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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
razzle-dazzle boiling water native
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
shaky brunch
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: racy massive gas station

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cocky Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: pale locus hominid

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle boiling water native

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: cream thriller meetinghouse immigrant

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Boistinker Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: cream thriller meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: brilliant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: olive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: shaky brunch

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: shaky brunch

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Self-centered patrolman market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cobalt rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: mauve deer antler pervert

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cerise gunner

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: frozen den giraffe

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Impertinent French Chef

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cerise gunner

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Ocher Stage

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cocky Wrinkle Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Swollen Bronze Site Alpha

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained Ocher Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained Ocher Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: pearly jewess corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Twinkling Death Wish School Cafeteria

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous Twinkling Death Wish School Cafeteria

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Twinkling Death Wish School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Twinkling Death Wish School Cafeteria

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring parlour black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: shaky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Awkward Motley Keepsake Machete Ratface

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Awkward Motley Keepsake Machete Ratface

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Awkward Motley Keepsake Machete Ratface

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Slate contagious background story ape

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49763415)