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whenever people say "they couldn't make Back to the Future" today, why not?

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this ab...
glittery casino goal in life
  05/22/24
No future
French hot kitchen foreskin
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(jewish pedophile)
exhilarant nowag piazza
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(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)
French hot kitchen foreskin
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stfu nerd
Comical puce dog poop
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you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd...
mind-boggling ebony blood rage
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If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.
Smoky idiot nursing home
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Embarrassed to the bone doobsian weed whacker den
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Comical puce dog poop
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Hilarious range
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Multi-colored Drab Church
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jet ape spot
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because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 wa...
bespoke vibrant stead son of senegal
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*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2....
Concupiscible karate ticket booth
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Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.
irate area pisswyrm
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There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in t...
Nudist Stock Car
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"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV,...
glittery casino goal in life
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you can say "jews" here
Balding partner
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it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense if it mu...
glittery casino goal in life
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Multi-colored Drab Church
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I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic t...
Garnet yarmulke alpha
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couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into t...
awkward spectacular lettuce boistinker
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so why won't they again no one would actually be upset by ...
glittery casino goal in life
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Doc would need to be a sassy black female
jet ape spot
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how is it working out with Ghostbusters?
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: glittery casino goal in life

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this about

who cares about the people who would whine about "whitewashing" or sexism or whatever nonsense they'd complain about, these are some of the most miserable people in the world and there aren't that many of them

no one IRL would care about any "boycott" or whatever they tried

just ignore these losers instead of worrying about them or their opinions or things will continue to suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: French hot kitchen foreskin

No future

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant nowag piazza

(jewish pedophile)

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: French hot kitchen foreskin

(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683106)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Comical puce dog poop

stfu nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682769)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony blood rage

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd who needs to stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Smoky idiot nursing home

If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone doobsian weed whacker den



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Comical puce dog poop



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Hilarious range



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Drab Church



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: jet ape spot



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: bespoke vibrant stead son of senegal

because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 was to 1955

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682772)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible karate ticket booth

*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682776)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: irate area pisswyrm

Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Nudist Stock Car

There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in the shared monoculture we had in 1955 and the steady divergence from that in 1985, in a way that we cannot possibly replicate. But that is of course possible to replicate in some way about 1994 in less effective ways.

The fundamental problems are that Hollywood is unable to tell a story effectively and any remake would be a disaster for two principle reasons.

The first and smaller reason is that the entire movie would be a bunch of GenX nostalgia porn about the lack of a digital culture. In Back to the Future, this lasts for 30 seconds when he first arrives in Hill Valley, with the occasional joke scattered throughout. Instead, the whole movie would focus on a 2024 Zoomer unable to navigate without a phone or the digital world. And that could be valuable in its own right, but it is more your standard time travel movie (e.g., modern guy landing in Arthur's court).

The second and larger reason is that the "lessons" taught to the parents would be the wrong ones. In BttF, Marty teaches his parents abstinence, self-control, initiative, discipline. It is fundamentally a kind of accidental stoicism because the child realizes his parents are making all sorts of mistakes and need to improve their lives in basic ways. And in doing so, he is, in a sense, teaching himself the same lessons--which, by the way, sound much more in 1955 ethics than 1985.

In a film with flashbacks to 1994, the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: glittery casino goal in life

"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive."

it doesn't have to be

no one but a tiny group of miserable people actually wants that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Balding partner

you can say "jews" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682928)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: glittery casino goal in life

it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense

if it must have a "message" cherishing your personal relationships and time without screens etc would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Drab Church



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Garnet yarmulke alpha

I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683099)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: awkward spectacular lettuce boistinker

couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into that difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683124)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: glittery casino goal in life

so why won't they

again no one would actually be upset by this but a tiny group of already miserable people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: jet ape spot

Doc would need to be a sassy black female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683691)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Turquoise house-broken ratface mediation

how is it working out with Ghostbusters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684855)