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XO ALPHAS: what do you say to girls at bars?
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk
EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: pearly mexican too bad you're not a HBS bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503102) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track of which business school bros are styling on me anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503137) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Salmon Market LOL @ "how's your night going?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504002) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:24 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested development quotes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503074) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Supple crotch before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. then, after they say yes, get them to talk about themselves and pretend to be fascinated. the second step makes the sex better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503091) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:27 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier "Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don't own one bit there fun as FUCK right? God I'm fucking SICK of the Doors. Yeah, I know this is Zeppelin but I'm just saying. Hey holy shit what are you even drinking man? Hey I'm going to go say hi to my bro Richard ill see you later dawg. By the way, names rascal. Well ill see you in the future, bro." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503108) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM Author: Vivacious personal credit line 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503367) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM Author: Blue Passionate Sweet Tailpipe Set stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504072) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:09 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier 171 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504083) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: Irradiated Sticky Macaca Principal's Office "Aren't iPods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503121) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come here often?" has potential as a conversation starter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503123) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:30 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting or at least intriguing. Not every other assfuck around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503144) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold where they don't ding me immediately, but they're not solid enough to take me far. I need some kind of card up my sleeve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503164) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier "Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who would win in an arm wrestling round robin?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503185) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:58 AM Author: cerise fighting pozpig I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling match is not a bad strategy. It could get her to drop her guard a little, make her laugh, and if she actually agrees you are now touching her, which sounds like it's probably one of those things from one of those bullshit books.
If not arm-wrestling, some other kind of challenge I think could work. Like some sort of game or other. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her and her friend arm wrestle (friend was mentioned in the profile ). I then arm wrestled and beat several bros at the party we went to at the end of our date. I was very humble about beating them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503548) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:46 AM Author: internet-worthy site azn what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504329) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM Author: pearly mexican this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long fucking way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503189) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503212) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you a douchey fallback of "Harvard, actually" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503222) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say something witty at some point, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503250) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:53 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen at least if she disses you you can act like you were too good for her anyway. after all, you go to Harvard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503427) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM Author: pearly mexican lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503255) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug maybe but you can't be too weird about it
anyway, I have a gf and haven't really used my game since college so yeah I don't know shit |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjoying self and not desperately and explicitly trying to pick up bishes. Leave that implicit for a few minutes until you do some kino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503283) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: Cobalt Water Buffalo Chapel girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Just keep the convo on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503129) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM Author: Boyish trust fund no shit.
i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 4:18 AM Author: metal gay wizard 180 imagery, here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504644) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:41 AM Author: vigorous navy organic girlfriend elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504881) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM Author: Histrionic locale Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jimmy is on that date with Bebe and Cartman is telling him to just repeat the last sentence of everything she says.
But I'd say that the same goes for women, or general interactions. You get people to like you if you can make them feel important. It's one of those How To Win Friends and Influence People tips. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:02 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I feel like you have to move a little quicker, so there's not time to just let her blab about some bullshit for 20 minutes. Maybe I'm wrong though; I'll give this a try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503537) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:38 AM Author: Vermilion Diverse Den Haunted Graveyard "is lettuce faggot?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503240) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM Author: mind-boggling bistre idea he suggested multi-billionaire "hey" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503269) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Racy Kitty Heaven haha, seriously. this is all it takes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503284) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:44 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can work it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503310) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM Author: mind-boggling bistre idea he suggested multi-billionaire im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503465) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:04 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because I specialize in absurd lines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503565) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug i think OP was wondering what to do after this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503368) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM Author: mind-boggling bistre idea he suggested multi-billionaire have a normal conversation, just go with the flow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503452) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy deranged lay sandwich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503288) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM Author: Talented Stead Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:23 PM Author: zombie-like big regret hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#18052898) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Talented Stead You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen willuse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503453) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM Author: bearded lettuce go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.
girls are too guarded at bars/clubs. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503381) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM Author: Talented Stead "girls are to guarded at bars/clubs"
what planet do you live on? 90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick. fact of life bro. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:01 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen "90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick."
dude, no. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM Author: Talented Stead lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503557) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and be cockteases. Maybe 50% are open to meeting guys on any particular night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503644) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:14 AM Author: Histrionic locale Bullshit.
Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to meeting guys THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN. If you approach them and they give you the impression that they're just there to hang out with their friends, that means THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, not that they don't want to talk to guys in general. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM Author: Talented Stead titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503712) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM Author: Boyish trust fund do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503718) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM Author: Racy Kitty Heaven DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503738) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really interested in flirting with any guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503886) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM Author: Histrionic locale A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.
But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you describe as DESIRABLE men, in NYC if possible
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:58 AM Author: Histrionic locale About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not be what someone else considers desirable. You have to account for different tastes. If 4 girls go out to a bar and they all have different types, there's a pretty decent chance that you'll fall into one of those types if you're of above average looks and not a complete creep about things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504020) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:00 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first place are a self-selecting group, that proves my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504031) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM Author: Talented Stead dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503944) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've met girls at coffee shops and similar sober situations, but i feel like they're much more guarded there. i sure as fuck am. if i'm at a bar i'm there to be social. if i'm at a coffee shop chances are i'd rather just read my book and enjoy my beverage without being yammered at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503964) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few drinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503974) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that you've come there to have a couple drinks and you are in that mindset. even if someone has just gotten to the bar wihtout first having a drop of alcohol, they're still more likely to be receptive to approaches from strangers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503984) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I can't understand this because everyoen's so busy. But I do plan at some point to do the Eric Stratton line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504001) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me remember how. could it have been something as stupid as approving of her breakfast cereal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504008) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM Author: sickened antidepressant drug "FiberOne, eh?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504109) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Talented Stead Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503354) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Histrionic locale "Do you like Phil Collins?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503601) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Talented Stead yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503642) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier A solid move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503733) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM Author: Umber indian lodge fortuitous meteor Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.
BUMP for the OP edit |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:33 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503891) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier It is 1993? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503905) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: Aggressive Lascivious Kitchen Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just have a normal convo about random shit. The med school thing seals the deal from the start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503907) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: chartreuse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503913) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM Author: milky place of business stag film Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your names, small talk etc. Watch her body language and keep talking if it seems she's into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503922) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and such when she's obviously not into it. when she is into is, she cooperates and it flows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503942) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM Author: Violet Yapping Coffee Pot Address Go to :28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:38 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failure. it's all so situationally dependent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503935) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Did you even read my poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503949) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the way you spew those out it seems like they're either actually off the cuff or at least feel off the cuff. i feel like most people are thinking about coming up with some sort of script. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503977) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which is why I don't mind blasting some on xo. Nothing wrong with having something set up just be able to freestyle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504074) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:45 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you for a few minutes" or something
i used it a couple times with some success |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:03 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disarming if you do it in a joking non creep way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504043) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Mental Disorder but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine isn't so i guess i should feel bad for not giving back to the community. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503989) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM Author: Talented Stead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503954) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM Author: charismatic messiness be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.
then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:59 AM Author: Histrionic locale 100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a bar are bored, especially if they're not drunk yet. They're sitting around basically waiting to meet interesting people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504026) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not really my target, but I'm curious how you might respond. Assume good enough looks to not get auto dinged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504064) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM Author: Histrionic locale The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".
"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.
I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:35 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen how's your night going = "i dont have anything interesting to say"
as an aside, Thursday should be an unbelievable day/night, with St patty's, March madness, and nice weather. |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:38 AM Author: Histrionic locale Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite month. St. Patrick's Day (a holiday devoted to the glorification of the drinking experience) and March Madness are two of my favorite things EVAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504287) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:44 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball is an amazing combo. I must agree. gotta get my work done for the week by Wed night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504319) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:01 AM Author: Bright swashbuckling spot sound barrier Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504035) |
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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle shimmering mother liquid oxygen girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with their friends about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504065) |
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