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Divorced my fat, slutty, bitchy wife yesterday. Taking questions

It's been a pretty shitty experience. Hopefully I'll look ba...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
can u post a pic?
Multi-colored Tan Rehab
  02/09/12
I don't think so. I already got divorcepwned. I's rather not...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
cut the face off. if you are still uncomfortable, i understa...
Multi-colored Tan Rehab
  02/09/12
how would being outed matter to you? If you said this was y...
lake mother locus
  02/09/12
why did you marry a fat?
stirring scarlet pisswyrm
  02/09/12
I like big tits. Any woman I marry is going to be a ticking ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
tried fake ones?
galvanic half-breed
  02/09/12
I don't think I would be interested in the type of woman who...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
give it a try. i used to think that way until I discovered t...
Clear psychic
  03/24/22
good to see someone was asking the same question by the thir...
Jet shrine
  03/23/22
I hope this isn't me in 5 years
orange menage dog poop
  02/09/12
Me too, little breh. Me too.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
In what way(s) was she slutty?
floppy olive hairy legs
  02/09/12
She slept with at least three dudes while we were married. S...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
How did you find out?
blathering fat ankles
  02/09/12
A keylogger. I saw the writing on the wall and prepared for ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
did you ever cheat on her?
stirring scarlet pisswyrm
  02/09/12
No, although I expected that if anyone cheated it would be m...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
beta
Demanding Navy Bbw
  03/22/22
Realistic. I would never cheat now that I'm older.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
Three in 2 years? Damn man, she's efficent.
heady know-it-all faggotry stage
  02/09/12
It was like 3 in three months, little breh.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
wow, she wasn't kidding around.
heady know-it-all faggotry stage
  02/09/12
Jesus Christ. Did she think she was going to get away with ...
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
We were separated when everything happened. I'm not complete...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
Wow. Look on the bright side - if you went to LS she would ...
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
No doubt about that. I had a decent shot at H and S, and cou...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
what are you doing instead?
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
I'm doing some TTT consulting.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
Approximate pay/hours?
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
80K, 55 hrs/week.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
lol dude you should have gone to LS. student loan payback w...
Demanding Navy Bbw
  03/22/22
that is horrible. i would never do this yet i am single. fig...
black irate institution party of the first part
  02/09/12
how did you get pwnd financially? kids?
doobsian abnormal shitlib
  02/09/12
I didn't get pwned financially and don't have kids.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
lucky
galvanic half-breed
  02/09/12
...
Clear psychic
  03/24/22
(Johnsmeyer)
sepia piazza preventive strike
  02/09/12
ouch, sorry little breh
wonderful mildly autistic mood hall
  02/09/12
how long were you married? did you get screwed in the divorc...
Crimson gaped police squad
  02/09/12
We were married for a little over 2 years. I didn't get s...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
you learned that women are all bitches. congrats
vibrant state karate
  02/09/12
I'm aware of that. I'm hoping to find one that isn't a godda...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
I decided I just want a nice girl. She has to be in shape bu...
vibrant state karate
  02/09/12
I can understand that. I want a 180 mom for my kids, too. I'...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
i've done that before and i'd rather not deal with that dram...
vibrant state karate
  02/09/12
Explain.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
She and her ex weren't on the best of terms. I hated getting...
vibrant state karate
  02/09/12
That would be pretty shitty. I'm not on good terms with my e...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
be grateful she didnt shoot one out
vibrant state karate
  02/09/12
Jesus yes.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
...
Rambunctious pervert yarmulke
  02/10/12
no kids, no financial pwnage, fat cheating bitch = sounds li...
Azure dashing abode associate
  02/09/12
Just because things could be worse doesn't mean that I won. ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
sorry about that brother but look at the bright side. you go...
Azure dashing abode associate
  02/09/12
Yeah, no doubt about that. The short-term emotional stuff is...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
Things are still going well with me and my fat wife. Here's ...
trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage
  02/09/12
How fat?
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
At this point she is plump, but not obese.
trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage
  02/09/12
Stats?
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
I don't know. I don't make my wife get on the scale in front...
trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage
  02/09/12
height/dress size
Fishy Adventurous Meetinghouse
  02/09/12
my husband doesn't mind my TTT fatness =)
180 range
  02/09/12
I probably wouldn't mind it either.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
I knew she was going to get fat when I married her. But I do...
trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage
  02/09/12
cr attitude
180 range
  02/09/12
black?
galvanic half-breed
  02/09/12
I've been trying to get over her by pounding some strange on...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
how does a dude fake an orgasm?
Azure dashing abode associate
  02/09/12
Rapidly flex your boner muscles, grab her real tightly until...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
Can't see how she doesn't notice there is no load in her pus...
Azure dashing abode associate
  02/09/12
Yeah. I've kind of wondered about this too. None of them hav...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
"grab her real tightly until she stops moving" ...
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
I was thinking more like bear hug.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
Your bear hugs must be different than mine.
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
Probably. I'm about 5'9 so I'm able to wrap my arms complete...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
LOL, yeah man, your extra 2 inches make you TOTALLY differen...
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
I'm not bragging little breh
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
lol sensitive there lil faggot?
seedy rigpig
  02/10/12
sorry mang but you legit OWNED in this exchange and are done...
Pearly Crawly Spot
