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Partner: ur best shot is of counsel here as a brief writer

I asked him what my end game is here because the firm hasn't...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
did u bomb ur AUSA interviews bro
Silver misunderstood internal respiration
  05/26/12
I haven't heard from the ausa office since they checked my r...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
c&f issues bro?
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  05/29/12
boomers are lying to you beyond that idk
lascivious ivory resort
  05/26/12
Yeah prolly right about that. But at least he didnt say, &...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
if you're going to "lateral" to a more prestigious...
lascivious ivory resort
  05/26/12
Because more prestige is new pressure and other smart associ...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
This. This partner sounds like he is at least giving you som...
flatulent chad famous landscape painting
  05/28/12
what would you make as counsel?
Aromatic fortuitous meteor
  05/26/12
What?
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
sorry, question was unclear. what kind of money would you m...
Aromatic fortuitous meteor
  05/26/12
Same base, $250k. But rent in PA is much higher. Of counse...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
300k surfing westlaw all day everyday dont sound too bad man
Soul-stirring Twinkling French Chef
  05/26/12
Yeah, but is it just a boomer lie to keep me here? Hard to ...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change.
tan whorehouse
  05/26/12
==> best guitar solo ever
Jet-lagged Public Bath Cuckoldry
  05/28/12
go to moar prestigious firm and keepy applying to ausa jobs
Soul-stirring Twinkling French Chef
  05/26/12
More prestigious firm = more screamers, higher expectations,...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
Greetings, If you're an 11th year, you're sitting on net we...
Claret razzle athletic conference school cafeteria
  05/26/12
each additional year of biglaw is worth at least $265K, so p...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
sounds like a boring existence im basically bigfed and th...
wine vengeful mental disorder legal warrant
  05/26/12
go solo you fucking beta.
lemon gaping den
  05/26/12
I am beta and risk averse, I can't function in shitlaw or a ...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
sounds like aspie brief writer suits you well. what are you ...
lemon gaping den
  05/26/12
Yea but I don't know how realistic it is to carve myself out...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
matching the partner's assessment of you
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  05/26/12
yea
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
tcr. how can u have been there so long and not have a book b...
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99% of biglaw associates don't have a book of business. My....
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
Basement virgin.
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  05/28/12
so what's the point of going to palo alto again?
Insanely creepy new version parlour
  05/26/12
Because I don't feel appreciated enough at current firm, I a...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
you're not going to learn anything at the palo firm, are you...
Insanely creepy new version parlour
  05/26/12
To be fair, as I typed out all those reasons I thought to my...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
I guess if it were me I'd run to the firm where the more com...
Insanely creepy new version parlour
  05/26/12
At the cost of more stress, higher expectations?
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
Greetings, So you're 35 and strongly considering coasting w...
Claret razzle athletic conference school cafeteria
  05/26/12
yeah i don't understand the approach to life here. he's THA...
Slap-happy Circlehead Lodge
  05/28/12
i was at a pressure cooker law firm before with high expecta...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
these are also good points.
comical gas station brethren
  05/28/12
yeah, but that's just me.
Insanely creepy new version parlour
  05/27/12
you realize if you want to learn how to run cases u are goin...
alcoholic point juggernaut
  05/28/12
The first thing you need to do is start broadening your sour...
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  05/29/12
managing partner of lit in our office has work by default --...
boyish bright brunch
  05/29/12
so the managing partner of your office doesn't even respect ...
ruby geriatric ceo church
  05/29/12
the managing partner doesn't really run any of his own cases...
boyish bright brunch
  05/29/12
Well, maybe if you talk to him (or someone else) yourself, y...
wonderful volcanic crater rehab
  05/29/12
just curious, how many of counsels have you come across that...
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  05/26/12
I know a couple but it is extremely rare, and both are very ...
boyish bright brunch
  05/26/12
yeah man this sounds risky. so you become this guy and then ...
opaque galvanic area trump supporter
  05/26/12
yeah, this is true, if my firm goes dewey, ill be fucked
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
i know one, but honestly it isn't ideal and is incredibly in...
