XO ALPHAS: what do you say to girls at bars?
| stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | Racy Dull Church Dopamine | 03/14/11 | | stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | odious maroon mood parlor | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | exciting mauve hell skinny woman | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | effete degenerate | 03/14/11 | | appetizing church building | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | ivory native sound barrier | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | slippery ruby abode | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Glittery point associate | 03/14/11 | | Racy Dull Church Dopamine | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | Racy Dull Church Dopamine | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Honey-headed chad | 03/14/11 | | Boyish carmine kitchen | 03/14/11 | | Filthy insanely creepy ticket booth macaca | 03/14/11 | | Aromatic market | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | Primrose wonderful dog poop | 03/14/11 | | Razzmatazz Piazza | 03/14/11 | | dark hairless tank | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Razzmatazz Piazza | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | Razzmatazz Piazza | 03/14/11 | | Mind-boggling cream cruise ship | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Diverse twinkling uncleanness | 05/20/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | Balding comical pozpig | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Boyish carmine kitchen | 03/14/11 | | dark hairless tank | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | sinister old irish cottage sanctuary | 03/14/11 | | Useless genital piercing | 03/14/11 | | Self-absorbed impressive trailer park dragon | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | heady home athletic conference | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | smoky public bath | 03/14/11 | | Internet-worthy maize shrine | 03/14/11 | | Spectacular nubile spot half-breed | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | cracking silver corner | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | translucent mediation | 03/14/11 | | Doobsian Institution | 03/14/11 | | iridescent cumskin | 03/14/11 | | Mind-boggling cream cruise ship | 03/14/11 | | iridescent cumskin | 03/14/11 | | supple underhanded stag film community account | 03/14/11 | | appetizing church building | 03/14/11 | | Chrome outnumbered round eye | 03/14/11 | | khaki school | 03/14/11 | | Turquoise lodge liquid oxygen | 03/14/11 | | thriller greedy stead | 03/14/11 | | Sepia Dead Meetinghouse | 03/14/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:21 AM Author: stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm
At the age of 24, I've finally started approaching women. For the most part they've seemed receptive, but the problem is I don't know what the fuck to say to them when I start talking to them. I end up saying stupid shit like "how's your night going?" I need help concealing the undeniable fact that I am boring as fuckkkk
EDIT: This has nothing to do with the OP, but I just remembered a lulzy thing that happened last night at the bar. My buddy and I were getting drinks and looking towards two girls, trying to work up balls to approach. An intense looking dood approaches me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn to him, and he says in a THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT "do these women belong to you?" I thought about it for a second, and then said no. He said "thank you" and walked away. He looked and sounded like Sergei from Season 2 of the Wire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503044) |
 |
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:41 AM Author: Boyish carmine kitchen
no shit.
i ask my gf one innocuous question and she gives me a 10 minute monologue until i put on my headphones and resume megapoasting
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503278) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:46 AM Author: Internet-worthy maize shrine
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503328)
|
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Internet-worthy maize shrine
You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503332)
|
Date: March 14th, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Balding comical pozpig
go to coffee shops and feign reading the paper. strike up conversations with randoms. better yet, bring a dog and keep it outside with you while you enjoy a coffee.
girls are too guarded at bars/clubs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503351) |
 |
Date: March 14th, 2011 1:39 AM Author: cracking silver corner
A few things might be happening here. You could be going to the wrong bars. If the bar is a lounge-y place where people are sticking to their groups and sitting apart from one another, it might not be a good idea to approach random people. You might also be running into the after-work crowd where people are with their co-workers (and would feel uncomfortable flirting), or are trying to help a girlfriend through a bad breakup or otherwise having a personal conversation at a bar.
But 90% of the time, girls will be open to being approached by DESIRABLE men, and if they have their bitch sheilds up it's because THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. You are the rule, not the exception.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503937)
|
Date: March 14th, 2011 1:29 AM Author: stimulating impertinent travel guidebook business firm
Thanks for the tips doods. Solid work in this thread.
BUMP for the OP edit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503865) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 1:48 AM Author: Spectacular nubile spot half-breed
be fun. that's it. 99% of girls at a bar are bored.
then take care of logistics and push the interaction forward.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17503991) |
 |
Date: March 14th, 2011 2:29 AM Author: cracking silver corner
The problem with asking how someone's night is going is that unless it's a major party night (St Patrick's Day, Halloween, NYE and so on) that person might be hard pressed to come up with a response longer than a couple of words. It's like the interview question "So tell me a bit about yourself".
"How's your night going" also seems like one of those questions that you feel compelled to say "Great!" to while you nod your head and give a perky smile, even if your night is kind of sucking.
I guess I don't really remember the lines that have worked on me before because they didn't sound like lines.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504224) |
Date: March 14th, 2011 3:24 AM Author: thriller greedy stead
"I was thinking about wearing those heels too but it didn't go well with my shirt"
Usually at least gets a laugh out of them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1587991&forum_id=2#17504538) |
|
|