  06/29/15
Cr tmf got pwned
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
how much was your wedding?
diverse deep hell black woman
  02/09/12
Maybe eight grand or so. It was small and inexpensive but re...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
not bad.
diverse deep hell black woman
  02/09/12
wtf? is that even possible? i thought minimum was like 20k
wine cruel-hearted voyeur church building
  02/09/12
Naah. She did a lot of stuff - flowers, invitations, etc. - ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
not having a lot of people is key
rebellious bronze boiling water cumskin
  02/10/12
CR. Small weddings are cheaper and more intimate.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/10/12
PROTIP: When shopping for wedding-related stuff (band, photo...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/10/12
What's wit all these dudes content wit fat wives. I would no...
Bonkers brilliant forum pozpig
  02/09/12
I'm not sure about these other dudes but I'm into chubbies. ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
This is pretty much ideal: http://www.mybodygallery.com/p...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
FAT
galvanic half-breed
  02/09/12
Disgusting.
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
I like that kind too
Nofapping boistinker deer antler
  06/29/15
Credited.
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
Yeah fat or chubby white women are not attractive. I can dea...
maroon provocative legal warrant
  02/09/12
Um, what? No.
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
big-assed Latinas are the credited choice
wild school cafeteria
  02/09/12
Absolutely not.
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
I have biglaw and I fuck big-assed Latinas. Would you take m...
wild school cafeteria
  02/09/12
You know what? No. Not worth it. I'd work all the time an...
Pale elastic band wrinkle
  02/09/12
Id take your life precisely because you fuck bigassed latina...
Beady-eyed Sticky Tank
  02/10/12
TITCR
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  02/09/12
closet fag
Marvelous White Pit
  02/09/12
...
Jet shrine
  03/24/22
you indicated that she had been married before you did yo...
Rambunctious pervert yarmulke
  02/10/12
No I was a dumbass. Yes I knew she'd cheated. I thought our ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
lol just lol @ tmf complaining about fats when he married fu...
Beady-eyed Sticky Tank
  02/10/12
180 This guys seems to be almost as much as a loser as TMF
Clear psychic
  02/10/12
Follow up: divorcing that bitch was the best decision I've e...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  06/29/15
DESCRIBE
curious incel
  06/29/15
life update?
Ivory jet-lagged crackhouse ceo
  06/29/15
Me: never went to LS, did a complete career change from a me...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  06/29/15
1800000000000
Supple Mental Disorder
  04/02/20
You still j/o thinking about her?
Crusty den
  06/29/15
constantly
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  04/02/20
U ever miss those big titties?
Twinkling house-broken indian lodge
  06/29/15
Shit yes. But less and less nowadays.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
(Caitlyn)
Green Laughsome Marketing Idea Dingle Berry
  06/29/15
that's quite a combination.
sienna messiness
  06/29/15
Update: She rode the BBC carousel (not flame) for 9 months o...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
The heart wants what the heart wants, and sometimes the hear...
Motley Ratface Telephone
  03/22/22
Cr
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
...
embarrassed to the bone flirting stead giraffe
  03/23/22
lmfao Cannot understand this, or loving a fat "perso...
Jet shrine
  03/24/22
I don't understand being attracted to skinny chicks or dicks...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
LOL 180. Describe your ex and current wife
bisexual locale
  03/22/22
I poasted a nude in the other thread. I'll poast another nud...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
180 story.
fiercely-loyal chapel internal respiration
  03/22/22
Ty I wrote quite the novel. Glad somebody read it.
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
tyvmft / would read again
Clear psychic
  03/24/22
180 — love big tits so you have it made friend
bisexual locale
  03/22/22
Ty
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
180. what was the other thread with pics? show us before ...
Opaque lodge
  03/22/22
Here you go brother http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
180
angry liquid oxygen
  03/23/22
Lmao nice moniker
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
👍🏻
angry liquid oxygen
  03/23/22
Great story. If I May, you have been added to my list of 18...
Twinkling house-broken indian lodge
  03/23/22
Ty ty
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
18000000000 million. No better revenge than living well.
razzmatazz space
  03/22/22
Cr. I do have a 180 revenge story from when I was 19/20 thou...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
180, good choice.
hideous lilac boltzmann
  03/22/22
Cr I was a cunt hair away from getting back together with he...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
You maed it. Any age gap with wife? My HS and beginning o...
racy very tactful haunted graveyard
  03/23/22
Yeah she's 3 years younger than I am. Lmao sounds like y...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
Teacher -> school admin. Divorced once and remarried to a...
racy very tactful haunted graveyard
  03/24/22
You, sir, are an inspiration to all of us.
mind-boggling at-the-ready juggernaut set
  03/22/22
Ty ty
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/23/22
How much side dick is your current wife taking? Does she let...
Bateful love of her life
  03/22/22
None. She's a total homebody who literally never leaves the ...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
U maed it
Honey-headed National
  03/22/22
Ty ty
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/22/22
...
Jet shrine
  03/24/22
...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
Damn can't believe we've hit the 10 year mark without an arc...
bossy tripping gaming laptop
  03/22/22
...
Clear psychic
  03/25/22
great thread. every man can maek it.
embarrassed to the bone flirting stead giraffe
  03/23/22
I like the part where his ex got herpes
bull headed french chef macaca
  03/25/22
Cr she told me that when I was shopping at Costco while dump...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
laughing?
bull headed french chef macaca
  04/30/23
I should also add that with the first wife, I'd started deve...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/26/22
congrats on avoiding herpes
Clear psychic
  03/28/22
Ty I'm pretty stoked to not have sores on my dick. I think I...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  03/31/22
i think this is because you subconsciously hated her
bull headed french chef macaca
  04/30/23
...
Odious bistre plaza
  04/30/23
She's going through another divorce and recently told me tha...
Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant
  04/30/23
Can you finally post pics of the fat ex?
autistic ruddy trump supporter selfie
  04/30/23
...
Dark center
  04/30/23


