The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
How much money did you make this year? ($$$)
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| Pale station death wish | 12/18/25 |
| Costumed Mind-boggling Set Twinkling Uncleanness | 12/18/25 |
| Pale station death wish | 12/18/25 |
| Pontificating hunting ground | 12/18/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| Motley dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| insane depressive skinny woman | 12/19/25 |
| Cordovan Theatre National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Sickened Diverse Becky | 12/21/25 |
| irradiated pink trump supporter | 12/21/25 |
| Mint wagecucks | 12/21/25 |
| Galvanic Faggotry | 12/22/25 |
| bisexual native ratface | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| bisexual native ratface | 12/18/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| grizzly 180 rigor | 12/18/25 |
| Obsidian macaca really tough guy | 12/18/25 |
| grizzly 180 rigor | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| umber background story preventive strike | 12/19/25 |
| grizzly 180 rigor | 12/19/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/18/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/18/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/18/25 |
| wine double fault | 12/18/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/18/25 |
| comical senate | 12/19/25 |
| Learning disabled opaque shrine | 12/21/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| dashing coffee pot theater | 12/19/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/19/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/19/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/19/25 |
| rambunctious principal's office masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| massive church scourge upon the earth | 12/18/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| hairless temple tank | 12/19/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| Brilliant aphrodisiac cruise ship giraffe | 12/18/25 |
| comical senate | 12/19/25 |
| fragrant whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| stirring sound barrier | 12/18/25 |
| wine double fault | 12/18/25 |
| Zippy brass parlour cuckold | 12/18/25 |
| khaki electric home | 12/18/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/18/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/18/25 |
| flushed fanboi hospital | 12/19/25 |
| flushed fanboi hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Embarrassed to the bone patrolman | 12/23/25 |
| flushed fanboi hospital | 12/23/25 |
| Thriller abusive ticket booth | 12/18/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Thriller abusive ticket booth | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/22/25 |
| Thriller abusive ticket booth | 12/22/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/22/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/22/25 |
| Sickened Diverse Becky | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| aggressive concupiscible base | 12/22/25 |
| aggressive concupiscible base | 12/22/25 |
| aggressive concupiscible base | 12/22/25 |
| Thriller abusive ticket booth | 12/22/25 |
| wine double fault | 12/18/25 |
| khaki electric home | 12/18/25 |
| wine double fault | 12/18/25 |
| insane depressive skinny woman | 12/19/25 |
| Crimson medicated puppy locus | 12/19/25 |
| aggressive concupiscible base | 12/22/25 |
| comical senate | 12/18/25 |
| Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| claret magical property | 12/18/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs | 12/18/25 |
| Pale station death wish | 12/18/25 |
| hairraiser pit | 12/18/25 |
| Brilliant aphrodisiac cruise ship giraffe | 12/18/25 |
| claret magical property | 12/19/25 |
| geriatric razzmatazz hell new version | 12/20/25 |
| Ungodly peach legal warrant | 12/18/25 |
| Pontificating hunting ground | 12/18/25 |
| comical senate | 12/18/25 |
| exciting ivory boistinker rehab | 12/20/25 |
| Mint wagecucks | 12/21/25 |
| racy library | 12/18/25 |
| Cobalt area multi-billionaire | 12/18/25 |
| Dun gay wizard stage | 12/18/25 |
| Motley dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| lilac coiffed cumskin corner | 12/18/25 |
| Red trip deer antler | 12/18/25 |
| Translucent internal respiration | 12/18/25 |
| Useless digit ratio | 12/19/25 |
| cracking harsh love of her life lay | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant chrome dragon space | 12/19/25 |
| cracking harsh love of her life lay | 12/19/25 |
| Galvanic Faggotry | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant chrome dragon space | 12/19/25 |
| fragrant whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant chrome dragon space | 12/19/25 |
| azure black woman | 12/19/25 |
| Disgusting brethren | 12/19/25 |
| exhilarant buck-toothed keepsake machete pervert | 12/19/25 |
| Sooty parlor mood | 12/19/25 |
| Motley dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| Sooty parlor mood | 12/19/25 |
| insane depressive skinny woman | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/19/25 |
| Territorial Main People | 12/19/25 |
| dashing coffee pot theater | 12/19/25 |
| Chartreuse forum knife | 12/20/25 |
| hairless temple tank | 12/19/25 |
| Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead | 12/19/25 |
| Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea | 12/19/25 |
| comical senate | 12/19/25 |
| Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead | 12/19/25 |
| comical senate | 12/19/25 |
| Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead | 12/19/25 |
| lime fat ankles alpha | 12/19/25 |
| comical senate | 12/22/25 |
| fragrant whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| green sex offender lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| fragrant whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| Embarrassed to the bone patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| underhanded prole church building | 12/19/25 |
| Shivering vigorous sneaky criminal | 12/19/25 |
| underhanded prole church building | 12/20/25 |
| green sex offender lettuce | 12/21/25 |
| Galvanic Faggotry | 12/19/25 |
| exciting ivory boistinker rehab | 12/20/25 |
