get horny again and start fucking.
Mainly you can just tell she's very very into it, she was telling me she was gonna squirt all over me but then lost her rythym and we had already been fucking for a few hours.
She def likes to be dominated and said i can do whatever i want to her and that's she's a dirty little cumslut. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) I think it’s clear that a lot of girls on SA want to experience the humiliation angle of being a hooker but don’t want to walk the streets and don’t even necessarily want the money
it’s the degradation (or confirmation of their worthlessness) that they are after |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: this is extremely accurate. It's the perfect way for women to convince themselves they aren't actually whores since we go out to dinner, shoot the shit and then she cuddles after sex.
But it allows them to act out all their most depraved fantasies.
I suspect a significant number are just turbo nymphos and have trouble with dudes in their own age group. Most just want to be dominated and treated like a member of the concubine. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581288) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: government employee being deported Cr
Women just want to be able to be a slut and enjoy sex without feeling guilty about it or being judged for it
Guys who get a lot of pussy are really good at enabling women to do this. That's what makes them "Chad," not being tall or having good looks or high status |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 12:22 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: to be fair brother, being 6'1" is also helpful. But yes it's truly just about encouraging their most depraved feelings and desires and they will forever sexually bond to you.
I still have exes (many of whom are married now) reach out occasionally to see if I'd still be interested in hooking up. All because I always encouraged, and happily participated in all their fantasies with no judgment.
I'm only moderately good looking and DO NOT have a full head of hair but in general im fairly active and take care of myself. Beyond that baseline, its all about the former stuff that makes these chicks fall in love with fucking me. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 12:28 PM Author: government employee being deported (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581475) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:19 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) yeah, being tall, having status, etc. obviously matters a great deal. but autists like karlstack proves that isn't everything. some of the biggest lotharios i've known are short scumbags. still, Height always matters! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582179) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:47 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo How do the conversations with your exes go? Hi, my hubby is out of town, want to fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582320) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:54 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: Generally ig dms or whatnot that start out innocuously like "hi how are you?" or "long time no talk", there will be some light formalities and then i'll usually make some joke like sitting her grinding away at work, would probably be better if you were sitting on me grinding away.
That's usually enough to get it started and then they propose meeting up when their husband is at work or going on a trip or whatever else. It's always kinda seemed like a lot of hassle particularly since i was also married so i never really went forward with it.
Once chick has had several boyfriends but is always talking about how she misses us. She was absolutely insane in the bed, we once fucked so many times in a couple days that she had to go to the ER because her pussy was so raw it was bleeding. BUT she will want more of a relationship and it's untenable while im still married. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Horus Lupercal *Satan cackling while OP's soul shrivels* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581273) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:49 AM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: For the time being i dont believe in satan or christ and im certainly not having kids so what the world comes to after i die I'm not particularly concerned with.
Until then I plan to cum inside as much young cunnis as possible like all great successful men have done since the beginning of time. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:55 AM How much are the girls charging PPM? You always hear insane escort prices in the media ($1000) but I'm not sure if that's like how whenever they talk about the law it's always biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581333) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: I have never paid any of them more than $400. I actually paid the chick $450 last night but it wasn't asked for and I don't think she even cares about the money anymore.
The standard going rate these days (ITE) seems to be the $400-$500 range. I suspect for many of them you could get them down after the fact if it's a consistent thing.
For ex. the married ex mormon I'm pretty sure is down to just use me whenever she's horny whether I pay her or not at this point. The other married girl I'm gonna pay $400 but she has already indicated she'd happily be down for less, and "wants to work for it".
Some of the traditional fake looking SA chicks are higher but in general I don't have much in common with these chicks (most are borderline retarded) and I don't really think most are that great in bed.
I think the sweet spot is the girl next door nymphos in their mid 20s. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: forgot to add, i told her to text me when she made it home since it was late.
She sent me this. https://ibb.co/GF1KXXS |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) why is she bashing steak?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581835) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581902) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: first date we went to this hotel and both ordered steak at the bar, it wasn't great and they gave us the dullest steak knives i've ever seen. I was telling her it was like we were in prison and it was their version of steak and safety knives. No joke the normal dinner knives were sharper than the steak knives.
I was fucking around with her about it all night. Last night we went to a $20 ramen hole in the wall place.
She's basically saying she loves being around me. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers What does your wife do while this is going on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581921) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:28 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: my wife is at home and she doesn't like the snow or cold. And truth be told she's aware I've been unhappy for a fairly long time and we discussed using this time as a separation.
I'm virtually certain I'll ask for a divorce in the next month or so, it's something I've been wrestling with for several years now.