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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

It's been a pretty shitty experience. Hopefully I'll look back in a year and be glad it happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933604)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Tan Rehab

can u post a pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933608)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I don't think so. I already got divorcepwned. I's rather not be lifepwned after being outed on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933622)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Tan Rehab

cut the face off. if you are still uncomfortable, i understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933627)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: lake mother locus

how would being outed matter to you? If you said this was your first post ever in here, I sure wouldn't know differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933831)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: stirring scarlet pisswyrm

why did you marry a fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933616)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I like big tits. Any woman I marry is going to be a ticking time-bomb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933628)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed

tried fake ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934568)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I don't think I would be interested in the type of woman who would buy fake tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934652)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Clear psychic

give it a try. i used to think that way until I discovered the joy of fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207743)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Jet shrine

good to see someone was asking the same question by the third poast, 5 years before i joined the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44206109)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: orange menage dog poop

I hope this isn't me in 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933619)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Me too, little breh. Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933666)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: floppy olive hairy legs

In what way(s) was she slutty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933623)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

She slept with at least three dudes while we were married. She slept with a few during her previous marriage, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933652)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: blathering fat ankles

How did you find out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933672)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

A keylogger. I saw the writing on the wall and prepared for it. We also discussed trying to save the marriage at one point and she admitted to everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933727)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: stirring scarlet pisswyrm

did you ever cheat on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933737)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

No, although I expected that if anyone cheated it would be me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933756)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Demanding Navy Bbw

beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196971)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Realistic. I would never cheat now that I'm older.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221438)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: heady know-it-all faggotry stage

Three in 2 years? Damn man, she's efficent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934096)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

It was like 3 in three months, little breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934138)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: heady know-it-all faggotry stage

wow, she wasn't kidding around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934176)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Jesus Christ. Did she think she was going to get away with it or did she just stop caring? What changed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934181)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

We were separated when everything happened. I'm not completely sure what changed. When I decided not to go to LS I think that she assumed that she had just lost her ticket to an upper-middle class lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934284)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Wow. Look on the bright side - if you went to LS she would have shit out kids, you would have been debtpwn3d and possibly unemployed and when you graduated with a shit job or no job she would have done the same thing but you'd be 1000x more fucked. So silver lining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934296)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