alcoholic point juggernaut
  05/28/12
you *will* be fired where you are. very very soon. "oh...
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  05/26/12
CR.
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  05/26/12
partner said i'd be fine
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  05/27/12
just do restatement sec 90 bro
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He'll say "sorry, unfortunately the business climate is...
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  05/29/12
tcr
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  05/29/12
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boyish bright brunch
  05/27/12
why would you bother believing a partner that has no clout? ...
ruby geriatric ceo church
  05/27/12
i guess the problem is that i want to believe him because i ...
boyish bright brunch
  05/27/12
if only you had a smart gf instead of some hot banddood fuck...
Insanely creepy new version parlour
  05/27/12
shit 1600? is there really no work? at the end of every day,...
alcoholic point juggernaut
  05/27/12
Lol 8 hours a day and I'd still be fucked
boyish bright brunch
  05/27/12
2k is respectable, 1600 is seriously slacking mode
alcoholic point juggernaut
  05/28/12
CLASSIC shitboomer ploy bro
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  05/27/12
cr. "hey, this is your best shot at making counsel....
lascivious ivory resort
  05/27/12
I had a convo like this w/ my Judge the other day. Before...
Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness
  05/27/12
i don't think you know what local counsel means, breh
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  05/27/12
Please STFU. If you are going to comment, at least do so ...
Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness
  05/28/12
(mad as fuck little breh with no clerkship)
Contagious sneaky criminal
  05/28/12
Of course I don't have a clerkship, asshole. I'M A PRACTI...
Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness
  05/28/12
This made sense up to the part about local counsel writing b...
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  05/28/12
What the fuck does that have to do with everything else he w...
Orchid Floppy Station
  05/28/12
Saying just do local counsel writing your briefs makes absol...
Contagious sneaky criminal
  05/28/12
No, it just shows that you like being an asshole over a smal...
Orchid Floppy Station
  05/28/12
(mentally ill)
Cerebral incel partner
  05/28/12
lol, also, i've seen local counsel draft briefs, do all kind...
Slap-happy Circlehead Lodge
  05/28/12
yeah this seems mostly true. but somehow i feel like ok abo...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
Ok, but what are you going to do in 12-18 months?
Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness
  05/28/12
Hopefully AUSA by then
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
If you wanna do AUSA, then why do you care about your standi...
Orchid Floppy Station
  05/28/12
Yes although ausa jobs are so far and few between, I'm not s...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
Out of curiosity, do you have an in at a USAO? I find it sh...
shaky associate laser beams
  05/28/12
nope. im not assuming i will get ausa, i am just hoping, th...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
cot damn, idk what to do. PA sucks and I really dont want t...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
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  05/28/12
not sure why you are considering PA. first off, LOLFL at an ...
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  05/28/12
Ok, but I may not have 5-6 years. As others have mentioned,...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
relocating entirely is worth another six months? man, you ha...
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  05/28/12
im talking worst case scenario at current firm vs worst case...
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
not sure how you think some partners will make you better br...
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  05/28/12
enjoy unemployment faggot.
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  05/28/12
you really need to figure out how to run your own shit. Eve...
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  05/28/12
yeah, this is true
boyish bright brunch
  05/28/12
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  05/28/12
yeah plus we do so much run of the mill stupid shit at my bo...
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  05/28/12
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  05/28/12
an aspie isn't going to ever be able to run his own shit com...
alcoholic point juggernaut
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any weekday crew want to weigh in?
boyish bright brunch
  05/29/12
Yeah. Upgrade to a new job son. You have enough in savings (...
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  05/29/12
You're an idiot if you let your alternative offer lapse.
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  05/29/12
yes maybe, or i can milk it here another 12 months and just ...
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  05/29/12
ITT we meet the type of guy that secretly wants to watch oth...
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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