| Lavender partner | 12/19/25 |
| Outnumbered cocky community account idea he suggested | 12/19/25 |
| Lavender partner | 12/19/25 |
| cracking harsh love of her life lay | 12/20/25 |
| Lavender partner | 12/20/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/20/25 |
| aggressive concupiscible base | 12/20/25 |
| Lavender partner | 12/20/25 |
| claret magical property | 12/20/25 |
| Outnumbered cocky community account idea he suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/20/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/20/25 |
| Cordovan Theatre National Security Agency | 12/19/25 |
| Useless digit ratio | 12/20/25 |
| razzle milk | 12/20/25 |
| razzle milk | 12/20/25 |
| razzle milk | 12/20/25 |
| Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| Henna chapel | 12/20/25 |
| Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/20/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| underhanded prole church building | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious principal's office masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| twisted clown | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/22/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Hateful charismatic pistol | 12/21/25 |
| irradiated pink trump supporter | 12/21/25 |
| drunken gaming laptop garrison | 12/21/25 |
| Misanthropic supple dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| Thriller abusive ticket booth | 12/22/25 |
| Henna chapel | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| mewling histrionic resort | 12/21/25 |
| Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena | 12/21/25 |
| Obsidian macaca really tough guy | 12/21/25 |
| Henna chapel | 12/24/25 |
| sable jet-lagged indian lodge laser beams | 12/26/25 |
| Maroon genital piercing | 12/22/25 |
| Mint wagecucks | 12/22/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/23/25 |
| underhanded prole church building | 12/22/25 |
| sable jet-lagged indian lodge laser beams | 12/22/25 |
| Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea | 12/22/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/23/25 |
| Embarrassed to the bone patrolman | 12/25/25 |
| Fuchsia Trust Fund | 12/25/25 |
| Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea | 12/25/25 |
| twisted clown | 12/25/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519900) |
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund 710K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519904) |
 |
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519912) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519925) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit Biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Pale station death wish Me: 842k Wife: 267K
Including last year's bonus |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Set Twinkling Uncleanness Lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Pale station death wish My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520499) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Pontificating hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520500) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522136) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Motley dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522234) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: insane depressive skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522244) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Cordovan Theatre National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524723) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Sickened Diverse Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528367) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: irradiated pink trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528449) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Mint wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528567) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Galvanic Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531910) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: bisexual native ratface $350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit Trash or legal fees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519933) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: bisexual native ratface Picking up trash would be much more dignified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520159) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522139) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: grizzly 180 rigor $130k in shitlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Obsidian macaca really tough guy as a solo? associate? paralegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519937) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: grizzly 180 rigor AssociaTTTe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520075) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit why dont you go solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: umber background story preventive strike I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: grizzly 180 rigor Nigger voicemail$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.
Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.
Turns out I was a retard for going in house. |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: wine double fault you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: comical senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Learning disabled opaque shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?
This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: dashing coffee pot theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs Over $400k if you add wife.
After tax income: ~200k
Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k
Child care: ~$50k
Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: rambunctious principal's office masturbator you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: massive church scourge upon the earth 286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: hairless temple tank PATRIARCHY!!!
