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Crazy how Alive Girl’s big tits turned Bezos into a Trumpmo

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/17/16/92166737-14093181...
avocado soul-stirring windowlicker faggotry
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Lilac church
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avocado soul-stirring windowlicker faggotry
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Electric flesh sex offender elastic band
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Galvanic Chocolate Area Death Wish
  02/23/25
The same guy twenty years ago: https://i.insider.com/56e0...
chrome jewess
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Supple genital piercing
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sophie cunningham
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Lilac church
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They are 180.
Confused hell
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we have such sights to show you
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she's hideous
Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/21/25
She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Other...
buttfuckingdicksucker69
  06/21/25
have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a s...
computer online
  06/21/25
Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years: https...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
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It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. I...
buttfuckingdicksucker69
  06/21/25
I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route w...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
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Bezos is definitely a cuck someone once posted that the e...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
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Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm ca...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/21/25
wow
VoteRepublican
  06/21/25
not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak i...
michael doodikoff
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Date: November 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring windowlicker faggotry

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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: avocado soul-stirring windowlicker faggotry



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Electric flesh sex offender elastic band



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Chocolate Area Death Wish



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: chrome jewess

The same guy twenty years ago:

https://i.insider.com/56e0ac9a91058427008b55a3?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#48686100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: Supple genital piercing



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: sophie cunningham



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Lilac church



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Confused hell

They are 180.

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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: we have such sights to show you



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)

she's hideous

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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: buttfuckingdicksucker69 ((zurich is stained))

She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Otherwise her body looks good I guess. Her face looks like ass though. I wonder if he can get a good surgeon to undo whatever she had done to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49036987)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)

have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a shitty plastic surgery

it just gets worse the more they try to "fix" it. she's fucked for the rest of her life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037006)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-lauren-sanchez-2009-american-music-awards-arrivals-held-at-the-nokia-35816014.html

That generation of celebrities also got that disgusting filler that calcifies and floats around in their faces, but I think it’s possible to deal with that eg Kris Jenner definitely had this and did something to address it. Alive Girl’s main issue that makes her face look so bizarre today is the massive bimbo lips, but I can imagine Bezos may have a CBA calculus on those that are like her huge fake tits ie there’s a sexual utility benefit that outweighs any concerns about social stigma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037021)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: buttfuckingdicksucker69 ((zurich is stained))

It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. It has to be possible. Her fave looks awful. Her lips are just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route with an infinite loop of 20 year old models. But stipulating to that moronic premise, I can somewhat understand this, especially if he mainly fucks her doggystyle. For one thing, he’s from Miami, so of course this would be his type. But more importantly, from the neck down her body is 99.9th percentile for non-gay dudes who can appreciate the appeal of giant fake tits. And I can also see how it would be flattering to a dweeb like Bezos to be Eskimo brothers with Tony Gonzalez, ie basically every time she pretends to enjoy fucking him and/or lies to him about TG’s cock not being an 11”x8.5” monster fuck stick that is 400-500x bigger he gets to feel like he’s a stud capable of pleasing a woman who had a virility maxxed bro at his physical peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037000)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

Bezos is definitely a cuck

someone once posted that the essence of the cuck fetish is the cuck is (in his mind anyways) “competing” with the bull’s sperm. so in that sense Bezos thinks he’s equal to or better than the ultimate jock Gonzalez, who obviously represents the Jocks who shoved him into lockers in school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037018)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm candy. She’s absolutely curating his Leo-style rotating harem for him and joyfully joining in the group sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037027)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037048)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak in the bed and has no problem with him philandering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2#49037113)