I asked him what my end game is here because the firm hasn't made anyone partner in the la office infour years, there are several 11nth + year associates at the firm ahead of me in the queue and all I do now is just write briefs and motions-zero case management, zero discovery, zero trial, 100% full aspie shut in sitting on westlaw in my office all day long.

I am not gonna stand out as a the top brief guy if I go to Palo alto firm. But i enjoy that rep now here. So partner said my best bet is, stick it out here, bill 2k a year, and carve out a niche as the brief writing guru, and I can try and snag of counsel here.

Otherwise go to the more

prestigious firm, do appellate or whatever, not stand out and not make partner and be another homeless ex biglaw associate in a few years scraping by at some shut boutique.

Partner also said everyone has low hours this year, and just try to get to 1600 or so.

Thoughts????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770884)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Silver misunderstood internal respiration

did u bomb ur AUSA interviews bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770902)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

I haven't heard from the ausa office since they checked my references!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770909)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:13 AM
Author: Sick electric bbw site

c&f issues bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20784374)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious ivory resort

boomers are lying to you

beyond that idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770903)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Yeah prolly right about that. But at least he didnt say, "bill 3000 hours and you'll make partner here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770916)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: lascivious ivory resort

if you're going to "lateral" to a more prestigious firm then why not do that? tell the partner if they want to keep you they can of counsel you this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770926)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Because more prestige is new pressure and other smart associates to compete against. I already quit a prestigious firm to go to current firm because I had a problem coping with the high expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770963)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: flatulent chad famous landscape painting

This. This partner sounds like he is at least giving you some version of reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782131)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor

what would you make as counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770913)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770920)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor

sorry, question was unclear. what kind of money would you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770931)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Same base, $250k. But rent in PA is much higher. Of counsel at current firm probably make $300k or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770944)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Twinkling French Chef

300k surfing westlaw all day everyday dont sound too bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770954)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Yeah, but is it just a boomer lie to keep me here? Hard to tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770968)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: tan whorehouse

Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771068)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Public Bath Cuckoldry

==> best guitar solo ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20779077)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Twinkling French Chef

go to moar prestigious firm and keepy applying to ausa jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770914)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

More prestigious firm = more screamers, higher expectations, more stress, and more likelihood I quit in a huff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770933)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: Claret razzle athletic conference school cafeteria

Greetings,

If you're an 11th year, you're sitting on net wealth in excess of a mil, right? And you're only 35-36?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771196)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

each additional year of biglaw is worth at least $265K, so pretax $1.325mm. presumably i could save a big chunk of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780479)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: wine vengeful mental disorder legal warrant

sounds like a boring existence

im basically bigfed and this is all i do too, but for half your pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770930)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: lemon gaping den

go solo you fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770941)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

I am beta and risk averse, I can't function in shitlaw or a boutique where I need to generate my own business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770976)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: lemon gaping den

sounds like aspie brief writer suits you well. what are you complaining about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771002)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Yea but I don't know how realistic it is to carve myself out a niche as a brief writer here. It would really depend on my current partner debelopiv his own book to feed, or other partners willing to use me as a brief writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771045)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Frozen frisky tank

matching the partner's assessment of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771014)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780481)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:14 PM
Author: Glittery chapel generalized bond

tcr. how can u have been there so long and not have a book big enough to support yourself on your own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770985)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

99% of biglaw associates don't have a book of business. My. Partner. Doesn't even have one, he is a service partner for a big player in new York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771035)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:02 PM
Author: flatulent chad famous landscape painting

Basement virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782138)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy new version parlour

so what's the point of going to palo alto again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20770981)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Because I don't feel appreciated enough at current firm, I am not challenged to do my best work, there is no dedicated appellate practice here, I am not learning how to run cases or do what senior associates are supposed to know how to do, the main partner I work for is not a rainmaker and I have my doubts he can continue to support me long term, this of counsel firm brief writer thing i am suspicious how feasible it is, more prestigious firm presumably gives me better shot at Ausa or in house, and at least I will be learning stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771024)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy new version parlour

you're not going to learn anything at the palo firm, are you? how do you "run" an appellate case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771038)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

To be fair, as I typed out all those reasons I thought to myself, these don't seem very compelling for the risk I am taking of giving up a very easy $250k job.

I would work for very smart partners on more complex appeals, I feel like my writing etc would improve. And the office said if I want to take on a blended role and do commercial lit so I relearn those skills, they will let me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771064)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy new version parlour

I guess if it were me I'd run to the firm where the more complex work was, but I'm a law nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771070)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

At the cost of more stress, higher expectations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771146)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Claret razzle athletic conference school cafeteria

Greetings,

So you're 35 and strongly considering coasting without improving your skills or expanding your work experience until retirement? Sounds like you're sort of dead already.