Of course it doesn’t. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus Oh. So why does she work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac cruise ship giraffe 180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: comical senate don't you brag about being rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: fragrant whorehouse sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: stirring sound barrier me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k
but i was also laid off
|
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: wine double fault if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Zippy brass parlour cuckold Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: khaki electric home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort $790K. Wife made about $15K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit Doing what, and why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort I am atty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit I know that, I meant your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: flushed fanboi hospital I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: flushed fanboi hospital I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone patrolman He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM Author: flushed fanboi hospital I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Thriller abusive ticket booth Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Thriller abusive ticket booth You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Thriller abusive ticket booth Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort ? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Sickened Diverse Becky lol I make more money than lex tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: aggressive concupiscible base I feel safe in this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: aggressive concupiscible base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: aggressive concupiscible base lex how’s your dating life? jw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Thriller abusive ticket booth I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: wine double fault why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: khaki electric home Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: wine double fault i don't even know whether my wife has a job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: insane depressive skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Crimson medicated puppy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM Author: aggressive concupiscible base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: comical senate not enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM Author: Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: claret magical property little under $6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Step-uncle's House Hairy Legs MFCR. State occupation, thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Pale station death wish 271K TOPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: hairraiser pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac cruise ship giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: claret magical property sorry ur mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: geriatric razzmatazz hell new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Ungodly peach legal warrant Six figures, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Pontificating hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: comical senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: exciting ivory boistinker rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Mint wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: racy library -$184K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Cobalt area multi-billionaire I fail to see how this is relevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Dun gay wizard stage Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Motley dingle berry holy fuck how jewish are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: lilac coiffed cumskin corner low-200s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Red trip deer antler 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Translucent internal respiration like 2 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Useless digit ratio $360k in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: cracking harsh love of her life lay Less than I want but way more than I deserve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Vibrant chrome dragon space I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: cracking harsh love of her life lay Shrew'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Galvanic Faggotry lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Vibrant chrome dragon space She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: fragrant whorehouse (guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Vibrant chrome dragon space thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: azure black woman I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Disgusting brethren Who wants to pay off my house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: exhilarant buck-toothed keepsake machete pervert negative money (lived off debt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Sooty parlor mood ~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Motley dingle berry what happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Sooty parlor mood i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: insane depressive skinny woman if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.
my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Territorial Main People Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: dashing coffee pot theater $600k as solo lolyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Chartreuse forum knife Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: hairless temple tank ~$900k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: comical senate Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead How many blowjobs can I get for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: comical senate well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Chest-beating mustard gaping circlehead That 1/3 sounds disappointing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: lime fat ankles alpha lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM Author: comical senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: fragrant whorehouse you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: green sex offender lettuce the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: fragrant whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone patrolman I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: underhanded prole church building Lol rfk did 20pullups on video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Shivering vigorous sneaky criminal if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+
maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: underhanded prole church building Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM Author: green sex offender lettuce LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Galvanic Faggotry You sound poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: exciting ivory boistinker rehab but self-selection... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: Lavender partner I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Outnumbered cocky community account idea he suggested XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"
*rubs hands togther*
"But I made 750k last year!!!!!" |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Lavender partner Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.
And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: cracking harsh love of her life lay Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Lavender partner It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: aggressive concupiscible base Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM Author: Lavender partner TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: claret magical property this is correct.
I started with 26 people in my summer class.
Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.
Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr
three others are in-house
All others are somewhere other than law. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Outnumbered cocky community account idea he suggested amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM Author: Cordovan Theatre National Security Agency $160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Useless digit ratio I paid just under that in taxes this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM Author: razzle milk somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: razzle milk this number includes all income, not just wagecucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: razzle milk actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.
Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.
Solo PI. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Henna chapel How do you get your taxable income lower? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own office building Office building depreciation/property taxes Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off. like 75k in meals and travel Gas Health Insurance Mortgage interest home/office I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc. ~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.
Creative but nothing fraud.
|
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit Creative but nothing fraud tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM Author: mewling histrionic resort Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Burgundy boyish school cafeteria son of senegal Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: underhanded prole church building About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: rambunctious principal's office masturbator 425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM Author: twisted clown still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.
next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM Author: mewling histrionic resort That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.
i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.
equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.
if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.
we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.
all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass. |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.
It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.
when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)
you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?
i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.
we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.
|
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit are you still pozzed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena undetectable brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Hissy Fit i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena wow this is hot, let's take this off boart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Hateful charismatic pistol $595k (which is like $390k after taxes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: irradiated pink trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM Author: drunken gaming laptop garrison Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Misanthropic supple dog poop 600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked
30hr/week |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Thriller abusive ticket booth 180 last note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Henna chapel About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.
It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.
However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.
Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena that is 180, very impressive.
very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.
but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.
on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: mewling histrionic resort I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Self-absorbed Big-titted Striped Hyena i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Obsidian macaca really tough guy just do discreet affairs bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356) |
|
Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Henna chapel Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515) |
|
Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: sable jet-lagged indian lodge laser beams I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Maroon genital piercing CSLG free thread. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Mint wagecucks Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund count any bonus you received in calendar 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM Author: underhanded prole church building I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM Author: sable jet-lagged indian lodge laser beams About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.
Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later. |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund whats the other 35% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone patrolman cap gains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49539832) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Fuchsia Trust Fund are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Talented cheese-eating trailer park marketing idea I'm up like $440k now on the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM Author: twisted clown ~$500k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879) |