I've had several affairs in the past as well which she knew about sooo... this wouldn't exactly be news to her. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Faggottini Do you have kids? Insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581961) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:55 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: no and not planning on having any. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582099) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Masturbating Classmate And married? Even more insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582423) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:22 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: yeah i think she loves me. It's clear these chicks are not used to men with any level of confidence or even like just an understanding of who they are. So when you give them that and they feel safe and secure they just latch on.
She fell asleep in my arms after telling me how much she loves my feeling my cum inside her while she fell asleep... and almost spent the night (no addt'l money). She said next time she's bringing everything she'll need (contact shit, etc) although she's concerned we won't do much sleeping if she stays over. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) you should have pulled a Ron Swanson and sent the steak back
ya dun goofed |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: It was clear that subsequent steaks would not have been any better and i was more interested in finishing our cocktails and getting back to my place to cum deep in her 25 yr old cunnis.
Last night she was screaming about how she needed my cum, wanted me to fill her up, wanted me to fuck a baby into her, etc. She clearly knows im snipped but it's part of the fantasy.
These 2 fat latinas want to tag team me for $500... I'm not proud to say that I'm considering it... https://ibb.co/W5sQSFp |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) (Ron Swanson noob) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582158) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:14 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: yeah but what about the fat latinas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582162) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) seems expensive. better one legit hottie at that price (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582167) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:17 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: probably true. I also strongly suspect that i could probably convince the current one to bring a friend over, just not trying to rush into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582171) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:20 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Jesus, you really are gay. 2 6s who will lap up your butthole with glee is way better than one 8.5 who's a starfish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582184) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:23 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: I think he's indicating you may be able to find two 8s who will lap up your butthole with glee given the current state of the SBs im dealing with.
Also, I'm not sure they're 6's but they do seem like a good time and I'm probably high T because after fucking for 3 hrs last night and barely sleeping I'm back on here talking to chubby latinas about having a threesome. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers They look like they would let you do anything. And, furthermore, any chick who looks like that ought to have the sense to know that a chick like that would have to do some pretty wild and degrading things to keep a man in 2025 (or in any time period). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582233) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: that and the fact that they only do this shit together probably indicates they really like having threesomes which is probably better than someone less experienced... we'll see.
It's interesting, so many chicks are kinda flakey or you never really make it into anything off text, then randomly the next day you'll have 4-5 chicks ready to meet asap who are super into it. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers The credited question is will they lez out or do they just do two twosomes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582266) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: I'm virtually certain they lez out... here's the profile.
hi we are two pretty, fun and exciting best friends Bella(kara) and Cece. this is our shared page as we find fun and pleasure in being a team 😘 Aiming to please, being attentive, understanding needs is the goal. we want to spoil as much as be spoiled
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Ehh.. 50/50 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582293) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) i doubt there are any whores that advertise as a team and don't do lez shit. that would be kinda nuts.
"what? no, we don't touch each other. i thought you would just fuck us one at a time." |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers You'd be surprised (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582306) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) you have a lot of personal experience hiring whores who advertise as a team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582319) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) that zoomer chick would be down for a threeway and might even become competitive with some other SA chick. instead of going for two 6s you should try to get the two you've already fucked to double team you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582274) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers (Klemens von Metternich) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582289) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:41 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: brother ive only fucked one of the zoomers so far, trying to line something up with the other one this week, she's excited but she's not super responsive.
She wasn't feeling great last week and I was really cool about it (dont want her there if she doesn't want to be there) so now she seems even more into it now that she's doing better.
Trying to line something up with her ASAP and then I very much would be down to line something up with both of them or with either of them bringing a friend.
The main issue I'm running into is the more casual arrangements tend to be harder to pin down, which is fine, they'll call me when they're horny which is great. But it would be nice to find a hot motivated little slut who's a little easier to get commitments from.
I guess I shouldn't forget these chicks are all early to mid 20s and i couldn't' stick to a schedule for shit at that age either. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581238
i thought the follow up poast was that you fucked the 2nd girl, but i see you said original, so you've just fucked the 1st girl twice? 2nd girl is subjectively the hottest for me so i was real happy for you.
yeah, this is probably why pimps exist. women in general can't keep their shit together, and especially not 20 somethings that are crazy enough to be whores. if they were desperate crack whores i bet they would, but the whole appeal here is that you're fucking some "not pros", i suppose that means you get all the other bullshit that comes with fucking someone in their 20s. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:51 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: yeah i was lining something up with the married zoomer with tats but then she had uti so we rescheduled.