GC friend of mine once told me: you should change your job when you stop learning new things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771202)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead Lodge

yeah i don't understand the approach to life here. he's THAT terrified of a new challenge?

people deal with this hit constantly , just man up. sounds like you'll do just fine mr night elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782262)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

i was at a pressure cooker law firm before with high expectations and hated life. at least at my new firm, i am not miserable. no all nighters, very few late nights, the work is easy and usually stress free. "not miserable" is often best people can say about a biglaw firm life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782355)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 8:24 PM
Author: comical gas station brethren

these are also good points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782707)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy new version parlour

yeah, but that's just me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775483)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

you realize if you want to learn how to run cases u are going to have to step outside your beta writing-only comfort zone, right? have you taken any depos and shit? could you do that? would you even want to? plus a lot more client contact, etc etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782812)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful volcanic crater rehab

The first thing you need to do is start broadening your sources of work at your current firm. How long have you been there? Someone's got to be busy. Find out who and offer your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786197)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: boyish bright brunch

managing partner of lit in our office has work by default -- other offices call him when they need l.a. counsel -- but a junior associate told me the partner said he would never give me work because he views me as the bitch associate of the other partner, and that I would never prioritize his work over my partner's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786272)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: ruby geriatric ceo church

so the managing partner of your office doesn't even respect you? you obviously have no future at this firm and you're definitely not going to be made of counsel. if you aren't going to take the palo alto job, you should at least look for something else. how difficult is it to find another litigation associate position in l.a.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786289)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

the managing partner doesn't really run any of his own cases and just divvies them out to his pet associates. Unfortunately I am not one of them and I am not sure if I can be. He has no serious power at the firm anymore despite the title, and cannot really make or break anyone's career here anymore, but yeah, with him not liking me, of counsel is even less likely.

Now that I have thought about it more, I care less about securing of counsel and more about just maximizing my time in biglaw so I make as much money as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786557)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:03 PM
Author: wonderful volcanic crater rehab

Well, maybe if you talk to him (or someone else) yourself, you can convince them that you really do want some work and will work hard on it.

Obviously, if you get it, you need to do a good, fast job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786340)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: opaque galvanic area trump supporter

just curious, how many of counsels have you come across that are a "go to brief writer" in their firm? is this an actual thing in law firms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771123)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

I know a couple but it is extremely rare, and both are very old guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771142)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: opaque galvanic area trump supporter

yeah man this sounds risky. so you become this guy and then what? you're stuck doing that for the next 20-30 years? what happens if your firm goes under or you get laid off, etc. sounds like the only good thing is an immediate niche but then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771151)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yeah, this is true, if my firm goes dewey, ill be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780487)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:01 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

i know one, but honestly it isn't ideal and is incredibly inefficient. having to review the entire case and get up to par on facts, etc. takes a ton of hours. easier to have someone who is already well versed w/ the case just write the brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782821)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: painfully honest jap theater stage

you *will* be fired where you are. very very soon. "oh just do 1600 this year no one is doing more"

youre an idiot if you dont jump ship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771197)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 6:02 PM
Author: curious balding digit ratio

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20771666)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

partner said i'd be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775452)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Sienna arousing trust fund

just do restatement sec 90 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775573)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Massive stimulating menage hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775736)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated dilemma main people

He'll say "sorry, unfortunately the business climate is worse than he thought, blah blah blah, not personal, blah blah blah, you're still a great associate and he is confident that you'll have a great future..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786013)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: Irradiated dilemma main people

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786006)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775367)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: ruby geriatric ceo church

why would you bother believing a partner that has no clout? take the other job, get some skillz and go in-house or bigfed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775480)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

i guess the problem is that i want to believe him because i am not that excited about palo alto and this new job. i dont want to take a job im not excited about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775532)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy new version parlour

if only you had a smart gf instead of some hot banddood fucker to discuss this with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775560)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

shit 1600? is there really no work? at the end of every day, just start padding your hours until you hit 8 hours. boom 2k hours. DO NOT LEAVE FOR HOME UNTIL U CAN SAY U BILLED 8 HOURS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775715)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Lol 8 hours a day and I'd still be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20777891)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

2k is respectable, 1600 is seriously slacking mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782027)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 1:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated son of senegal theater

CLASSIC shitboomer ploy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20775737)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious ivory resort

cr.

