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Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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curious lime piazza foreskin
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Outnumbered immigrant
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
beady-eyed quadroon
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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yapping bipolar preventive strike
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Outnumbered immigrant
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Boyish adulterous shrine kitty
  07/02/25
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Motley Emerald Depressive Shitlib
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Floppy Telephone
  07/02/25
tp.
yapping bipolar preventive strike
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: curious lime piazza foreskin



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Outnumbered immigrant

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: yapping bipolar preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered immigrant

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Boyish adulterous shrine kitty

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Motley Emerald Depressive Shitlib



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed glittery area mad-dog skullcap

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Floppy Telephone

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: yapping bipolar preventive strike

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)