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XO ALPHAS: what do you say to girls at bars?

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. F...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
too bad you're not a HBS bro.
aqua skinny woman
  03/14/11
I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track o...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
LOL @ "how's your night going?"
Spectacular high-end resort queen of the night
  03/14/11
drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested developme...
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. ...
white useless brakes
  03/14/11
"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don'...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
180
Amethyst hyperventilating property
  03/14/11
stfu
grizzly organic girlfriend therapy
  03/14/11
171
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
"Aren't iPods crazy?"
diverse nowag pervert
  03/14/11
but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come...
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting o...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold wher...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who w...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling matc...
pea-brained tattoo
  03/14/11
I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her an...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that ...
galvanic zombie-like house telephone
  03/14/11
this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long ...
aqua skinny woman
  03/14/11
Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say ...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
at least if she disses you you can act like you were too goo...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?
aqua skinny woman
  03/14/11
maybe but you can't be too weird about it anyway, I have ...
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjo...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Ju...
razzmatazz plaza pistol
  03/14/11
no shit. i ask my gf one innocuous question and she giv...
bat shit crazy disrespectful digit ratio striped hyena
  03/14/11
180 imagery, here
Trip public bath mad-dog skullcap
  03/14/11
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know-it-all filthy address twinkling uncleanness
  03/14/11
Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jim...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I f...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
"is lettuce faggot?"
electric chartreuse station hominid
  03/14/11
"hey"
vengeful sick rehab
  03/14/11
haha, seriously. this is all it takes
free-loading dilemma bbw
  03/14/11
It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works...
vengeful sick rehab
  03/14/11
Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because ...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
i think OP was wondering what to do after this
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.
vengeful sick rehab
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me...
Aphrodisiac sandwich
  03/14/11
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
hahahaha
ocher odious hell
  05/20/11
You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tel...
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
willuse
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up co...
costumed mediation
  03/14/11
true
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs" what plan...
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth. ...
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
Bullshit. Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to mee...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
titcr
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?
bat shit crazy disrespectful digit ratio striped hyena
  03/14/11
DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!
free-loading dilemma bbw
  03/14/11
Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really i...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
A few things might be happening here. You could be going to...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you de...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not b...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've ...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me reme...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
"FiberOne, eh?"
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
A solid move.
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread. BU...
spruce crotch site
  03/14/11
"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
It is 1993?
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just ...
Irradiated Turquoise Black Woman
  03/14/11
...
massive aromatic native
  03/14/11
Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your na...
Supple ape
  03/14/11
the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
Go to :28 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA
Adulterous Kitchen
  03/14/11
man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failur...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
Did you even read my poast?
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the ...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which i...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you f...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disa...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine is...
Mustard dysfunction
  03/14/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI
khaki house-broken patrolman private investor
  03/14/11
be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored. then...
mildly autistic chapel
  03/14/11
100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a b...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not reall...
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
how's your night going = "i dont have anything interest...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite mont...
Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator
  03/14/11
Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
Credited.
multi-colored space
  03/14/11
girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with ...
Curious Insecure Locale
  03/14/11
it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to s...
twinkling stimulating gas station
  03/14/11
cr
Aphrodisiac sandwich
  03/14/11
you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores
twinkling stimulating gas station
  03/14/11
"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"
splenetic library coffee pot
  03/14/11
strike up convos with girls on justin.tv
grizzly organic girlfriend therapy
  03/14/11
cr
onyx marvelous potus double fault
  03/14/11
hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?
garnet round eye
  03/14/11
thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?
Ivory Dashing Circlehead
  03/14/11
"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it di...
Bossy gay theatre reading party
  03/14/11
Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtl...
Citrine haunted graveyard
  03/14/11


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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk

EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503044)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:26 AM
Author: aqua skinny woman

too bad you're not a HBS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503102)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

I thought it was BOOTH now. Fuck, I can't even keep track of which business school bros are styling on me anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503137)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Spectacular high-end resort queen of the night

LOL @ "how's your night going?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504002)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

drop some family guy quotes and then some arrested development quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: white useless brakes

before you buy them a drink, ask whether they'll fuck you. then, after they say yes, get them to talk about themselves and pretend to be fascinated. the second step makes the sex better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503091)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:27 AM
Author: multi-colored space

"Hey man, do you even like jet skiing at all? No I don't own one bit there fun as FUCK right? God I'm fucking SICK of the Doors. Yeah, I know this is Zeppelin but I'm just saying. Hey holy shit what are you even drinking man? Hey I'm going to go say hi to my bro Richard ill see you later dawg. By the way, names rascal. Well ill see you in the future, bro."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: Amethyst hyperventilating property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503367)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: grizzly organic girlfriend therapy

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504072)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:09 AM
Author: multi-colored space

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504083)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: diverse nowag pervert

"Aren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503121)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

but seriously, this seems lame but I think "do you come here often?" has potential as a conversation starter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503123)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:30 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Man, see above. You want them to think you're interesting or at least intriguing. Not every other assfuck around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503144)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:32 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

Yeah man, exactly. My looks are right at the threshold where they don't ding me immediately, but they're not solid enough to take me far. I need some kind of card up my sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503164)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: multi-colored space

"Hey you and your friends look pretty tough man...who would win in an arm wrestling round robin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503185)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:58 AM
Author: pea-brained tattoo

I actually think challenging a girl to an arm-wrestling match is not a bad strategy. It could get her to drop her guard a little, make her laugh, and if she actually agrees you are now touching her, which sounds like it's probably one of those things from one of those bullshit books.