No doubt about that. I had a decent shot at H and S, and could have easily gotten into CCN. She knew enough to know that I could have gone to the best schools but didn't want to accept the fact that ITE, the best schools =/= automatic upper-middle class lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934350)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

what are you doing instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934395)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I'm doing some TTT consulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934528)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Approximate pay/hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934533)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

80K, 55 hrs/week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934672)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Demanding Navy Bbw

lol dude you should have gone to LS. student loan payback will be OPTIONAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196975)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:29 PM
Author: black irate institution party of the first part

that is horrible. i would never do this yet i am single. figures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934603)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: doobsian abnormal shitlib

how did you get pwnd financially? kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933634)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I didn't get pwned financially and don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933659)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed

lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934576)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 5:31 AM
Author: Clear psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207751)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: sepia piazza preventive strike

(Johnsmeyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933660)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic mood hall

ouch, sorry little breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933664)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: Crimson gaped police squad

how long were you married? did you get screwed in the divorce? was she a fatty when you got married? did she trick you into thinking she was marriage material? describe fully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933665)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:48 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

We were married for a little over 2 years.

I didn't get screwed in the divorce. There wasn't much to fight over.

She was getting there by the time we got married. I like big tits and asses though, so I'm OK with marrying fatties.

She definitely tricked me into thinking that she was marriage material. She has this real motherly thing about her and I figured that she would be real good with kids. She's also real into the whole Christian thing which, although I don't buy into personally, I thought provided her with a more traditional worldview - i.e. the man is the head of the household, she would be a stay-at-home mom, monogamy, married individuals don't get shitfaced without their spouse, stuff like that. At this point I've realized that she's nothing more than a goddamn slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933719)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:01 PM
Author: vibrant state karate

you learned that women are all bitches. congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933817)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I'm aware of that. I'm hoping to find one that isn't a goddamn whore next time though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933866)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:11 PM
Author: vibrant state karate

I decided I just want a nice girl. She has to be in shape but doesn't have to have big cans and ass. Just be a nice person who would be a 180 mom to my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933887)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:17 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I can understand that. I want a 180 mom for my kids, too. I've been considering dating single moms so that I can see their momskills in action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933937)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: vibrant state karate

i've done that before and i'd rather not deal with that drama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933944)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933950)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:24 PM
Author: vibrant state karate

She and her ex weren't on the best of terms. I hated getting in the middle of it and hearing about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934005)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

That would be pretty shitty. I'm not on good terms with my ex, but I have no reason to contact her ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934023)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: vibrant state karate

be grateful she didnt shoot one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934163)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Jesus yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934291)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 9:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious pervert yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936333)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Azure dashing abode associate

no kids, no financial pwnage, fat cheating bitch = sounds like youwon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933671)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Just because things could be worse doesn't mean that I won. It means that I dodged a couple bullets. I'm still in a pretty shitty place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933750)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:53 PM
Author: Azure dashing abode associate

sorry about that brother but look at the bright side. you got a toxic person out of your life with little damage other than short-term emotional pain and instability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933764)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Yeah, no doubt about that. The short-term emotional stuff is pretty difficult though.

I've been thinking about this as if I've got a new lease on life. Doors that were previously closed are now open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933791)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage

Things are still going well with me and my fat wife. Here's hoping they stay that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933769)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

How fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933797)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 9:59 PM
Author: trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage

At this point she is plump, but not obese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933806)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Stats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933818)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage

I don't know. I don't make my wife get on the scale in front of me so I can tell the internet about how fat she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933824)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: Fishy Adventurous Meetinghouse

height/dress size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933852)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: 180 range

my husband doesn't mind my TTT fatness =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933811)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I probably wouldn't mind it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933823)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: trip canary tanning salon old irish cottage

I knew she was going to get fat when I married her. But I don't mind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933828)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: 180 range

cr attitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933845)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:28 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed

black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934594)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I've been trying to get over her by pounding some strange on the regular but it doesn't really help. I pretty much only want to have sex with my ex-wife. I've been faking orgasms regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933808)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: Azure dashing abode associate

how does a dude fake an orgasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933841)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Rapidly flex your boner muscles, grab her real tightly until she stops moving, make the same moans/grunts/whatever that you do when you normally orgasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933888)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Azure dashing abode associate

Can't see how she doesn't notice there is no load in her pussy? Are you using a rubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933955)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Yeah. I've kind of wondered about this too. None of them have said anything, but I've always planned on saying something like "I beat it today... My boys must be empty."

