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XO ALPHAS: what do you say to girls at bars?

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. F...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
too bad you're not a HBS bro.
Orange dysfunction menage
  03/14/11
I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track o...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
LOL @ "how's your night going?"
dead gunner
  03/14/11
drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested developme...
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. ...
Splenetic aromatic fanboi
  03/14/11
"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don'...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
180
crystalline demanding becky
  03/14/11
stfu
Galvanic Blue Multi-billionaire Windowlicker
  03/14/11
171
wine telephone
  03/14/11
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
Mahogany Doobsian Voyeur
  03/14/11
but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come...
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting o...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold wher...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who w...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling matc...
Razzle-dazzle Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/14/11
I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her an...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that ...
multi-colored confused locale deer antler
  03/14/11
this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long ...
Orange dysfunction menage
  03/14/11
Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.
wine telephone
  03/14/11
it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say ...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
at least if she disses you you can act like you were too goo...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?
Orange dysfunction menage
  03/14/11
maybe but you can't be too weird about it anyway, I have ...
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjo...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Ju...
buff boyish scourge upon the earth stage
  03/14/11
no shit. i ask my gf one innocuous question and she giv...
Beta Bipolar Striped Hyena Temple
  03/14/11
180 imagery, here
kink-friendly comical pocket flask
  03/14/11
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excitant cordovan new version
  03/14/11
Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jim...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I f...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
"is lettuce faggot?"
Vermilion Boltzmann
  03/14/11
"hey"
Cheese-eating maroon property
  03/14/11
haha, seriously. this is all it takes
Misunderstood Gaping
  03/14/11
It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works...
Cheese-eating maroon property
  03/14/11
Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because ...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
i think OP was wondering what to do after this
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.
Cheese-eating maroon property
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me...
Obsidian laughsome range ratface
  03/14/11
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
hahahaha
startled heady gay wizard
  05/20/11
You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tel...
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
willuse
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up co...
Lascivious out-of-control field french chef
  03/14/11
true
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs" what plan...
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth. ...
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
Bullshit. Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to mee...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
titcr
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?
Beta Bipolar Striped Hyena Temple
  03/14/11
DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!
Misunderstood Gaping
  03/14/11
Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really i...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
A few things might be happening here. You could be going to...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you de...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not b...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've ...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me reme...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
"FiberOne, eh?"
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
A solid move.
wine telephone
  03/14/11
Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread. BU...
thriller ceo
  03/14/11
"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
It is 1993?
wine telephone
  03/14/11
Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just ...
Ebony location
  03/14/11
...
At-the-ready Stirring Idea He Suggested Cuckold
  03/14/11
Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your na...
Deranged indian lodge mad-dog skullcap
  03/14/11
the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
Go to :28 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA
Hyperactive chocolate round eye
  03/14/11
man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failur...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
Did you even read my poast?
wine telephone
  03/14/11
yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the ...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which i...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you f...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disa...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine is...
Supple lodge brethren
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI
flesh gas station
  03/14/11
be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored. then...
tantric friendly grandma
  03/14/11
100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a b...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not reall...
wine telephone
  03/14/11
The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
how's your night going = "i dont have anything interest...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite mont...
cracking talking forum
  03/14/11
Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
Credited.
wine telephone
  03/14/11
girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with ...
Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead
  03/14/11
it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to s...
nubile chestnut roast beef national security agency
  03/14/11
cr
Obsidian laughsome range ratface
  03/14/11
you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores
nubile chestnut roast beef national security agency
  03/14/11
"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"
tripping odious tanning salon
  03/14/11
strike up convos with girls on justin.tv
Galvanic Blue Multi-billionaire Windowlicker
  03/14/11
cr
Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop Cuck
  03/14/11
hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?
Emerald Razzmatazz Clown
  03/14/11
thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?
Motley blathering halford
  03/14/11
"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it di...
Swashbuckling hideous selfie school cafeteria
  03/14/11
Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtl...
Pale vivacious church
  03/14/11


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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: thriller ceo

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk

EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503044)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:26 AM
Author: Orange dysfunction menage

too bad you're not a HBS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503102)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: thriller ceo

I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track of which business school bros are styling on me anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503137)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: dead gunner

