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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed shivering casino

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling fat ankles



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: splenetic angry macaca twinkling uncleanness

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Sexy Self-centered House

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Walnut Anal Nibblets

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan point



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Walnut Anal Nibblets



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: thriller rough-skinned temple

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: thriller rough-skinned temple

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: sinister bateful half-breed cruise ship



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Charismatic doctorate



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: wild jap

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Fragrant corner therapy

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed saffron ratface water buffalo

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: contagious theatre main people

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Fragrant corner therapy

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Pale provocative state

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling fat ankles



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: brass hell degenerate

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Pale provocative state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pale provocative state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Excitant locus indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant associate dysfunction

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant associate dysfunction

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant associate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant associate dysfunction

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: unhinged keepsake machete address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: thriller rough-skinned temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: racy cuckold

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: racy cuckold

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: racy cuckold

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Smoky nudist fanboi

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)