No. I don't use rubbers usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934015)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

"grab her real tightly until she stops moving"

So basically murder her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934165)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I was thinking more like bear hug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934248)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:01 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Your bear hugs must be different than mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934273)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Probably. I'm about 5'9 so I'm able to wrap my arms completely around a woman's torso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934302)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

LOL, yeah man, your extra 2 inches make you TOTALLY different than me. Protip: never, ever try to brag about being 5'9" again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934326)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I'm not bragging little breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934420)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 5:09 PM
Author: seedy rigpig

lol sensitive there lil faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19938354)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Pearly Crawly Spot

sorry mang but you legit OWNED in this exchange and are done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227251)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Cr tmf got pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44202105)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: diverse deep hell black woman

how much was your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933809)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Maybe eight grand or so. It was small and inexpensive but really classy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933838)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: diverse deep hell black woman

not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933848)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: wine cruel-hearted voyeur church building

wtf? is that even possible? i thought minimum was like 20k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933952)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Naah. She did a lot of stuff - flowers, invitations, etc. - herself. We paid a band a few hundred dollars and they were awesome. We had it in this big old house that occasionally has weddings in it and they gave us a reasonable price for food and use of the space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19933995)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 8:44 AM
Author: rebellious bronze boiling water cumskin

not having a lot of people is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936307)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 5:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

CR. Small weddings are cheaper and more intimate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19938344)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 5:10 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

PROTIP: When shopping for wedding-related stuff (band, photographer, reception area, catering, etc.), say that you're putting together a family reunion. Any mention of the word 'wedding' and the price skyrockets. Don't mention that it's a wedding until you've discussed price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19938357)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:32 PM
Author: Bonkers brilliant forum pozpig

What's wit all these dudes content wit fat wives. I would not tolerate that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934059)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I'm not sure about these other dudes but I'm into chubbies. As long as they stay below obese, I'm happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934130)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

This is pretty much ideal:

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-16719-body-shape.htm#img



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934148)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed

FAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934606)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934648)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Nofapping boistinker deer antler

I like that kind too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227219)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934175)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: maroon provocative legal warrant

Yeah fat or chubby white women are not attractive. I can deal with and actually prefer a chubby black chick though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934227)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:01 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Um, what? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934276)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: wild school cafeteria

big-assed Latinas are the credited choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934315)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

Absolutely not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934389)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: wild school cafeteria

I have biglaw and I fuck big-assed Latinas. Would you take my life, if it meant you would have biglaw but would also have to fuck big-assed Latinas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934408)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Pale elastic band wrinkle

You know what? No. Not worth it. I'd work all the time and fuck gross women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934440)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 9:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Tank

Id take your life precisely because you fuck bigassed latinas

You can keep the biglaw, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936398)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934564)



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Date: February 9th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: Marvelous White Pit

closet fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19934370)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 7:01 AM
Author: Jet shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207838)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 9:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious pervert yarmulke

you indicated that she had been married before you

did you worry about that being a red flag?

did you know that she had cheated in her previous marriage when you married her?

how old was she when she got divorsed the first time

how old were you both when you met

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936334)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

No I was a dumbass. Yes I knew she'd cheated. I thought our relationship was "different." I was just a kid then. Barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221444)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 9:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Tank

lol just lol @ tmf complaining about fats when he married fucking rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936394)



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Date: February 10th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Clear psychic

180

This guys seems to be almost as much as a loser as TMF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#19936416)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Follow up: divorcing that bitch was the best decision I've ever made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227147)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: curious incel

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227155)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory jet-lagged crackhouse ceo

life update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227164)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Me: never went to LS, did a complete career change from a mega shitlib industry into BIGOIL, and married my best friend.

Her: tried to get back together after the divorce, which I turned down, and got knocked up by some dude within weeks. They got married but she doesn't love him. Also she now has herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Supple Mental Disorder

1800000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#39926937)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Crusty den

You still j/o thinking about her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227179)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#39926931)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Twinkling house-broken indian lodge

U ever miss those big titties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227201)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Shit yes. But less and less nowadays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196149)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Green Laughsome Marketing Idea Dingle Berry

(Caitlyn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227231)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: sienna messiness

that's quite a combination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#28227363)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Update: She rode the BBC carousel (not flame) for 9 months or so, and about 6 months after our divorce was finalized she decided that she'd made a mistake and wanted to get back together with me. I knew I'd be making a mistake if I did, but the heart wants what the heart wants. She even scared the hell out of me by telling me that she'd stopped taking birth control and that we'd "just let things happen" once we got back together. I sure as shit wasn't ready to have a baby with this cheating bitch, but I couldn't say no. Fortunately for me, I happened to meet a 180 girl about a week after my ex and I began making plans for her to move cross country to be with me.