LOL @ "how's your night going?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504002)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested development quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: Splenetic aromatic fanboi

before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. then, after they say yes, get them to talk about themselves and pretend to be fascinated. the second step makes the sex better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503091)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:27 AM
Author: wine telephone

"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don't own one bit there fun as FUCK right? God I'm fucking SICK of the Doors. Yeah, I know this is Zeppelin but I'm just saying. Hey holy shit what are you even drinking man? Hey I'm going to go say hi to my bro Richard ill see you later dawg. By the way, names rascal. Well ill see you in the future, bro."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: crystalline demanding becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503367)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Blue Multi-billionaire Windowlicker

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504072)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:09 AM
Author: wine telephone

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504083)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: Mahogany Doobsian Voyeur

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503121)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come here often?" has potential as a conversation starter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503123)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:30 AM
Author: wine telephone

Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting or at least intriguing. Not every other assfuck around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503144)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:32 AM
Author: thriller ceo

Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold where they don't ding me immediately, but they're not solid enough to take me far. I need some kind of card up my sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503164)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: wine telephone

"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who would win in an arm wrestling round robin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503185)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Depressive Bawdyhouse

I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling match is not a bad strategy. It could get her to drop her guard a little, make her laugh, and if she actually agrees you are now touching her, which sounds like it's probably one of those things from one of those bullshit books.

If not arm-wrestling, some other kind of challenge I think could work. Like some sort of game or other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503488)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: wine telephone

I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her and her friend arm wrestle (friend was mentioned in the profile ). I then arm wrestled and beat several bros at the party we went to at the end of our date. I was very humble about beating them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503548)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:46 AM
Author: multi-colored confused locale deer antler

what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504329)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: Orange dysfunction menage

this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long fucking way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503189)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: wine telephone

Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503212)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you a douchey fallback of "Harvard, actually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503222)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: thriller ceo

But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say something witty at some point, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503250)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:53 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

at least if she disses you you can act like you were too good for her anyway. after all, you go to Harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503427)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: Orange dysfunction menage

lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503255)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

maybe but you can't be too weird about it

anyway, I have a gf and haven't really used my game since college so yeah I don't know shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503265)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: wine telephone

Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjoying self and not desperately and explicitly trying to pick up bishes. Leave that implicit for a few minutes until you do some kino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503283)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: buff boyish scourge upon the earth stage

girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Just keep the convo on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503129)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: Beta Bipolar Striped Hyena Temple

no shit.

i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503278)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 4:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly comical pocket flask

180 imagery, here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: excitant cordovan new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504881)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jimmy is on that date with Bebe and Cartman is telling him to just repeat the last sentence of everything she says.

But I'd say that the same goes for women, or general interactions. You get people to like you if you can make them feel important. It's one of those How To Win Friends and Influence People tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503280)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:02 AM
Author: thriller ceo

Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I feel like you have to move a little quicker, so there's not time to just let her blab about some bullshit for 20 minutes. Maybe I'm wrong though; I'll give this a try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503537)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:38 AM
Author: Vermilion Boltzmann

"is lettuce faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503240)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating maroon property

"hey"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503269)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood Gaping

haha, seriously. this is all it takes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503284)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:44 AM
Author: wine telephone

It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can work it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503310)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: Cheese-eating maroon property

im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503465)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:04 AM
Author: wine telephone

Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because I specialize in absurd lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503565)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

i think OP was wondering what to do after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503368)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating maroon property

have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503452)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Obsidian laughsome range ratface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503288)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM
Author: flesh gas station

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503328)



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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: startled heady gay wizard

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#18052898)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: flesh gas station

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503332)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

willuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503453)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Lascivious out-of-control field french chef

go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.

girls are too guarded at bars/clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503351)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503381)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: flesh gas station

"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs"

what planet do you live on? 90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick. fact of life bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503469)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick."

dude, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503517)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: flesh gas station

lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503557)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and be cockteases. Maybe 50% are open to meeting guys on any particular night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

Bullshit.

Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to meeting guys THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN. If you approach them and they give you the impression that they're just there to hang out with their friends, that means THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, not that they don't want to talk to guys in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503703)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: flesh gas station

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503712)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Beta Bipolar Striped Hyena Temple

do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503718)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: Misunderstood Gaping

DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503738)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really interested in flirting with any guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503886)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.

