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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Black Institution
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
multi-colored garrison
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
multi-colored garrison
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
multi-colored garrison
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
multi-colored garrison
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
multi-colored garrison
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
multi-colored garrison
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
multi-colored garrison
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
multi-colored garrison
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
multi-colored garrison
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Black Institution
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Black Institution
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Sooty Appetizing Piazza
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Black Institution
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Black Institution
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His moniker?
peach skinny woman sex offender
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Cowardly quadroon
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
floppy station
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Unholy Boiling Water School Cafeteria
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
floppy station
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
floppy station
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Canary generalized bond
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Black Institution
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Bateful embarrassed to the bone base legend
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
unhinged black woman meetinghouse
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Angry gold doctorate cumskin
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Black Institution
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
poppy national security agency
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Black Institution
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Angry gold doctorate cumskin
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Cowardly quadroon
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Sooty Appetizing Piazza
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Black Institution
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Black Institution
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Black Institution
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
excitant magical roommate
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
flesh hell
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Adventurous kitchen wrinkle
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
flesh hell
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Amazing 🐶
Adventurous kitchen wrinkle
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
flesh hell
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Black Institution
  05/22/26
lol
Sooty Appetizing Piazza
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
House-broken razzmatazz indian lodge jewess
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Exciting pocket flask
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Black Institution
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Exciting pocket flask
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Link?
Black Institution
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Exciting pocket flask
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Odious violet dog poop
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Black Institution
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Black Institution
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Black Institution
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Jared Baumeister
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Black Institution
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Passionate magenta brunch goal in life
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They have a pretty sick IG
Black Institution
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Exciting pocket flask
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Drab Point
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Killself seems appropriate
Mind-boggling kitty cat
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
massive menage gaping
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Black Institution
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AI
Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Alcoholic racy library
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
opaque learning disabled locale filthpig
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Black Institution
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
flesh hell
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Electric Hilarious Reading Party
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Black Institution

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Black Institution

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Black Institution

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sooty Appetizing Piazza

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Black Institution

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Black Institution

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: peach skinny woman sex offender

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Black Institution

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: shaky crawly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Angry gold doctorate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Talented box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly quadroon

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: floppy station

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Unholy Boiling Water School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: floppy station

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: floppy station

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Canary generalized bond

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Black Institution

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful embarrassed to the bone base legend

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: unhinged black woman meetinghouse

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Angry gold doctorate cumskin

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Black Institution

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: poppy national security agency

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Black Institution

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Angry gold doctorate cumskin

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cowardly quadroon

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Sooty Appetizing Piazza

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Black Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: House-broken razzmatazz indian lodge jewess

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Black Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Black Institution

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: obsidian ape

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: excitant magical roommate

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: flesh hell

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Adventurous kitchen wrinkle

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: flesh hell

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Adventurous kitchen wrinkle

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: orange infuriating temple rigor

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: flesh hell

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: duck-like dead field turdskin

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Black Institution

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sooty Appetizing Piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: House-broken razzmatazz indian lodge jewess

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Black Institution

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Black Institution

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Odious violet dog poop

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Black Institution

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Black Institution

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Black Institution

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Black Institution

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Passionate magenta brunch goal in life

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Black Institution

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Drab Point

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: massive menage gaping

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Black Institution

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant coffee pot dingle berry

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Sienna candlestick maker useless brakes

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic racy library

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: opaque learning disabled locale filthpig

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Black Institution

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: flesh hell

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Electric Hilarious Reading Party

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068093)