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Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Anal Metal Church

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: aromatic public bath hairy legs

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: heady jewess

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy national security agency degenerate

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Dun razzle newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy national security agency degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Talking menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Claret 180 cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Topaz Odious Church Building Associate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Topaz Odious Church Building Associate

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Glittery copper scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: olive reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: deranged peach address cumskin

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: ocher concupiscible halford corn cake

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: contagious puppy house

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: dashing voyeur theater stage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: ocher concupiscible halford corn cake

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dead shitlib heaven

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Nubile Circlehead Plaza

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: dead shitlib heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dead shitlib heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Really Tough Guy Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Rehab

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Big Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Khaki Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)