"hey, this is your best shot at making counsel. oh, and i think 1600 will be fine."

[6 months later]

"yeah, it's not working out. i fought for you, but your billables aren't very high and you really don't do much besides write memos. it was a tough choice but we had to let you go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20777913)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness

I had a convo like this w/ my Judge the other day.

Before she took the bench she was a Partner at a BIGLAW firm in the nearby BIG CITY of our jurisdiction.

In our current city her old firm has a satelittle office so she still keeps in touch w/ the people there.

She was telling me of a particular associate there who she thinks fondly of and has been there for 7 years. Unfortunately, she said that he has a snowball's chance in hell at making partnership b/c all he does is write briefs for Partners in the D.C. office.

She was telling me as a cautionary tale how important it is to always develop new skills for my career and not count on my current job to take care of me.

I say all that to say that YOU ARE FUCKT if you stay there in "HOAP" of making Of Counsel and becoming the "go to" guy for briefs.

Shit, they could easily go to local counsel for that shit or just hire a small firm that does appellate work to handle their brief writing.

LOOK OUT FOR YOUR OWN CAREER, it doesn't sound like that Partner will do it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20778833)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Contagious sneaky criminal

i don't think you know what local counsel means, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20778845)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness

Please STFU.

If you are going to comment, at least do so regarding the substance of my reply.

Don't look for stupid shit to nit-pick like a dumb little faggot.

EDIT:

DIAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20778973)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 1:03 AM
Author: Contagious sneaky criminal

(mad as fuck little breh with no clerkship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20779231)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness

Of course I don't have a clerkship, asshole.

I'M A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!

Please gas self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20779321)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 1:31 AM
Author: Charismatic stubborn nursing home

This made sense up to the part about local counsel writing briefs. Then it was clear you have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20779349)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Orchid Floppy Station

What the fuck does that have to do with everything else he wrote?

I swear you aspie dickwads look for anything to criticize somebody over.

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780364)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 1:46 PM
Author: Contagious sneaky criminal

Saying just do local counsel writing your briefs makes absolutely zero sense. It's not a nitpicked typo, it's that it shows this guy has no idea what he's talking about and no idea what local counsel does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780825)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 4:40 PM
Author: Orchid Floppy Station

No, it just shows that you like being an asshole over a small point.

JFC

CONGRATS BRO, YOU TOTALLY PWN'D SOLAW BY POINTING OUT THAT LOCAL COUNSEL DOESN'T DRAFT BRIEFS!

HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE SUCH A 180 ALPHA LITIGATOR!

Are you happy now that you've won this internet debate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781761)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral incel partner

(mentally ill)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782147)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead Lodge

lol, also, i've seen local counsel draft briefs, do all kinds of shit, depending on the relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782272)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:26 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yeah this seems mostly true. but somehow i feel like ok about milking my current situation and getting in 12-18 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780497)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Provocative Orchestra Pit Messiness

Ok, but what are you going to do in 12-18 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780570)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 1:44 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Hopefully AUSA by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780813)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Orchid Floppy Station

If you wanna do AUSA, then why do you care about your standing in the firm long-term?

Can't you just coast-by until the AUSA has an opening and then just leave regardless of what you do w/ this firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781782)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Yes although ausa jobs are so far and few between, I'm not sure how mch I can count on landing sonething before my current firm spits me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781944)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 7:38 PM
Author: shaky associate laser beams

Out of curiosity, do you have an in at a USAO? I find it shocking how many strivers assume they will get AUSA gigs in their lifetime, let alone within the next few years when it's convenient to exit their current firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782517)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

nope. im not assuming i will get ausa, i am just hoping, that would be the outcome after 12-18 months at current firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782535)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

cot damn, idk what to do. PA sucks and I really dont want to throw myself into the fire again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780499)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 2:01 PM
Author: Haunting bat-shit-crazy garrison