She hit me up last night and said she was super excited to get together (since obviously we've been talking since then) and thought we'd get along great as long as i dont mind her manly sick voice (she's getting over whatever she had and lost her voice).
I told her I'm only interested in women with the deepest of voices so yes she should come over but i couldn't do tonight (because of 1st chick coming over).
So we're trying to get something figured out but she only checks her texts like once a day or some shit. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) lol. it's insane you have to spin plates like this even in the prostitute-lite arena. i suppose that's the price you pay for primo horny zoomer puss. you're tall and have rizz so you're a top tier john and i bet the married tatted chick's feminine jealousy and competitiveness is tingling and is turned on you didn't drop whatever you were doing (which she will accurately assume is someone else) to have her come over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582351) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: lol yeah, i tend to fuck with these chicks all the time and send little quips and shit so they're pretty comfortable with me and my sense of humor by the time we actually meet up.
From there I just try to make them as comfortable and safe feeling as possible and then once we're fucking i actively encourage them as they start opening up until we're fucking like depraved lunatics.
Tends to work out well for all involved and lends itself to them being more responsive and ready to come over down the line.
Obviously this is my first forray into SA but i had the same approach with FWBs in the past. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) lol u sound like an alternative universe version of me that didn't get divorced. that's exactly how i am too.
ime this works even better with zoomer chicks because zoomer dudes are completely pussified. i also thinks this is why they're such unrepentant whores -- they're not getting a lot of masculine energy elsewhere and tend to want to be incredibly submissive in the bedroom. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:12 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: this is my read exactly... the mormon got married young because mormonism and now they're in a familial relationship and i think she thinks he may be gay. Both left the church. And now she wants to explore her unbridled horniness which im happy to help with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582452) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) yeah the "preacher's daughter" thing is a tale as old as time. but what's crazy is that *ALL* zoomers are like this. my theory (which every woman i've brought it up to agrees with) is that zoomer dudes have taken the bait on "hey there's no difference between men and women and you need to always treat women with respect and get enthusiastic consent" and so women are starved for ordinary masculine energy.
i'm not chad or some andrew tate PUA type. i'm just an ordinary millennial guy with average looks, and it's like shooting fish in a barrel. i'm sure being tall and successful is big too, but i think 99.9% is not doing stuff like asking "c-can i kiss you?" and knowing when they want to be tossed around in a bed. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Enough about CSLG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582495) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) that was the only embarrassing part of the whole story to me. oof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582504) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582521) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:28 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: TCR. I never ask to kiss them. They make it fucking abundantly obvious that they want you to when they stare deep in your eyes after giving you flirtatious touches all night. Then I just grab the back of their head and pull them in and things rapidly escalate.
It's truly insane. Millenial women are not even close to as fun as these zoomer women. And not just because they're old shrews. They're all just uptight, uptight in bed, etc.
These zoomers have all this pent up sexuality that just needs to be released. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) it's 180.
i highly recommend you have some pillow talk with them about zoomer men's foibles. most of them are not coy about how much modern "m'lady doth thou consent to mine embrace?" dries their pussies up. i love hearing about it and they're always willing to vent. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:46 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: this is an excellent protip and will def be our next source of convo. we danced around it quite a bit last time and it was clear what she was alluding to lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582553) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) it's like 100% of the time once they realize you're not a pussified numale.
might be hard with the married chick but with single ones you could easily grease them up something like "wow you're so hot, dudes your age must be going crazy for you."
they also love revel in fucking older dudes with "i'm just too mature for guys my age" which leads seamlessly into "guys my age are complete fucking faggots and i just want to be raped." |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:59 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: oh yeah by dance around it, i mean she's already straight up said, yeah me and my husband are just familial at this point.
Cause i was like is it cool if i ask you a personal question just out of sheer curiousity? Because last night when she wanted to meet i was like sure 6:30 and she said how about 8, i just finished kinda a heavy convo with my spouse and don't want to be in my head about it.
I was like yeah of course no prob, i had one of those last week, not fun.
So at dinner i kinda asked her about it which lead into it all just being familial, married young, they didn't have anything so they've bonded through that but sounds like there's no sex, they sleep in separate beds, and i believe he's recently decided he's "non-binary" LJL.
I was like yeah i dont really see the point in staying married, when i just want to be having really great sex all the time. She's like omg exactly! |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:04 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: I should add that i kinda choose to engage. I find ones im into for one reason or another and if we're hitting it off in text i'll kinda keep it going.
I'm just sitting here working anyway so might as well sext some zoomers while I'm at it.