If not arm-wrestling, some other kind of challenge I think could work. Like some sort of game or other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503488)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: multi-colored space

I got my current gf off okc by saying I'd like to see her and her friend arm wrestle (friend was mentioned in the profile ). I then arm wrestled and beat several bros at the party we went to at the end of our date. I was very humble about beating them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503548)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:46 AM
Author: galvanic zombie-like house telephone

what if you lose though? how fucking humiliating would that be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504329)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:34 AM
Author: aqua skinny woman

this is where a prestigious pedigree like HBS can go a long fucking way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503189)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Enjoy getting cucked by a short slick faggot like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503212)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:37 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

it's true that going to a very prestigious school gives you a douchey fallback of "Harvard, actually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503222)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

But after you finish smugly grinning, you still have to say something witty at some point, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503250)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:53 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

at least if she disses you you can act like you were too good for her anyway. after all, you go to Harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503427)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: aqua skinny woman

lol. HBS bros do very well with girls. u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503255)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

maybe but you can't be too weird about it

anyway, I have a gf and haven't really used my game since college so yeah I don't know shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503265)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Be weird, but make clear via demeanor that you're just enjoying self and not desperately and explicitly trying to pick up bishes. Leave that implicit for a few minutes until you do some kino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503283)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz plaza pistol

girls like talking about inane bullshit about themselves. Just keep the convo on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503129)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy disrespectful digit ratio striped hyena

no shit.

i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503278)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 4:18 AM
Author: Trip public bath mad-dog skullcap

180 imagery, here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: know-it-all filthy address twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504881)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

Honestly, this. It's like that South Park episode where Jimmy is on that date with Bebe and Cartman is telling him to just repeat the last sentence of everything she says.

But I'd say that the same goes for women, or general interactions. You get people to like you if you can make them feel important. It's one of those How To Win Friends and Influence People tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503280)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:02 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

Yeah, I definitely try to do this on dates. But at bars I feel like you have to move a little quicker, so there's not time to just let her blab about some bullshit for 20 minutes. Maybe I'm wrong though; I'll give this a try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503537)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:38 AM
Author: electric chartreuse station hominid

"is lettuce faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503240)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: vengeful sick rehab

"hey"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503269)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: free-loading dilemma bbw

haha, seriously. this is all it takes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503284)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:44 AM
Author: multi-colored space

It works. Certainly better than some awkward line IF you can work it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503310)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: vengeful sick rehab

im too deadpan to be able to sell a line, its all that works for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503465)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:04 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Word. I deadpan everything, which is all the better because I specialize in absurd lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503565)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

i think OP was wondering what to do after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503368)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: vengeful sick rehab

have a normal conversation, just go with the flow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503452)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NGggshaTwE not like this (me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503288)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503328)



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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: ocher odious hell

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#18052898)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503332)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

willuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503453)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: costumed mediation

go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.

girls are too guarded at bars/clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503351)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:50 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503381)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

"girls are to guarded at bars/clubs"

what planet do you live on? 90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick. fact of life bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503469)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

"90% of girls are at a bar or club looking to get some dick."

dude, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503517)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

lol either you are flame or you dont live on planet earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503557)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

plenty of girls are just out to hang with their friends and be cockteases. Maybe 50% are open to meeting guys on any particular night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503644)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

Bullshit.

Girls who go to clubs and bars are open to meeting guys THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN. If you approach them and they give you the impression that they're just there to hang out with their friends, that means THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, not that they don't want to talk to guys in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503703)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503712)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: bat shit crazy disrespectful digit ratio striped hyena

do you want to hang out and watch agot tHBOs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503718)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: free-loading dilemma bbw

DING DING DING DING we have a winnar!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503738)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

Wrong. 50% of girls out on any given night are not really interested in flirting with any guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503886)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.