Faced with a choice between an ex wife I was still in love with, but who had gone through 2 divorces due to her cheating (going through #3 as of March 2022), and a truly 180 girl with whom I clicked like nobody before, I decided to give the new girl a shot and turned away my ex. In hindsight it was the best decision I've ever made. We've been married almost a decade and we're still best friends. I still enjoy her company, and she's also 5 years younger, hotter, and has aged much better than my ex.

As for the ex, she jumped into bed with a guy she barely knew and got knocked up less than a month after I turned her away. They had two kids - girls ages 9 and 6 - and late last year she started cheating again. Moved out in January and as far as I know they're getting divorced. I told him she was cheating on him after she told me. Apparently she hates me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196146)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Motley Ratface Telephone

The heart wants what the heart wants, and sometimes the heart wants a nigger dick carousel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196156)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196172)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flirting stead giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44204008)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 5:19 AM
Author: Jet shrine

lmfao

Cannot understand this, or loving a fat "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207745)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I don't understand being attracted to skinny chicks or dicks and buttholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221453)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: bisexual locale

LOL 180.

Describe your ex and current wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196158)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I poasted a nude in the other thread. I'll poast another nude that includes her vag later today/tonight.

Ex: MASSIVE tits, great ass, very thick brunette with a pretty face, but in hindsight it's nothing to write home about. She's dumb, too. she scored a ~900 on her SAT She's also aged poorly and is nowhere near as hot as she used to be. EXTREMELY good in the sack. Horny AF, slutty, sexy, and loud. She's also pretty crazy and jealous. One time she started throwing dishes after a dinner party when we decided to go to my buddy's place to watch a movie. Then she caused a scene and literally physically prevented me from leaving. The makeup sex was *excellent.*

We both come from conservative christian families, but while my mother (and father, but in this area it's my mother who stands out) walks the talk, is *never* a hypocrite, I can't say the same thing about her parents. My mom is also the most loving person I know. for example, she organized a big prayer group when the infant son of my wife's very casual friend, who lives thousands of miles away, had to have brain surgery. the friend didn't even know who my mom was before learning there were a bunch of people on the other side of the country praying for her kid. Needless to say, the friend was *very* touched. They also believe in the sanctity of marriage and would never interfere in a negative way. They always consistently maintained their support of our marriage and favored reconciliation over divorce.

Her family is also conservative christian, and while they're legitimately good people - for example, they started a free/nonprofit health clinic - they also have/had a tendency to behave like stereotypical redneck Christians. For example, they put my ex in a retarded Christian homeschool program where everything was from a Christian perspective - one that stands out was a bible based Economics course - and instead of teaching her they just told her to read the material and take the tests. when she tried to do an LPN to RN bridge program at the local community college, they told her she'd need to get her GED. I was astonished until I saw the HS curriculum she'd done and realized how retarded it was.

They also played a very negative role in our marriage; encouraging my ex to move back home cross-country, building a mother-in law apartment for her so that she'd move back, etc. Her father said I was godless because I'm vocal about my distaste for prosperity gospel televangelists.

180 wife: *extremely* pretty, smart, and funny. Hispanic with big tits, big ass. She was fat when we got married, which I didn't like, but she was so cool it didn't matter. She ended up losing the weight though, and she's now just thick, which is my ideal size for a woman. Her family is great and like me. We hang out with one another all the time and never really get sick of one another.

Her family is cool. Her parents are pretty lib but they're great people. Her grandparents are very conservative and successful businesspeople. In the early 80s they opened a local business that quickly grew to 6 locations, 200,000 square feet of commercial property and $21M per year in sales. They sold the business for around $20M a few years before the recession.

Their main supplier, a European company, saw the grandparents' business as a way to establish a retail foothold in the US, and approached the grandparents in the late 90s to see if they'd sell, but they were still working age and weren't quite ready to retire. Around a decade later they approached the company's US president ready to sell, but he told them that the company wasn't interested anymore, however he and his 40 year old son would like to buy it.

It turns out that this was bullshit; the company was still very interested in buying their business. the US president was simply hoping to buy the business for $20M and sell it to his company for $25M. When the company caught wind of the plan they fired the US president and told him and his son to fuck off. Now stuck with a business they never intended to run, the dad hands over daily management to his son.

