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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Amethyst circlehead
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
crystalline coiffed office
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
outnumbered know-it-all legal warrant boltzmann
  05/10/24
No
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
maroon irradiated genital piercing
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
mind-boggling mischievous preventive strike
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
aphrodisiac azn
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Violent Faggot Firefighter Location
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
aphrodisiac azn
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Dead bateful round eye
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Appetizing snowy church
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Vigorous insane garrison mother
  05/12/24
...
Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
gay plaza
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
laughsome trust fund
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
rose national security agency theater stage
  05/10/24
...
Big milky gas station personal credit line
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Concupiscible international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
mind-boggling mischievous preventive strike
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Maize Marvelous Jap
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Salmon chapel turdskin
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
rose national security agency theater stage
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
self-absorbed elastic band
  05/10/24
...
startling cheese-eating party of the first part brunch
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Insanely Creepy Range
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Domesticated dashing toaster partner
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
puce menage toilet seat
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
maroon irradiated genital piercing
  05/10/24
...
tantric deranged house
  05/10/24
...
Vibrant Slimy Clown
  05/10/24
...
rose national security agency theater stage
  05/11/24
Kike!
beady-eyed tanning salon
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
outnumbered know-it-all legal warrant boltzmann
  05/10/24
he was an associate
rough-skinned giraffe cruise ship
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Citrine Deer Antler Pervert
  05/10/24
...
gay plaza
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Underhanded ultramarine sanctuary sandwich
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
sinister meetinghouse
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
tan spectacular home gay wizard
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad
  05/12/24
probably no one
Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman
  05/12/24
...
Vibrant Slimy Clown
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Vivacious Native Pocket Flask
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Alcoholic boiling water
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Salmon chapel turdskin
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Alcoholic boiling water
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Salmon chapel turdskin
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Claret arousing hell regret
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
adventurous irate athletic conference
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Salmon chapel turdskin
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Vigorous insane garrison mother
  05/12/24
...
Vivacious Native Pocket Flask
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Amethyst circlehead

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: crystalline coiffed office

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: outnumbered know-it-all legal warrant boltzmann

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: maroon irradiated genital piercing

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous preventive strike

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac azn

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Violent Faggot Firefighter Location

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac azn

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Dead bateful round eye

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy church

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Vigorous insane garrison mother

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: gay plaza

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: laughsome trust fund

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: rose national security agency theater stage

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Big milky gas station personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible international law enforcement agency

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous preventive strike

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Maize Marvelous Jap

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Salmon chapel turdskin

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: rose national security agency theater stage

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed elastic band

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: startling cheese-eating party of the first part brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Range

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Domesticated dashing toaster partner

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: puce menage toilet seat

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: maroon irradiated genital piercing

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: tantric deranged house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Slimy Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: rose national security agency theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: outnumbered know-it-all legal warrant boltzmann

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned giraffe cruise ship

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Citrine Deer Antler Pervert

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: gay plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Underhanded ultramarine sanctuary sandwich

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: sinister meetinghouse

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: tan spectacular home gay wizard

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Black Woman

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Vibrant Slimy Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Vivacious Native Pocket Flask

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic boiling water

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: misunderstood histrionic indian lodge chad

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Salmon chapel turdskin

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic boiling water

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Salmon chapel turdskin

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Claret arousing hell regret

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: adventurous irate athletic conference

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Salmon chapel turdskin

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Vigorous insane garrison mother

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Vivacious Native Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)