But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503937)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

what % of men you and your friends meet in bars would you describe as DESIRABLE men, in NYC if possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503962)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:58 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

About 20% at most, but what I consider desirable might not be what someone else considers desirable. You have to account for different tastes. If 4 girls go out to a bar and they all have different types, there's a pretty decent chance that you'll fall into one of those types if you're of above average looks and not a complete creep about things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504020)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:00 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

if it's 20% at most, and people who go to bars in the first place are a self-selecting group, that proves my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504031)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

dood, im sorry but you are simply wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503944)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:42 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

man, i feel like it would be tougher at a coffee shop. i've met girls at coffee shops and similar sober situations, but i feel like they're much more guarded there. i sure as fuck am. if i'm at a bar i'm there to be social. if i'm at a coffee shop chances are i'd rather just read my book and enjoy my beverage without being yammered at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503964)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

i think moreso it's just easier to talk if you've had a few drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503974)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:46 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

well yeah, that doesn't hurt, but i think it's the idea that you've come there to have a couple drinks and you are in that mindset. even if someone has just gotten to the bar wihtout first having a drop of alcohol, they're still more likely to be receptive to approaches from strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503984)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

The weird thing is I always hear of supermarket pickups. I can't understand this because everyoen's so busy. But I do plan at some point to do the Eric Stratton line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504001)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:53 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

i've actually done this, but i can't for the life of me remember how. could it have been something as stupid as approving of her breakfast cereal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504008)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

"FiberOne, eh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504109)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

Hi! Does your husband/boyfriend work nights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503354)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

"Do you like Phil Collins?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503601)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

yes. i do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503642)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: multi-colored space

A solid move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503733)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: spruce crotch site

Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.

BUMP for the OP edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503865)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503891)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: multi-colored space

It is 1993?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503905)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Irradiated Turquoise Black Woman

Just lie and tell them youre in med school. After that just have a normal convo about random shit. The med school thing seals the deal from the start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503907)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: massive aromatic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503913)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Supple ape

Introduce yourself with a "Hi..." exchange your names, small talk etc. Watch her body language and keep talking if it seems she's into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503922)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:40 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

the toughest thing is how to deal with one-word answers and such when she's obviously not into it. when she is into is, she cooperates and it flows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503942)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

Go to :28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BC9g9dbdlA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503923)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:38 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

man, having a plan or a line in mine seems doomed for failure. it's all so situationally dependent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503935)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Did you even read my poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503949)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:44 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

yeah, i really liked it, excellent examples all. but by the way you spew those out it seems like they're either actually off the cuff or at least feel off the cuff. i feel like most people are thinking about coming up with some sort of script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503977)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Combo of cuff and script. I have a boatload of lines which is why I don't mind blasting some on xo. Nothing wrong with having something set up just be able to freestyle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504074)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:45 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

i liked that one you had "do you mind if I hit on you for a few minutes" or something

i used it a couple times with some success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503980)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Man ty for reporting back. I forgot all about that. Its disarming if you do it in a joking non creep way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504043)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction

but then again your post is potentially helpful, and mine isn't so i guess i should feel bad for not giving back to the community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503989)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:41 AM
Author: khaki house-broken patrolman private investor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFNtIZdiiI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503954)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: mildly autistic chapel

be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.

then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503991)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 1:59 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

100% agreed with your first line. Most people who go to a bar are bored, especially if they're not drunk yet. They're sitting around basically waiting to meet interesting people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504026)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: multi-colored space

How do you feel about my initial poast itt? You're not really my target, but I'm curious how you might respond. Assume good enough looks to not get auto dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504064)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".

"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.

I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504224)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:35 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

how's your night going = "i dont have anything interesting to say"

as an aside, Thursday should be an unbelievable day/night, with St patty's, March madness, and nice weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504262)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:38 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Masturbator

Thursday will be fucking awesome. March is my favorite month. St. Patrick's Day (a holiday devoted to the glorification of the drinking experience) and March Madness are two of my favorite things EVAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504287)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:44 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

Lots of drunk girls with lowered standards and college bball is an amazing combo. I must agree. gotta get my work done for the week by Wed night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504319)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:01 AM
Author: multi-colored space

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504035)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: Curious Insecure Locale

girls aren't bored; there's always something to gossip with their friends about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504065)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:04 AM
Author: twinkling stimulating gas station

it helps to just get used to being friendly and talking to strangers in general. be that dude who strikes up a convo in an elevator, waiting in line, etc. once you force yourself to do it a while it becomes a lot easier to talk to girls because they aren't girls any more, just people you talk to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504049)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sandwich

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504080)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:11 AM
Author: twinkling stimulating gas station

you should still be playing beirut with dumb asian slores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504099)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: splenetic library coffee pot

"hey I'm ____, wanna throw some balls with me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504124)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:12 AM
Author: grizzly organic girlfriend therapy

strike up convos with girls on justin.tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504108)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 8:08 AM
Author: onyx marvelous potus double fault

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504847)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: garnet round eye

hey...ummm....what the fuck is up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504179)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:22 AM
Author: Ivory Dashing Circlehead

thoughts on bodily fluid exchange?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504531)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:24 AM
Author: Bossy gay theatre reading party

"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it didn't go well with my shirt"

Usually at least gets a laugh out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504538)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: Citrine haunted graveyard

Usually start off with a hello. Compliment them with a subtle jab. Then basically move straight to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504613)