Immediately the son starts spending like it's going out of style. He immediately spends several hundred k turning the formerly utilitarian office space into a luxurious mahogany paneled suite, complete with filtration system so he can smoke cigars. He also buys a $1M mcmansion in town and a another in the southwest, plus four brand new Porsche Cayenne Turbos (two black and two white) so he and his wife would each have a Cayenne at both houses, and starts taking employees on $$$$ trips to Vegas, then knocks up his secretary - a woman from Barbados or Jamaica or something - and gets divorced and shacks up with his new baby momma.

Despite the fact that they'd just bought a very successful business and were given sweetheart leases at $1/ft^2, when the going rate for prime retail was $2.50 to $3.50/ft^2, the son decides he's a turnaround artist and fires all of the upper management, eliminates employee profit sharing and reduces employee pay, which cost him a bunch of loyal employees. He also starts consolidating locations and closes the branch located at the busiest intersection in town, only to immediately open up another location nearby with less traffic and zero visibility from the road just two miles away. Oh, and he agreed to pay $2.54 per square foot and personally guaranteed $400k in change orders by the contractor.

Less than 10 years later, the business was loaded with debt and had lost more than 40% of its revenue compared to the early 2000s. In just 8 years it went from $21M annually to just under $12M annually, so bankruptcy was inevitable. The kid, having personally guaranteed $400k in change orders, had his house taken by the contractor. My wife's grandparents sold most of the commercial property after that.

Despite being very successful, her grandparents are super frugal and down to earth. Her grandfather once told me that he thought the kid had just hidden all the money somewhere because he couldn't wrap his head around a guy squandering millions of dollars like the kid had. On our honeymoon we went to Oahu where her grandfather lives and stayed in one of their 6 condos in Waikiki. I think we were going to stay in their condo in Trump Tower, but a Japanese businessman had rented it for several months, so we stayed at a more modest one. One day we were at the beach with her granddad and, having read that every Trump Tower condo was finished differently, I asked him a question about the interior finishes in his. "I don't know. Never seen it. I've never seen any of our condos" was his reply. This, despite spending every morning at Ala Moana beach just steps away from all 6 of them every day for years.

The only extravagant purchase he ever made was a brand new 1990 Mercedes SL convertible for about $100k. He was so embarrassed at having spent that kind of money on a car and worried that his blue collar employees would think differently of him that he let the car sit in his garage for 6 months before driving it to work.

They're just good people. Very down to earth, blue collar types. Her grandmother came from a working class family and had my wife's mom when she was like 15 years old or something, so she knows what poverty is like and never forgot it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196818)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal chapel internal respiration

180 story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196967)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty I wrote quite the novel. Glad somebody read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44197512)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Clear psychic

tyvmft / would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207754)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: bisexual locale

180 — love big tits so you have it made friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44198198)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44202099)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Opaque lodge

180. what was the other thread with pics?

show us before and after pics of ex so we can take pleasure too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44199655)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Here you go brother

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5065043&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44202101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: angry liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44202109)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Lmao nice moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44204039)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: angry liquid oxygen

👍🏻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44205605)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: Twinkling house-broken indian lodge

Great story. If I May, you have been added to my list of 180 dude posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44202127)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44203969)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz space

18000000000 million. No better revenge than living well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196167)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Cr. I do have a 180 revenge story from when I was 19/20 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196834)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: hideous lilac boltzmann

180, good choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196175)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Cr I was a cunt hair away from getting back together with her dude. I thank God every day that I met my wife when I did, otherwise I'd be the one getting cucked by my muscular 5'6" neighbor, rather than her new husband. I think I mentioned it somewhere up thread, but after the divorce I slept with a bunch of girls, including the hottest girl I've ever seen, and was so uninterested in these girls that I'd have to fake orgasms with them because I was only interested in my ex. I did that with every girl except for the hot one. I couldn't even get hard for that one because she was such a dumb cunt.

I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to marriage, which I something I learned from my mom. Marriage is forever as far as I'm concerned, so the only way I'll ever get divorced is if my wife leaves me, which is exactly what happened. When she told me she wanted to get back together with me, I was over the moon. I'd been hoping for this day but never actually expected it would happen, especially 6 months after the divorce was finalized.

My ex was already in the process of applying for jobs and transferring her nursing license when I met my wife. Another week and she would have already had plane tickets for her and the cat (a 180 doglike catdood). And the first time I met my wife at a mutual friend's house, she was a complete shitshow. I was DD-ing for some friends, so I was sober when we met, but my wife was absolutely hammered.

Like most people, I find drunks to be extremely annoying when I'm sober, but she had big tits and a very pretty face, so I was able to tolerate more than usual. She was also pretty obviously interested in me, and we started making out towards the end of the night. Even though she was ridiculously hammered, she wouldn't let me escalate past first base. At the end of the night we exchanged numbers, but I wasn't expecting much.