Trial work is declining for major commercial litigations. Litigation at big firms is moving towards the specialization of tasks. I don't see anything wrong with concentrating on brief writing and research. Brief writing is incredibly important especially considering that this is how most opposing counsel, clients, and judges develop their opinion of a particular lawyer or firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20780888)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 4:52 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz depressive hall

not sure why you are considering PA. first off, LOLFL at an associate not feeling appreciated. seriously man, you're just pretty ok at a specific thing that is completely useless outside of a very specific context, and don't forget they could replace you with ease. you're a white collar drone - nobody is ever going to seriously 'appreciate' you, so grow the fuck up. you're an employee, not a special person who they should give more than a passing shit about.

second, you already missed the bus for becoming some kind of biglaw 'player' who is running cases or making deals. you are a self-admitted asptard who is more comfortable sitting around alone all day. you're not suddenly going to manifest the personality and skill set that would make you successful in other roles, and your superiors probably realized you weren't cut out for it long ago.

work at your current place for 5-6 more years, save a lot, then jump ship to somewhere shittier but with less hours. spend your 40s traveling a lot, raising the kids, and otherwise generally having a life. release your striver anxiety and just feel grateful that you didn't wash out in 3 years like so many, in which case you would not only have much less money to sit on, but you would have been forced into a market where your beta personality and lack of personal ability would have been put on display.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781826)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 5:22 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

Ok, but I may not have 5-6 years. As others have mentioned, because of my low billables and dependency on one service partner, i am at risk of being fired. 12-18 months is a more likely scenario. The other firm gives me probably at least an additional six months of biglaw pay on top of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781939)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 8:36 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz depressive hall

relocating entirely is worth another six months? man, you have weird priorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782759)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

im talking worst case scenario at current firm vs worst case scenario at new firm is probably ~6 months more biglaw $ at new firm, which at my current salary, net of tax, is about $75,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20783001)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: french stage

not sure how you think some partners will make you better brief writers. presumably you have google scholar and a litany of briefs needing responses to. let the judge's opinions/orders mentor you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781842)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Metal alcoholic ladyboy boltzmann

enjoy unemployment faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781950)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 5:33 PM
Author: Excitant giraffe church building

you really need to figure out how to run your own shit. Even being an of counsel brief writer sounds like zero job security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20781988)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:32 PM
Author: flatulent chad famous landscape painting

Yeah, after six months they will be like oh hey elf, work with bob the 2nd year on these briefs. And then six months later Bob is doing the briefs for half the cost of Elf. And elf is pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782268)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:54 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yeah, this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782358)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: flatulent chad famous landscape painting

The problem with biglaw is that you rarely get credit for doing qualitatively impressive shit. It's all numbers. Brief writing is too subjective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782391)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yeah plus we do so much run of the mill stupid shit at my bottom tier firm it really doesnt require quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782538)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

ding ding ding. very little in law requires more than "good enough". it's really a shame so many otherwise intelligent people picked law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782839)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: alcoholic point juggernaut

an aspie isn't going to ever be able to run his own shit completely. there's no way some aspie is going to be able to take anything all the way through trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782847)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 6:09 PM
Author: flatulent chad famous landscape painting

The pro of going to the new firm is that you have a chance to recreate yourself. No one knows you there, so you can reset your reality. On the other hand, sounds like you are in a comfortable rut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20782164)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: boyish bright brunch

any weekday crew want to weigh in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20785887)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 10:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Sadistic Meetinghouse Toaster

Yeah. Upgrade to a new job son. You have enough in savings (I'm assuming) to take a bit of long term risk. Your new job would give you an extension of security. Either way you'll get booted, but with the new one you have a couple of extra months...plus the ability to acquire new skills, and perhaps maybe a contact/client or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20785919)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated dilemma main people

You're an idiot if you let your alternative offer lapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786016)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

yes maybe, or i can milk it here another 12 months and just let shit happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20786565)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good khaki twinkling uncleanness karate

ITT we meet the type of guy that secretly wants to watch others fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20802644)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: boyish bright brunch

mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957259&forum_id=2#20802794)