Feel like it cuts down a ton on the awkwardness at the M&G and you can get everything out of the way so they're ready to come home on the first meet. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) don't worry you don't have to justify it to me. most of us here xo to stave off boredom while working and are just chatting with other anonymous people. yet still i'm sure a lot of people will jump in to say what a DESPERATE FAGGOT you are for just chatting with them before you meet. and they're the same ones that say it's OBVIOUSLY A SCAM before you fuck them and 100% FLAME after you claim to.
i think it's clear that this just boils down to sour grapes from undersocialized bowlcut losers. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Are you saying that undersocialized bowlcut losers don't have the requisite social skills to wind up a couple of literal prostitutes from the internet in order to obtain a more favorable sexual arrangement and sperg out on XO about it over their bitterness? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582471) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) sadly yes. that's what's so crazy about this!
the reactions to this SA guy demonstrate that. "this is flame", "you're gonna get robbed!", etc. this has happened since the beginning of time yet for these bowlcuts it's unfathomable and they refuse to believe... that dudes get into sugar daddy relationships? |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers Back in the day sugar babies would be elevated to levels of quasi nobility like "mistress-in-title". Some of the French kings had a ton of em. I saw this one castle and there was a painting of three naked ladies dancing in a circle. They said it was the King's three favorite whores. Imagine literally being the king of the richest country on Earth at the time and making your best hos pose for an oil on canvas painting. "This doesn't happen!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582505) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) ottoman peasant: "there's no way the sultan is fucking all those girls. they wouldn't just be some plaything for a rich and powerful man. trust me, i know these things." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582540) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers The ottomans would castrate dudes and make them take care of their stable of hos like a head pimp. They had different jobs for black slaves than the white ones. I can't remember exactly. But all the dudes who took care of the hos didn't have any balls. So definitely some ppl knew what the sultans were up to! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582547) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:47 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: anyone know where i can find some castrated dudes to start managing all this for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582555) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers According to shitlib Wikipedia the Chief Black Eunuch was one of the most powerful politicial figures in the Ottoman Empire. They also claim that the stable of whores were basically running the country for centuries. Jfc libs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582590) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt) backroom casting couch reality porn except advertise for of counsel positions.
starts off with "i need someone really dedicated to this practice" and in 30 minutes instead of bending an aspiring model over the couch you're physically removing the balls of a man who has metaphorically lost his balls years ago. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Edmonton Oilers A cloud of white smoke puffs out of the Cravath tower chimney. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582622) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:38 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: The only hesitancy I have with the two fat latinas is it does seem like it would be easier robbery setup but I'm not sure that's really a thing unless you're ignoring major red flags.
There's clearly some young chicks who seem to be somewhat questionable and where I strongly suspect there's drugs and or a large tattooed man in the background and I tend to stay away from them.
These chubby latinas just seem cheerful and down for some dirty shit. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM Author: cock of michael obama you see, ricky? THIS is how to create hookup content, you bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48581983) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: This one is allegedly 26 and wants to meet up. I suspect she's actually 30 and im having trouble getting a good read on her but she seems to be a good time is saying the right things. I kinda like her zoomer tats also.
https://ibb.co/cwV1vZw |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:36 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: lol she wrote "in my last arrangement he had experience and i didn't and he set my monthly allowance at 5k and i didn't question it! lol. Would you be ok with $500 ppm, I've never done that before do you mind laying out what that would look like."
im not sure i fully believe her but i was like yeah and just walked her the through the whole process, no cash at Meet and greet and bar and if we don't click no worries, if we do my place is close by and safe, there's tons of people around, etc. and it's like a 15 second car ride. I'll leave an envelope out where you can see it, most women never look at it or touch it till after we've finished and its time to leave which is always appreciated and assuming we all have fun we stay in touch and hopefully do it again soon"
her: omg this sounds so amazing, thank you so much for walking me through it and making me feel safe.
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Faggottini What about the cell phone pre-dialled to 911? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582531) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: obviously this is expected brother and the first thing i have them do when we're at the bar. Typically i take it one step further and call 911 to let them know im soliciting a prostitute and to meet me at my place to confirm all parties have consented to the arrangement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582549) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:38 PM Author: government employee being deported Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582533) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) selfie from inside the pedo van is an interesting choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582740) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 5:45 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: love that one, hopefully she picks me up in that thing with a gang of large tattooed men in the back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48582776) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 7:13 PM Author: Trumpus Julius Caesar Augustus (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48583088) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 5:48 PM Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.:: here's another couple of the same girl. Meeting up sat at 6ish.
https://ibb.co/6JQJZ2q |
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Date: January 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Ungh my dick loves that tanned plastic retarded trashy whore look (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668314&forum_id=2#48583851) |