To be honest, my primary motivation in calling her the following week was because I wanted to see her nice boobs. Her roommates were having a party on Friday night, so I made plans to attend. Because of the sloppy drunk first impression she made, I felt no need to put in in any special effort to impress her or to put my best foot forward. If I remember correctly, she didn't put in any effort, either because she came to the door in a hoodie and jeans.

Within minutes of our second meeting, I could tell that this girl was awesome. She was hilarious, smart, and had a gorgeous face. She was fatter than I was into, but we were hitting it off so well that I didn't care (she also lost the weight after we got married). Within about an hour it was the best date I'd ever been on. And it had nothing to do with sexual chemistry. Our personalities and senses of humor clicked perfectly. Hanging out with her felt like hanging out with my best bros, which is something I'd never experienced with a woman before. She felt the same way.

Our first date never really ended. I slept over at her place (no sex) the first night and she stayed at mine the next. Every minute we weren't working was spent together. Other than a pre-planned overnight fishing trip with my bro the following Saturday, during which I broke it off with my ex wife, our first date never really ended. I asked her dad if I could marry her about 5 months later. 9 months and 2 days after our first date we tied the knot.

Like her family, she's not materialistic at all. We had the wedding at her grandmother's house and our total out of pocket for the wedding was about $600, which she spent on her dress and haircut. I shudder to think what things would have been like for me if I had continued down the road of getting back together with my ex wife. Right now I'd probably be kicking myself because I'd be the one getting cucked and divorced by the same woman for the second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44204527)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: racy very tactful haunted graveyard

You maed it. Any age gap with wife?

My HS and beginning of college gf had a sub-1000 SAT. Would have been a disaster. She was truly too stupid to make the correct decisions and had horrible impulse control. Cheated on me repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44205324)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Yeah she's 3 years younger than I am.

Lmao sounds like you dodged a bullet too. What's your HS girlfriend up to nowadays? Mine became a Hooters waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44206010)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 3:14 AM
Author: racy very tactful haunted graveyard

Teacher -> school admin. Divorced once and remarried to a teacher. Lives in my hometown and never left. No kids. Looks rough from IG but is still athletic/fit, which is better than most. Has very fair skin which was super hot when she was 18 but she looks weathered now from the sun. Looks like her mom did 25 years ago, which is not a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207585)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready juggernaut set

You, sir, are an inspiration to all of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196179)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44204051)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Bateful love of her life

How much side dick is your current wife taking? Does she let you watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196203)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

None. She's a total homebody who literally never leaves the house by herself for anything but work. We have access to one another's location at all times, too (for emergencies and stuff, not because of a lack of trust), so I'd be really impressed with her skills if she ever did find a way to cheat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196879)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed National

U maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196207)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196882)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 5:12 AM
Author: Jet shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44207737)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221476)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: bossy tripping gaming laptop

Damn can't believe we've hit the 10 year mark without an archive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44196850)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:49 AM
Author: Clear psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44214102)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flirting stead giraffe

great thread. every man can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44206382)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 7:53 AM
Author: bull headed french chef macaca

I like the part where his ex got herpes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44214202)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Cr she told me that when I was shopping at Costco while dumping her. She was like "well, I guess I can tell you this now; [BBC] gave me genital herpes. He cheated on me with his [estranged] wife and I never should have taken him back."

That shit had me in tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221484)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: bull headed french chef macaca

laughing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46253815)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

I should also add that with the first wife, I'd started developing a huge cuck fetish and I knew that shit would ruin our relationship if I ever acted on it. She was just such a tiger in the sack - oh, and before we got together she told me about her black ex with a 9" dick - that I wanted to see her get pounded out by a REAL MAN. Not flame bros. I have absolutely zero desire to see this with my 180 wife though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44221493)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: Clear psychic

congrats on avoiding herpes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44233108)



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Date: March 31st, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

Ty I'm pretty stoked to not have sores on my dick. I think I had cold sores in middle or high school. Would that innoculate me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#44256030)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: bull headed french chef macaca

i think this is because you subconsciously hated her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46253817)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 4:07 AM
Author: Odious bistre plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46253508)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Immigrant

She's going through another divorce and recently told me that she still loves me and that I'm the only man she'd ever marry (again).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46253777)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 12:53 PM
Author: autistic ruddy trump supporter selfie

Can you finally post pics of the fat ex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46254336)



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Date: April 30th, 2023 12:32 PM
Author: Dark center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869962&forum_id=2#46254265)