But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503937)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you describe as DESIRABLE men, in NYC if possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503962)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:58 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not be what someone else considers desirable. You have to account for different tastes. If 4 girls go out to a bar and they all have different types, there's a pretty decent chance that you'll fall into one of those types if you're of above average looks and not a complete creep about things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504020)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first place are a self-selecting group, that proves my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504031)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: flesh gas station

dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503944)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've met girls at coffee shops and similar sober situations, but i feel like they're much more guarded there. i sure as fuck am. if i'm at a bar i'm there to be social. if i'm at a coffee shop chances are i'd rather just read my book and enjoy my beverage without being yammered at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503964)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503974)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:46 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that you've come there to have a couple drinks and you are in that mindset. even if someone has just gotten to the bar wihtout first having a drop of alcohol, they're still more likely to be receptive to approaches from strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503984)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I can't understand this because everyoen's so busy. But I do plan at some point to do the Eric Stratton line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504001)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:53 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me remember how. could it have been something as stupid as approving of her breakfast cereal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504008)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

"FiberOne, eh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504109)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: flesh gas station

Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503354)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

"Do you like Phil Collins?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503601)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: flesh gas station

yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503642)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: wine telephone

A solid move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503733)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: thriller ceo

Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.

BUMP for the OP edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503865)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503891)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: wine telephone

It is 1993?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503905)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Ebony location

Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just have a normal convo about random shit. The med school thing seals the deal from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503907)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready Stirring Idea He Suggested Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503913)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Deranged indian lodge mad-dog skullcap

Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your names, small talk etc. Watch her body language and keep talking if it seems she's into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503922)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and such when she's obviously not into it. when she is into is, she cooperates and it flows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503942)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive chocolate round eye

Go to :28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503923)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:38 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failure. it's all so situationally dependent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503935)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: wine telephone

Did you even read my poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503949)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the way you spew those out it seems like they're either actually off the cuff or at least feel off the cuff. i feel like most people are thinking about coming up with some sort of script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503977)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: wine telephone

Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which is why I don't mind blasting some on xo. Nothing wrong with having something set up just be able to freestyle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you for a few minutes" or something

i used it a couple times with some success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503980)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: wine telephone

Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disarming if you do it in a joking non creep way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504043)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: Supple lodge brethren

but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine isn't so i guess i should feel bad for not giving back to the community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503989)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: flesh gas station

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503954)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: tantric friendly grandma

be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.

then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503991)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:59 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a bar are bored, especially if they're not drunk yet. They're sitting around basically waiting to meet interesting people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504026)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: wine telephone

How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not really my target, but I'm curious how you might respond. Assume good enough looks to not get auto dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504064)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".

"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.

I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504224)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

how's your night going = "i dont have anything interesting to say"

as an aside, Thursday should be an unbelievable day/night, with St patty's, March madness, and nice weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504262)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:38 AM
Author: cracking talking forum

Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite month. St. Patrick's Day (a holiday devoted to the glorification of the drinking experience) and March Madness are two of my favorite things EVAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504287)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball is an amazing combo. I must agree. gotta get my work done for the week by Wed night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504319)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:01 AM
Author: wine telephone

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504035)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: Pea-brained Glittery Circlehead

girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with their friends about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504065)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:04 AM
Author: nubile chestnut roast beef national security agency

it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to strangers in general. be that dude who strikes up a convo in an elevator, waiting in line, etc. once you force yourself to do it a while it becomes a lot easier to talk to girls because they aren't girls any more, just people you talk to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504049)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:08 AM
Author: Obsidian laughsome range ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504080)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:11 AM
Author: nubile chestnut roast beef national security agency

you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504099)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: tripping odious tanning salon

"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504124)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Blue Multi-billionaire Windowlicker

strike up convos with girls on justin.tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Gaming Laptop Cuck

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504847)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: Emerald Razzmatazz Clown

hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504179)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:22 AM
Author: Motley blathering halford

thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504531)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hideous selfie school cafeteria

"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it didn't go well with my shirt"

Usually at least gets a laugh out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504538)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: Pale vivacious church

Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtle jab. Then basically move straight to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504613)